After the laughter," Sheep Climbing the Tree " officially began.
"If you ask me, crosstalk actors like you have no future.”
"You're still messing with those higher-ups.”
Upon hearing Guo Degang's words, Li Yunyang put his hands together and turned to look at him.
"From what you've said, you're no longer a crosstalk actor?”
Guo Degang's expression was also lively as he waved his hand proudly.
"Not anymore."
"How can this thing be high and mighty?"
Li Yunyang was also amused and found an opportunity to tease him.
"Then where are you going?"
"Do you want to return to Xinzhou to continue being your iron bull, or do you want to go to Jiangzhou to fight against the waves?”
The audience, who were familiar with Beijing opera, were all amused when they heard Li Yunyang's words.
How bold.
He was openly mocking his master for being Black Tornado.
Interesting.
While the audience was amused, their expectations for Li Yunyang also increased.
The fact that he was able to use such a rhythm meant that Li Yunyang's basic skills were on point.
This crosstalk was right!
Guo Degang pretended to be angry and put his hand into the sleeve of his coat. He turned his head helplessly.
"Damn! Why would I do that!"
I'm a scientist now."
"Do you know what a scientist is? I have made achievements in many fields.”
Li Yunyang followed suit.
"Is that so? Then what are your main fields of expertise?”
Guo Degang pursed his lips and smiled.
"I mainly study plants and animals.”
"I…"
Guo Degang was about to sit down at the small table when Li Yunyang reacted quickly and pushed Guo Degang away.
"Hey, don't sit at the table.”
"This is ridiculous. What's wrong with being used to being at home?”
Guo Degang deliberately staggered after being pushed by Li Yunyang. Then, he steadied himself and rubbed his nose.
"What do you know? This is how the Academy of Sciences meets.”
Li Yunyang raised his hand and pointed.
"So the Academy of Sciences is open?”
As the two of them went back and forth on stage, the audience below was so happy that they could not close their mouths.
Not only were the audience laughing like crazy, but the fellow disciples of Deyun Society backstage were also overjoyed. They looked at Li Yunyang, who was partnering with Guo Degang, with admiration.
Zhang Helun laughed and sighed.
"Senior Brother Yang's skill is too strong, he can actually exchange blows with Master.”
"Other than Master Qian, I've never seen Master have such a tacit understanding with anyone.”
"If only Senior Brother Yang could give me a measurement, I would definitely explode!”
Luan Yunping glanced at Zhang Helun.
"F * ck, with Senior Brother Yang's power, how can he be alive with you?”
Meng Hetang nodded in agreement.
"That's right! Why don't you take a look at your standards!"
After saying that, he laughed slyly.
"If Senior Brother Yang wants to use it, he has to use it with me.”
Zhang Helun rolled his eyes and spat at Meng Hetang.
"Shameless!"
In front of the stage, Guo Degang and Li Yunyang made the audience laugh non-stop. The two of them had already finished talking about the cannibal tree and the goat.
"There are still sheep in the water."
"There are sheep at 40,000 meters deep."
Li Yunyang turned around and patted Guo Degang on the shoulder.
"Please wait for a while."
"There are sheep in the water?"
Guo Degang said seriously and nodded his head.
"There are sheep! There was still the flying sheep in the sky, and on the tree…there was also a sheep on the tree.”
"This is all knowledge. Many countries don't know about it because it was first found in our country. Later, this kind of sheep was spread abroad.”
Li Yunyang's four fingers were already in his mouth as he spoke, his face filled with fear.
This expression amused many of the audience below the stage.
"Are you saying that America also has it?"
Guo Degang nodded.
"America."
Li Yunyang was still terrified.
"America found this sheep on a tree?”
Guo Degang rolled up his sleeves.
" Yes, Germany. There's one in Germany."
As soon as he said this, Li Yunyang swept his sleeve.
"Good fellow, is this mountain building reasonable!"
Guo Degang wasn't in a hurry. He followed suit and answered.
"Germany, America, Germany, Texas!”
Li Yunyang's fingers trembled.
"Whoa, there really is!"
When it came to the main topic, Guo Degang cleared his throat and learned Shandong dialect.
"Then the governor became anxious. He asked what was going on with a broken sheep.”
Puff!
The audience burst into laughter.
Li Yunyang quickly spoke up and pointed out the bag to the audience who had yet to react.
"So the Americans speak in a weird way?”
This time, the laughter below the stage became even louder as they applauded the two of them.
Today's crosstalk was beyond everyone's imagination. Not only did every joke that was designed sound, but the two people's live hacks were also quite entertaining.
This was something that many of the acolytes of De Yun Society could not achieve.
The rhythm of crosstalk was very important.
The audience couldn't react in time.
If he spoke slowly, the audience would find it boring.
There were only a handful of people in China who could do what the two of them did.
Guo Degang had more than ten years of cultivation, so it was not surprising that he could do this.
Li Yunyang was different!
This was the first time a crosstalk actor was performing on stage, and he was only in his early twenties.
This was a monster!
Guo Degang and Li Yunyang were still performing on the stage. They were talking enthusiastically about the exciting part of " Sheep Climbing the Tree."
"Anyway, they asked me to go to Germany to study this sheep. I didn't say it for nothing. As long as I'm willing to go to Germany and explain why this sheep is on the tree, they'll give me ten million US dollars!”
Li Yunyang's eyes widened.
"Ten million?"
Guo Degang waved his hand.
"I'm not going, I'm not going."
Li Yunyang looked at Guo Degang.
"Don't be so mean, Master."
"We have to go!"
Guo Degang shook his head.
"If I don't go, how can I have the time to go? Money is like dirt. To me, it's just a worldly possession.”
* Cough cough *
Li Yunyang cleared his throat and approached Guo Degang with a grin.
"Then, Master, can you tell me and let me earn money too? When the time comes, I won't earn this money for nothing. I'll take out half of it to improve the food of our De Yun Society.”
Guo Degang looked at Li Yunyang seriously.
"You really want to learn?"
Li Yunyang nodded vigorously.
"I really do!"
Guo Degang sighed.
"Sigh, who asked you to be my beloved disciple? Alright, then I can only hand it over to you today. However, if I want to hand it over to you, I have to restore the scene from that time.”
"I'll play the role of the father, and you'll play the role of the son.”
"It's like we're walking on the street. If you walk towards me, you have to say something when you see me.”
"Daddy, where are you going!"
Before Guo Degang could say anything else, Li Yunyang laughed evilly.
"I'm going to take a shower!"
Li Yunyang's words caused an uproar.
Awesome!
This was the first time he had seen his disciple take advantage of his master.
This kid's operation was too flashy.
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