The audience laughed until they went numb!
When the two of them performed this crosstalk, it wasn't just about the rhythm of the performance. Their body movements, expression management, and the speed of their conversation were all key to entertaining the audience.
The audience below the stage wouldn't be so happy if it was one less thing.
The audience laughed even louder than when they saw Guo Degang's performance!
Originally, everyone had spent their money to watch Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk. Today, they had unexpectedly received a treasure trove of crosstalk actors, Li Yunyang.
The ticket price was worth it!
On the stage, Li Yunyang and Guo Degang's crosstalk was already coming to an end.
"The city enforcement officers are here, but the stall owners are gone. I ate 200 kebabs for free!”
"As I ate the mutton skewers, I felt so happy.”
"This is my happiness!"
Guo Degang added.
"That's all you want."
Li Yunyang said excitedly.
"This is only the first step. I still have to do something else.”
"Doing things that others don't know how to do, so I opened a crematorium.”
Guo Degang cursed.
"How fresh, that place is called a crematorium!”
Li Yunyang immediately waved his hand when he heard Guo Degang's words.
"Not the one who burned people!"
"My crematorium specializes in burning small animals. Look at how many people have pets now.”
"If you burn it here, I'll be the only one in this business!”
It was rare for Guo Degang to nod along with Li Yunyang.
"That's true. Then how do you plan to do this business of yours?”
Li Yunyang chuckled.
"I've already thought about it!"
"Those above fifty-five centimeters will be charged eight hundred! Those below 55 centimeters would be charged 500 yuan!”
Guo Degang pointed at Li Yunyang.
"Everyone, do you see this?”
"It's quite decent."
Li Yunyang was pleased with himself again and had picked up his folding fan.
"Aiyo, then it must be presentable."
"You don't know, but I just opened my business and the people are already so crowded. Business is really good!”
"However, there were also some troublemakers who kept begging me to lower the price. I told you to cut the crap. This is clearly priced.”
Guo Degang deliberately teased him.
"You're quite principled."
Li Yunyang turned his folding fan proudly.
"Of course."
"I didn't even burn it for him when he spent 800 yuan each yesterday!”
Guo Degang turned around and was quite curious.
"Why?"
Li Yunyang put down his folding fan.
"Camel!"
"That thing is so big. How can it be 55 centimeters long? How can there be such a big furnace for me to burn!”
"You didn't even let me share the fire and asked me to chase you away.”
Yes!
Li Yunyang continued.
"There was another person who insisted on giving me 500 yuan. I took a look and saw that the person brought a cricket.”
"Isn't this a bickering? A cricket still needs so much effort!”
Guo Degang followed suit.
"This is how the Greater World is full of wonders.”
Li Yunyang slapped the chopping board.
"That's why I was so angry at that time, so I didn't let you burn it. What can you do to me if I don't burn it?”
Guo Degang smiled at the audience.
"It really made him tough."
Li Yunyang cleared his throat.
"He wasn't happy either. He said to me that it's fine if you really don't want me to burn it, but you have to return those 200 or so kebabs to me!”
Guo Degang chuckled.
"Whoa!"
"So someone is here to ask for a debt!"
After the last sentence, Li Yunyang and Guo Degang bowed to the audience.
This bow signified that the crosstalk of " I want happiness " was over.
The crosstalk lasted for more than 20 minutes, and the audience was amused for more than 20 minutes.
The audience had no intention of leaving after the last performance. Before Li Yunyang could leave the stage, he heard shouts coming from below.
"One more!"
"Li Yunyang is too cool. I think he's even better than Old Guo.”
"Today's ticket was worth it."
"Deyun Society is going to become a god in the industry.”
"Li Yunyang, one more!"
Li Yunyang was also enjoying himself as he opened his fan and smiled.
"Thank you for your love."
"How about this? Let's not talk about it today. How about I sing a short clip for everyone?”
"Let's play a segment of 'Exploring the Qingshui River'.”
Good!
A few men were already shouting for Li Yunyang to sing.
After all, Li Yunyang's crosstalk was really good. He wondered how his singing would go. The audience looked at the stage expectantly, their anticipation reaching its peak!
Li Yunyang did not waste any more time when he saw the audience shouting. He cleared his throat and started singing.
"At the third watch, Xiao Liu broke the wall again."
"You've startled the pretty girl in the upper room."
"I reached out and opened two doors."
"Holding Sixth Brother's hand, you're thinking of me!"
"The drum beats at the fourth watch, and the bed is noisy."
"The chicken crows and the dog bites. It's almost dawn."
"Da Lian can't bear to let Sixth Brother go."
Good fellow!
The audience below was dumbfounded. So Li Yunyang was singing the " Four Days Before the Sun " from " Exploring Qingshui River "!
He had originally thought that Li Yunyang would sing a more serious tune with Old Guo onstage. Who knew that he would pick the most indecent part of the song?
This kid was really coquettish!
Only Li Yunyang was brave.
She even dared to sing this song on the 15th anniversary of Deyun Society!
One had to know that there were many cameras around!
However, thinking about it carefully, he dared to say it so casually. So what if he sang a little song?
Vulgar is elegant!
The girls below the stage blushed when they heard this. They were embarrassed, but they couldn't help but want to continue listening to Li Yunyang sing.
They had heard a lot of " The Fourth Watch ", but this was the first time they had seen a handsome guy sing it!
Guo Degang hadn't expected Li Yunyang to be so fierce. He opened his mouth and sang " The Fourth Watch."
However, the 15th anniversary celebration was a big occasion, so Li Yunyang could just sing a few lines.
He pushed his beloved disciple.
"Hurry up and stop. If you continue singing, the family planning office will come to check on you!”
Hahahaha!
When the audience heard Guo Degang's words, they all burst into laughter. Li Yunyang also took the opportunity to stop playing.
At this point, Deyun Society's 15th anniversary celebration officially ended.
Guo Degang looked at the excited audience and couldn't hold back the smile on his face.
With a crosstalk genius like Li Yunyang in De Yun Society, it was not impossible for them to create a miracle in the crosstalk world, let alone restore their former glory!
Xiaoyuanzi was about to leave. As usual, all the crosstalk actors who participated in the performance had to go up on stage to take their curtain calls.
As Class Leader Deyun, Guo Degang was the first to speak.
"It's hard for Shaobing to play lantern riddles for 90 minutes today. Of course, it's also hard for everyone to be willing to wait patiently and not leave early.”
"It's mainly my old partner, punk little Curly Hair, right? He's drunk.”
"Everyone knows that my beloved disciple, Li Yunyang's father, got him drunk.”
"Since you're all on stage, let me introduce my beloved disciple, Li Yunyang, to everyone. He's also the eldest senior brother of the Yun generation in our De Yun Society. He's the trump card that the De Yun Society has been hiding for 15 years!”
"Today is his first time on stage. I wonder if everyone is satisfied with his performance.”
Satisfied!
The audience shouted in unison.
This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]