The live audience burst into laughter, and the live broadcast room was also filled with laughter.
"This Zhang Yunfan is quite powerful.”
"It's not just amazing. It's simply amazing. He and Xiao Yue have never rehearsed before.”
"This part is a mother-son joke. The rhythm is fast and there are many burdens. It's all based on the hard work of the two of them.”
"Right, it's really too difficult to say it like this. Moreover, Zhang Yunfan is controlling the rhythm.”
"This Zhang Yunfan is too good at crosstalk. He has a good appearance and character.”
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On the stage, Zhang Yunfan said,"In any case, it will be a crazy vicious competition in the end."”
"It's so complicated." Xiao Yue said adorably.”
"I knew you wouldn't understand. Let me give you an example.”Zhang Yunfan said impatiently.
"Sure,"
"For example, there's a variety show that invites a crosstalk actor from our Deyun Club to film for a week. Then, he circled a big name list. There were you, Shaobing, and Kailun.”
"The three of us!"
"They also have their own requirements. They want whoever is more good-looking.”
Xiao Yue was amused when he heard that.”
Zhang Yunfan shook her head.”
"Ah?" Xiao Yue was dumbfounded.
Zhang Yunfan sighed." This production team is really stupid. If they look for good looks among the three of you, wouldn't that be the same as looking for a tall one at my master's house?"”
The audience burst into laughter again, but Old Guo on the second floor laughed even more happily.
There was no big or small on the stage, just say whatever you want!
Zhang Yunfan pointed backstage." Although the three of you look a little bad for the audience, in order to compete for this opportunity, you have to work hard and improve your looks in a short period of time."”
"How do I improve?"
"Shaobing went for plastic surgery. He knocked off the sesame seeds on his face and dug out his freckles. Shaobing's throat isn't good either.”
"How do you fix your throat?"
Zhang Yunfan stretched out her finger." Get the doctor to take sandpaper and polish his throat."”
"Whoa, you're too hardworking."
"He's been losing weight every day. He's lost a few pounds a day. He promised the director that he'll become Old Qin in ten days.”
"What? Are you going to cut down with a knife?" Little Yue was shocked.
"A knife won't do," Zhang Yunfan waved her hand,"I need sulfuric acid."”
"This is risking his life."
Zhang Yunfan pointed at Xiao Yue." You're under a lot of pressure. They're working so hard. You can't fall behind."”
Xiao Yue heaved a sigh of relief.”
"You did all the projects that Xiao Bai and the sesame seed cake did.”
"What? So I'm uglier than the two of them?" Xiao Yue pulled Zhang Yunfan back.
Zhang Yunfan glanced at him and said,"The pancake is ugly, and Little White is fat."”
"Ugly and fat!"
Howl! The audience was laughing their heads off.
Xiao Yue clutched his chest.”
Zhang Yunfan didn't care. She continued," You went to the beauty salon for consultation. They gave you a list. I suggest you get a nose job, lip-suction, lip augmentation, bone grinding, skin rejuvenation, hair removal…"
"Whoa, just change your skin."
Zhang Yunfan rolled her eyes." Later, Sun Yue and Uncle Sun found out about this and called the director."”
"He wants to go too?" Xiao Yue was stunned." He's uglier than the three of us combined. There's no chance."”
The audience below the stage laughed. Zhang Yunfan and Xiao Yue were crazily attacking.
Zhang Yunfan smiled cleverly."Uncle Sun told the director to invite him. He'll get a 20% discount on the labor fee. He'll just have to pay 8000 yuan."”
"This is a vicious competition."
"This is called the inner scroll. Originally, the company only needed to arrange for one person to go and easily earn ten thousand yuan. However, everyone wanted to earn that 10,000 yuan, so their profits decreased in the end.”
"I understand now.”
Zhang Yunfan clapped her hands." It's not over yet. This is only the first step of the inner scroll."”
"What about the second step?"
"Of course. You see, since Shaobing didn't get this opportunity, his income has decreased. He has to make up for it in other aspects. He has to earn money for milk powder!”
"Yeah, the second son is waiting to drink milk.”
"He doesn't have any variety shows to go on, so he can only perform in a small theater.”
"It's a solution."
"Shaobing is the captain of Team Five. He must have saved up enough money to go to the small theater, right?”
"That's a must."
"Then the original plan to save actors can only be reduced by 20%, and the income will be reduced by 100.”
"Yes, I'll earn 100 more than 200.”
"There are six performances in one performance, and the sesame seed cake was added at the last minute.”
"Yes, I rolled another pair."
"We actors have been rolling around, but not only has the overall income not increased, but it has also decreased. Who is the final beneficiary?”
When Zhang Yunfan asked, Xiao Yue paused for a moment, but he immediately looked up to the second floor.
Zhang Yunfan pinched Little Yue's chubby face and turned around.""Why are you looking at Master? You mean…"
Xiao Yue was so scared that he quickly changed his words." No, I didn't mean that. What I meant was that the beneficiary is the capitalist."”
"Who is the capitalist? Who are you calling a capitalist?" Zhang Yunfan asked.
Zhang Yunfan stared at Little Yue, who was sweating profusely.
Zhang Yunfan rolled up her sleeves." You have to make it clear. Otherwise, there won't be any commercial performances in the future."”
Speaking of this, Zhang Yunfan glanced backstage."Vice President, listen carefully. If Xiao Yue says something wrong, he will stop the performance.”
"I'm listening!" Luan Yunping said.”
The audience immediately burst into laughter again. This was called the Dream Linkage.
Xiao Yue wiped his sweat and had an idea.""I mean, the investor of that variety show, hehe.”
"Oh! You're talking about the investors." Zhang Yunfan let go of Little Yue.
"What do you think?" Xiao Yue asked immediately.”
This time, it was Zhang Yunfan's turn to be nervous.
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