After being pushed by Sun Yue.
When Li Yunyang saw this, he stopped in his tracks and stood on the stage with a grin.
"I still have a performance today, so it's not convenient for me to collect money.”
"Another day!"
"Come to the small garden one day and collect them one by one!”
Sun Yue was so angry that she laughed. She pointed at Li Yunyang with her index finger and shook it.
"Look at this person."
"You guys still like him?"
I like it!
The female audience members shouted in unison.
Sun Yue, who was on stage, was stunned.
Good heavens.
Their voices were even!
Sun Yue only wanted to casually hack on stage, but who knew that the audience would not cooperate at all and instead knocked him out.
These fair and beautiful young girls were shouting their love for him.
Anyone would be envious!
Li Yunyang stood at the side with his hands on his hips and looked at Sun Yue with a smug expression.
"See?"
"The 10,000 plus spectators below are all my family members. Don't provoke me!”
Sun Yue was so angry that she opened her mouth to retort.
"Yes."
"The people below the stage are all your biological mothers!"
Oh my.
Li Yunyang glanced at Sun Yue.
His own sidekick had grown capable, and his acting had become worse during this period of time!
At that moment, he also had the intention to play.
He smiled evilly at Sun Yue.
No way!
When Sun Yue saw the smirk on Li Yunyang's face, cold sweat trickled down her forehead. She regretted the words she had said to Li Yunyang.
This kid was definitely going to mess around on stage again!
As expected, Li Yunyang shifted the focus to him and introduced himself to Sun Yue.
"Everyone, the person beside me is no ordinary person.”
"Sun Yue, Martial Uncle Sun!"
"Before my Uncle-Master Sun joined Deyun Society, he was very powerful. He worked in the zoo and specialized in being an elephant.”
"It's good to be an elephant.”
Damn it.
It was really a joke!
They had never matched this part of the story before.
Sun Yue panicked. She swallowed her saliva and pretended to be calm.
"Nonsense!"
"I'm already an animal. If I don't care about food and accommodation, I'll bring my own lunch box.”
"That's reasonable!"
"That's called raising animals!"
Li Yunyang stifled his laughter.
"According to what you said, there's still a difference.”
Sun Yue nodded at the table.
"Of course."
"One is inside and one is outside. How can that be the same?”
As soon as he finished speaking, Sun Yue turned sideways and gave Li Yunyang a look, signaling him not to cause trouble.
Li Yunyang ignored him and asked with a smile.
"Are you inside or outside?”
There was no other way.
The joke that he had provoked.
Clean it up yourself.
Sun Yue braced herself and answered.
"Then he must be outside."
Li Yunyang held back his laughter as he walked over to Sun Yue's side and patted his big belly.
"You're free-range."
Go!
Sun Yue waved her sleeves.
"Do you believe that I will bite you to death!"
Seeing Sun Yue wave his sleeve, Li Yunyang grinned and dodged.
"I was just joking."
"My Uncle-Master Sun raises animals in the zoo.”
Halfway through his sentence, Li Yunyang suddenly picked up the sleeves of his coat and used them as a handkerchief to wipe his tears.
"At that time, those elephants were originally tall and strong, and they ate well.”
"Later, after my Martial Uncle Sun went to the zoo to feed the elephants, those elephants became thinner and thinner.”
"Each and every one of them was sallow and emaciated. When my Martial Uncle left, they could barely stand up!”
"My Martial Uncle is getting fatter and fatter."
"He's running towards a mountain…"
F * ck you!
Sun Yue nudged Li Yunyang again.
"So what if I stole elephant feed!”
Li Yunyang hurriedly waved his hand at the audience.
"Everyone saw it."
"I didn't say that!"
Oh my god!
Hahahahaha!
The audience below watched Li Yunyang and Guo Degang go back and forth, and the entire stadium burst into laughter.
Ten thousand people laughed.
This commotion was somewhat shocking.
The crosstalk actors from De Yun Society were dumbfounded.
Zhang Helun and Meng Hetang had only managed to make some people laugh.
Only Li Yunyang was powerful.
The audience of more than 10,000 people was amused when they went on stage!
Li Yunyang cleared his throat and continued.
"Do you know why my master is so good to my martial uncle?”
"You even arranged for me, your eldest disciple, to be Sun Yue's partner. So many fellow disciples lined up to be my partner, but they couldn't!”
"That's all because my master was able to survive because of my martial uncle.”
Sun Yue was completely stunned on stage.
Where is this?
He was following Li Yunyang's lead instinctively.
"Relying on me for what?"
Li Yunyang snickered and raised his eyebrows in delight.
"How could he pretend to be an elephant in the zoo without you?”
"My master is really poor."
"I can't even afford a full meal every day. I still have a wife and children to support at home!”
Oh my god.
This imagination.
Even though Sun Yue and Li Yunyang had already formed a tacit understanding, Sun Yue still couldn't help but laugh when she heard Li Yunyang's joke.
She pinched her thigh and tried hard to hold back her laughter before continuing.
"I understand."
"Your master also wants to sneak into the zoo to steal elephant feed!”
Li Yunyang nodded.
"That's right!"
This filial son!
Making fun of his master!
"I have no choice."
"At that time, my master was poor!"
"I can only use this method to solve my three meals.”
"After that, I saw Martial Uncle Sun open the door of the elephant restaurant every morning and let my master sneak in. At night, he would sneak out again.”
Li Yunyang was engrossed in his speech when Sun Yue stopped him.
"Wait for a while."
"Your master is pretending?"
"Is everyone else in the zoo blind?”
Sun Yue was deliberately trying to cheat Li Yunyang.
Who asked him to start a new joke on stage without saying a word?
Come on.
Hurt each other!
However, Li Yunyang smiled mysteriously and didn't panic at all.
Nonsense.
If he dared to say it, he was not afraid of being smashed!
"When someone asks."
"When the tourists passing by saw the elephant, they asked why the baby elephant was so black.”
"You can go up and answer."
"You said that this is a new breed that our zoo has imported.”
"African elephants!"
How about African elephants?
When the audience heard Li Yunyang's teasing of Guo Degang, they almost went crazy with laughter.
Li Yunyang was too talkative.
He hadn't finished speaking.
In the end, he became more and more sarcastic.
"It's just that my master didn't eat any elephant feed when he went to the zoo.”
"Standing there every day."
"After a month, he became thinner and thinner. In the end, he became as yellow and emaciated as those elephants.”
"I'm so scared that I'm falling!"
Sun Yue finally understood and turned to look at Li Yunyang.
"Stop!"
"It seems that I didn't just steal the real elephant feed.”
"I even stole your master's feed!”
Shocked, Li Yunyang pointed at Sun Yue in horror.
"You finally admitted it!"
"No wonder there was a piece of news back then where an elephant wrote a resignation letter for a breeder with tears in its eyes.”
"So my master was afraid that you would starve him to death!”
Sun Yue waved her hand.
Go to hell!
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