Gou 'zi rubbed his chin and looked like he was deep in thought.
Zhang Yunfan folded her hands and still looked listless.
The young paparazzo's eyes suddenly darkened. I'll make up a sanctimonious Zhang Yunfan for you.”
As the young paparazzo spoke, he became excited. He swung his hands around and Zhang Yunfan directly held him down.
"Don't push them away. When you go to the antique shop, you'll be separated from them.”Zhang Yunfan stomped her foot." After all this fuss, I spent 5,000 yuan to pretend to be sanctimonious?"”
The young paparazzo was amused. You still want to be a hero?"
"Why can't I be a hero?”
Gou 'zi had a look of disdain." Look at you. You sit with Yue Fei. Do you look like a hero?"”
Zhang Yunfan's aura weakened,"That Yue Fei isn't happy either."”
Zhang Yunfan's aggrieved look amused the audience again.
The young paparazzo raised his voice. Nowadays, celebrities were all black-and-red. If you can't bear to part with the child, you can't catch the wolf.”
Zhang Yunfan immediately added,"If you can't bear to part with your wife, you can't catch a hooligan."”
There was another burst of laughter below the stage. Now, the audience had been brought into the scene by Zhang Yunfan. As long as the young paparazzo and Zhang Yunfan had a conflict, the audience would want to laugh.
This was a brilliant technique. The first person to enter, the first person to stand, and the burden behind would be simple.
The worst thing for some crosstalk actors was that they couldn't stand up straight, so they would just use funny jokes to piece it together on the internet. That was the lowest level of skill.
The young paparazzo scratched his head." It's fine if you don't want to be sanctimonious. I'll just say that you're very hardworking in crosstalk."”
"This is good!"
The young paparazzo rolled his eyes and thought as he said,"Just say that Zhang Yunfan crossed the Taklamakan Desert alone in search of inspiration without eating or drinking. Later, Zhang Yunfan found a pile of cow dung. He ate the cow dung and walked out of the desert.“
The young paparazzo was spouting nonsense as if he wasn't afraid of anything. The audience was enjoying it, but Zhang Yunfan was furious.
Suddenly, the young paparazzo was pushed away by Zhang Yunfan.
The two of them pushed each other, and they were about to fight.
When the audience saw how exciting it was, they cheered even more. It would be good if they fought until they were bloody.
The disciples backstage sighed repeatedly. The first show was already so popular, how were they going to perform in the future?
No matter how he acted, he would fail.
Zhang Yunfan grabbed Gou 'zi's neck collar. Gou' zi did a turtle jump and dodged.
The young paparazzo struck a boxing pose."Come on, come on!"
Zhang Yunfan wiped his sweat." If you want to play this game, I'll call Li Subiao. I'll make sure you can't get out of this door!"”
The young paparazzo was immediately terrified. Li Yabiao was the number one fighter of Deyun Society. How could he have a false reputation?
The young paparazzo let go,"If you don't agree, just say it."”
"Nonsense, would you agree if it were you?"
The dog retorted,"Look at this kind of person. He doesn't have a grateful heart. He treats his good intentions as a donkey's liver." I'm doing this for your own good!"
Zhang Yunfan's face twisted." Did you eat cow dung? How arrogant."”
The audience was so amused by Zhang Yunfan that their faces were almost numb from laughing. Some of the audience members were laughing until they were tired.
The young paparazzo stomped his feet and pounded his chest. If I say that you eat cow dung, they will be curious! If Zhang Yunfan ate cow dung, could he eat it? Even biologists would have to study you.”
"Biologist?"
The young paparazzo started to make faces. His mouth was crooked." That biologist was puzzled. Someone actually walked out of the desert after eating cow dung. This is a stimulant." There was something wrong with Zhang Yunfan. What genes did he have?”
Zhang Yunfan rolled her eyes." Then don't ask. It's just the genes of the dung beetle."”
With one sentence, the entire place exploded.
The laughter was like thunder. Many people were laughing so hard that they were out of breath. Their intestines were almost knotted.
Old Guo and Yu Qian, who were on the second floor, laughed out loud. It was a true skill to be able to make these two laugh.
Both of them were crosstalk masters and had seen all kinds of jokes. Ordinary jokes would not be laughed at.
Unless it was something earth-shattering and especially explosive, people would only laugh.
This was actually the most basic structure of a crosstalk, three turns and four tremors.
First, he said the cow dung, then repeatedly emphasized it, and finally, he removed the layer of skin on the bag.
A few small lightning bolts advanced layer by layer, and finally directly became a big lightning bolt, playing the effect of exploding sticky lightning bolts.
The audience was laughing like crazy. The junior brothers backstage were laughing and worried.
Today, this senior brother of his had really opened everyone's eyes. This kind of way of supporting the main character had not been seen for many years.
The package was dense, the structure was firm, and every sentence and smile was really covered.
After the audience finished laughing, the young paparazzo quickly continued,"Once you became famous, why did you still do crosstalk? You directly acted in a movie.”
"Whoa!" Zhang Yunfan widened her eyes.
"Your pay will be based on the top stars. Zhang Yimou will give you 33,330,000 yuan. Cheng Kaige is here again. I'll give you 66,660,000. And Xu Zheng, I'll give you 99,990,000.”
Zhang Yunfan's eyes were wide open, and she was about to drool.
The young paparazzo's saliva flew." The three great directors have invited you. They'll give you 99.99 million." Just calculate how much money you can earn from three movies.”
Zhang Yunfan excitedly counted on her fingers,""Let me calculate. One is 99.99 million, and the other two are..."
Zhang Yunfan's forehead was covered in sweat. She was so excited that her eyes were red. The more he counted, the more his fingers became chaotic, and he was about to cramp up.
Zhang Yunfan slapped her thigh. Can we round it up?"
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