The juniors backstage were all dumbfounded. Three minutes into the show, there were already a few bags. The effect of this scene was too good.
Black and the dog food in the next match were trembling. How could they accept such a hot match?
Finished, he was finished.
On the stage, Zhang Yunfan pulled the young paparazzo."Alright, stop reading."
"Alright?"
"Not good. I didn't think this language was logical, so I was baffled after listening to it.”
When the young paparazzo heard this, he squinted his eyes." It's right that it's inexplicable. Your crosstalk is not inexplicable. It's 4,000 yuan a month. I'm inexplicable. This poem is 20,000 yuan.”
"It's easier than robbing a bank." Zhang Yunfan added listlessly.
The audience burst into laughter again. Zhang Yunfan might not be very talkative, but every time he flipped the bag, it would make the bag ring.
"Don't think it's so easy. I didn't write the lyrics. Now, I'm writing a novel. Let me ask you, who is the most famous novelist?”
"There are many. Guo Moruo, Lao She, Zhao Shulin..." Zhang Yunfan waved her fingers.
"Alright, alright, I'll invite them to my family.”
"There's no need to invite them. These are all gone.”"Why did you invite him?" Zhang Yunfan waved her hand.”
The young paparazzo clapped his hands." What I mean is that I would like everyone to fan me in the newspapers and on television. Only then will the fire be strong."”
"He's here to start the furnace." Zhang Yunfan turned over another burden.
The young paparazzo still wanted to show off, but he was pulled back by Zhang Yunfan."Don't talk about it. Your mouth is full of ashes! You even published a novel? You're worse than me!”
The young paparazzo was furious when he heard that." How dare you compete with me when you earn 4,000 yuan a month?"”
The young paparazzo's imposing manner suddenly rose. Qian Zhuang was timid, and Zhang Yunfan was suppressed.
The young paparazzo raised his hand. For someone like you, if you're not considered a celebrity or a celebrity, you might think it's pretty good.”
The young paparazzo's voice was very loud, and Zhang Yunfan's imposing manner fell.
Zhang Yunfan bent over and lowered her head. She said weakly,"I don't like it either."
Zhang Yunfan's listless look was really amazing. She didn't want to admit it, but she had to admit it. Her voice was too soft, but it was clear, and it amused people.
"Other celebrities pay a few million yuan for each performance, but you only pay a hundred yuan for each performance.”The young paparazzo continued to lecture.
"He even gave me a bento box." Zhang Yunfan mumbled again.
Zhang Yunfan's voice was low and he didn't have any confidence. It was a stark contrast to the young paparazzo's arrogance.
Zhang Yunfan's every sentence was a burden. The audience had never seen a sidekick in such a state before.
The audience was so happy that they couldn't even close their mouths.
When the young paparazzo saw that Zhang Yunfan still dared to mutter, he said resentfully,"It's useless for you to take two more pairs of chopsticks. After waiting for half a year, they finally had a performance, but they still hadn't sent a car to pick them up.”
"I walked."
"When I got there, my shoes were torn."
"You even sprained your ankle."
The young paparazzo said earnestly," You can't go on like this. The celebrities are already being picked up by luxury cars. You should at least get a three-wheeled motorcycle. What do you like to eat the most?"”
Zhang Yunfan mustered up her courage.”
The audience laughed again. They were all locals of Tianjin. The pancakes were so down-to-earth! This was the contrast that created a joke. The audience would naturally laugh when they had huge expectations and ended up eating pancakes.
The young paparazzo was speechless." Look at you eating this. You have money, you drive a three-wheeled motorcycle, and you eat pancakes. It's so beautiful."”
"Am I dreaming?" Zhang Yunfan swallowed.”
This inexperienced look made the audience laugh.
The young paparazzo patted Zhang Yunfan,"As long as you become famous, you can live a luxurious life." Your three-wheeled motorcycle is waxed. Give me a set of pancakes and a handful of eggs.”
"Are you familiar with it?" Zhang Yunfan was still being serious.
"It means you have money. Do you want to be rich?”
"Even in my dreams." Zhang Yunfan clenched his fists.
"Do you have the guts?"
"I have the guts."
"Alright, follow me."
"Kidnapping together?"
"Kidnapped for what? You'll make a fortune by performing. Didn't you say it just now? It's only 100 yuan per round. I'll give you 30,000 yuan. Do you want it?”
"I want it." Zhang Yunfan's eyes lit up.
"Zhang Yunfan's performance fee is 30,000 yuan. Someone, send him to the mental hospital." Gou 'zi poured a basin of cold water on him.
"Did I offend you?"
"If you ask for 30,000 now, people will think you're crazy. You have to become famous first.”
"Yes, if you have a name, you will have money."
The theme of this episode was fame, and Zhang Yunfan and the young paparazzo came around fame.
The young paparazzo clapped his hands." It just so happens that I can help you. Anyway, I'm not an author anymore. I've already changed my profession to become an editor-in-chief."”
"Chief editor? What chief editor? Are you weaving frames or baskets?" Zhang Yunfan looked confused.
"I'll make a chicken cage to lock you up first. How can you say that?”
The young paparazzo was also full of jokes, making the audience unable to stop.
The young paparazzo patted his chest." I'll give you a shock. I've made so many famous people famous. As long as I make you famous, you can even do 30,000 yuan, let alone 30,000 yuan."”
"Really?" Zhang Yunfan looked as if she was greedy for money.
"Of course it's true. I'll make you rich.”
"Alright!"
"Then can you give me five thousand yuan first?”Gou 'zi stretched out his hand.
The change in the young paparazzo's expression was very interesting. From an imposing appearance to taking the initiative to ask for money, it was very funny. This was all taught by Zhang Yunfan bit by bit last night. How could it not be good?
Zhang Yunfan was stunned." I haven't made a fortune yet. Shall I get you five thousand first?"”
The young paparazzo's aura came out again,"Are you being reasonable?"”
"Why am I being unreasonable?"
"People like us don't need money for our houses, water, electricity, and food?”
Zhang Yunfan nodded." I'm willing to do this labor service. The key is how you make it up for me!"”
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