Panic was panic, but Sun Yue still had to answer.
Just take it as honing his ability to be a sidekick!
"Why can't they stab you past me?”
"I'll stab Neishi Aidong first, then stab you!”
Li Yunyang chuckled.
"Of course I ran fast! I'm still thin. I'll hide behind you when the time comes.”
"Look, the famous fatty of Deyun Society was stabbed. Isn't this going to be trending!”
"Hurry up and thank me. It's all my credit that you're on the trending searches!”
Sun Yue waved her hand.
"Go to hell."
"I'll stab you first!"
Hahahaha!
The audience cheered and clapped.
This hack was too good. The audience could tell that Li Yunyang was deliberately mocking Sun Yue. Coupled with Sun Yue's reaction and expression, everyone laughed even more!
However, it was also thanks to their tacit understanding.
Sun Yue's style was also in line with Li Yunyang's.
If it had been any other person, they would have died on the stage if they couldn't handle Li Yunyang!
Li Yunyang laughed as well and went over to pat Sun Yue's stomach.
"Don't be angry. I'm just joking."
"This little fatty beside me is very cute. His background is not small either. His family can be considered a crosstalk family.”
"He is the beloved grandson of the famous crosstalk actor, Li Wenhua.”
Sun Yue nodded.
"Oh, right."
"My grandfather is Li Wenhua."
Li Yunyang stood back in front of the stage.
"This grandson…"
F * ck you!
Li Yunyang had just steadied himself when Sun Yue gave him another push.
"That's reasonable!"
"Taking advantage of me again!"
"You're the grandson. Your entire family is grandsons!”
Li Yunyang staggered and tilted his head as he asked Sun Yue.
"What about my grandson?"
Sun Yue spat at Li Yunyang.
"Is there a difference?"
The members backstage were also overjoyed.
Good heavens.
Crosstalk actors often said, especially in the small garden, that the person who teased the main character was the father of the main character.
Li Yunyang, on the other hand, was directly promoted.
He wanted to be a grandfather!
From the looks of it, Li Yunyang had given Guo Degang enough face by letting him call him father.
Hey.
How filial!
Li Yunyang continued.
"Anyway, what I want to say is that our partner's background is already prominent enough.”
"But it still won't work!"
"It can't compare to my master's background."
Sun Yue asked.
"Oh, your master is also from a crosstalk family?”
Li Yunyang tapped the table excitedly.
"What is a crosstalk aristocratic family!"
"Let me tell you, I don't even dare to say my master's family background out loud. I'm afraid I'll scare you!”
Sun Yue looked at Li Yunyang with disdain.
"You scared me?"
"Don't worry, I'm not scared. Just tell me honestly what your master's family does.”
Li Yunyang looked around and whispered into the microphone.
"My master's father is the commander of Mongolia Navy!”
Commander of the Mongolia?
Sun Yue tugged at Li Yunyang awkwardly.
"Please wait for a while."
"As far as I know, Mongolia is a land-locked country. Where did the navy commander come from?”
Li Yunyang tapped the table with a piece of wood.
"Look, you're so ignorant.”
" There's a navy commander."
"There's still the division of positions, what Yellow Flag, Bordered Yellow Flag Zhenglan Flag.”
Whoosh!
Dream back to the Qing Dynasty!
Li Yunyang continued.
"My master is so illustrious. I have to pay him a visit and walk around more.”
"It just so happens that my master has married a new wife.”
Sun Yue looked at Li Yunyang.
"Oh, your master got married again.”
Li Yunyang nodded.
"This time, my master married someone who was ten years younger than him.”
"That fair skin, beautiful long legs."
"Her figure is also graceful…"
After saying that, Li Yunyang smacked his lips and swallowed his saliva, looking very eager.
Good!
The people below were jeering again.
All the big brothers were so excited that they sat up straight!
Guo Degang's wife even dared to tease him.
The title of bringing a kid was firmly in place!
Sun Yue quickly chimed in.
"What's wrong with you? That's your master's wife!”
"If you want to die, don't drag me down!"
Li Yunyang tried to hold back his laughter.
"Master's wife is especially cute and kind.”
"Every time I see her, I think that the Calabash Brothers will come and save me.”
Sun Yue felt helpless.
"Good heavens, this is a demon!”
Li Yunyang gave the audience enough time to react before he spoke.
"Anyways, every time I see Master's wife, I would politely greet her.”
"I don't dare to say anything more.”
Sun Yue nodded.
"This is called a rule."
After Sun Yue finished speaking, Li Yunyang waved his hand.
"Master's wife is also generous."
"Dead man!"
"Let's go home and eat tofu."
Whoosh!
Li Yunyang was so flirtatious!
He really dared to say that!
Not only were the big brothers excited, but the group of young ladies also applauded and cheered.
As expected, everyone loved to listen to ethics!
Sun Yue almost burst out laughing on stage.
Sun Yue had asked Li Yunyang if he really dared to say this during their conversation.
If you don't dare to tell me, then don't tell me this part.
They didn't expect Li Yun to say it directly on the balcony. The effect was even better than they had imagined. The audience was all boiling!
When Guo Degang saw this, he would probably be so angry that his nose would become crooked.
Sun Yue had to hold back her laughter for a long time.
"How can you be so generous?"
Li Yunyang raised his hand.
"It's tofu at home, mapo tofu.”
"My master's wife knows how to cook."
I've made up for it!
Just as she was about to make up for it, Li Yunyang spoke again.
"Anyway, I often go to my master's house to freeload.”
"The moment I went, it was my master's wife who opened the door for me.”
"I nodded obediently. I'm here. Where's my master?”
"Master's wife smiled sweetly. You came at the right time.”
Puff!
Just as he left, he called out!
This joke was too funny!
It wasn't over yet.
"Master's wife quickly pulled me closer to the house and asked me if I should wash the dates or eat first.”
Sun Yue stopped Li Yunyang.
"Is it appropriate to take a shower?"
"Don't say anymore!"
Li Yunyang raised his hand.
"To wash the dates, the winter dates."
"What do you think?"
"The applause and jeering below the stage are not serious!”
Eh?
The audience jeered.
Sun Yue was stunned.
"I thought I would have to buy some apples. Why do I have to eat dates?”
Li Yunyang smiled.
"Anyway, my master found a good wife.”
"It's his father, the daughter-in-law that the Mongolia navy commander personally found for him.”
Sun Yue continued.
"That's normal. Officials pay attention to matching families and betrothal.”
Li Yunyang looked at Sun Yue.
"Oh right, a match of equal status!"
"My master's father saw that my master had a family and should give him an official position.”
"If it really doesn't work, you should at least give me a title. That way, I'll have face when I go out!”
"That's why I gave my master a title.”
Sun Yue asked.
"What title did you give me?"
Li Yunyang suddenly smiled evilly and raised his eyebrows.
"The Green Hat King of the Manchu Eight Iron Hat Kings!”
Good heavens.
Guo Degang would be cuckolded anyway!
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