De Yun Dou laughed,"This senior brother doesn't bully people."
24 I want warm cow dung

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Zhang Yunfan's performance could only be described as terrifying. The audience was already laughing so hard that they couldn't open their eyes.

Steamed Bun Li leaned back in his seat, laughing so hard that he was almost out of breath.

Zi Feng by the side had long turned from round eyes to crescent eyes, almost unable to put on a mask.

"I can't take it anymore, Randy. I can't breathe.”

"Take a break. Don't get sideburns."

"Lan Di, this Zhang Yunfan is too funny. Was he this money-grubber when he was young?”

Li Baozi had just stopped when he heard Zi Feng's words and laughed again.

"Zi Feng, you've been cheated. This guy's family is rich and not money-grubber at all. This is all his act.”

Zi Feng's eyes lit up, staring fixedly at Zhang Yunfan on the stage.

At this moment, there was more than one person staring at Zhang Yunfan. Everyone's focus was on Zhang Yunfan.

In this scene, the young paparazzo was the main character, while Zhang Yunfan was the supporting character. However, the scenes were similar, and the burden was split equally. This was the main character.

It was hard to tell who was the funny one and who was the real one.

However, this kind of situation had a lot of jokes and a fast pace. On the Spring Festival Gala of the 90s, Niu Feng and Huang Jin's crosstalk duo had always been in this mode.

The following Qi Zhi and Little Soldier were the same. They were all representatives of the mother-son hybrid.

This kind of son-and-son cross-character had a fast rhythm and was suitable for those stages with limited time.

Moreover, the child-mother joke was simple and direct. There was less foreshadowing. It was the most friendly to some passers-by.

Some crosstalk performances had a high threshold, just like those works of the literary and cross-character. If you were listening to them for the first time, you might not be able to accept them.

The theme of a crosstalk and the way it was performed were very important. Choosing the right one would mean success.

The audience who came to the Tianjin Deyun Club's theater these two times was very mixed. There were only a few diehard fans of the club, and some of them had heard of the club before, but not many.

Therefore, if he wanted to capture these positions, he had to use the mother-son hybrid.

Moreover, Zhang Yunfan's performance was wonderful. The image of a submissive but somewhat wilting character was very three-dimensional.

For this kind of crosstalk, the most important thing was to get into the character. If the character didn't get in, or if the audience didn't get in, all the baggage would be in vain.

The young paparazzo's style was to offend a dog, and this time was similar. Zhang Yunfan's style was ever-changing, so the two of them were a perfect match, and the effect was full.

Right now, Gou 'zi was also free and his face was full of arrogance.""With so much money, tell me if you're willing to eat this cow dung.”

The moment Gou 'zi's aura rose, Zhang Yunfan cowered.

Zhang Yunfan smiled apologetically. She wanted to agree but was embarrassed.

Zhang Yunfan moved to the young paparazzo's side and directly lined up beside the young paparazzo's ear. It seemed like he wanted to whisper.

That dog was now high and mighty, and he pushed Zhang Yunfan away with a backhand."Say it face to face, don't bite your ears."

Zhang Yunfan's embarrassment amused the audience again. Now, the audience wanted to laugh when they saw Zhang Yunfan's face.

Zhang Yunfan blushed and smiled awkwardly. In the end, she gritted her teeth and stomped her foot."Alright, you can eat cow dung. It's all natural.”

Zhang Yunfan's ugly behavior caused another round of laughter.

The young paparazzo gave him a thumbs up." Forget it, a wise man understands the times. Just write that Zhang Yunfan eats cow dung."”

The young paparazzo was about to continue when Zhang Yunfan stopped him. Zhang Yunfan had a fawning expression.

"Um, Chief Editor, I have something to discuss with you.”

Gou 'zi looked up. Going back on your word again?"

Zhang Yunfan immediately shook her hand like an electric fan."No, it's just that can you add the word hot in front of cow dung? My stomach can't eat cold food."

As soon as Zhang Yunfan finished speaking, the entire theater was filled with a wave of heat.

This Copper was too explosive. The theater couldn't hold on anymore, and the roof was about to be flipped over.

The disciples backstage no longer had the mood to compete. Now, they were all filled with admiration. How did they come up with this burden?

The dog was also amused by Zhang Yunfan's expression and laughed a little.

Laughing wasn't scary, as long as it was in the plot.

The young paparazzo pursed his lips." Not bad. This is close to life. It's hot, so it's easy to go down. It's cold, so it hurts my throat."”

Zhang Yunfan quickly stopped him." Alright, don't go into detail. I really can't take it anymore."”

? The young paparazzo continued to pursue," Your idea is good. It's highly credible." Even if you eat cold food, you won't be able to get it out of your stomach. You still can't be full of energy.”

The audience couldn't take it anymore. They couldn't laugh anymore. If they continued to laugh, someone would die.

If this were to spread out and they would laugh to death at the crosstalk, how embarrassing would that be!

However, it would be the most comfortable way to die if he could laugh himself to death.

The young paparazzo waited for the audience to finish laughing and continued,"That Zhang Yunfan walked out of the desert, but according to legend, Zhang Yunfan is the child of aliens.”

"Don't say anymore." Zhang Yunfan was annoyed.”

"Nonsense, who would look at you if you don't have a background?”The young paparazzo glared at him.”

"I won't."

You wrote about the theory of relativity?"

"I don't even understand." Zhang Yunfan shook her head.

"Avatar?"

"I've seen it."

"You haven't done anything. It only gives you a background. You're the child of aliens.”

As he spoke, the young paparazzo pinched Zhang Yunfan's face and moved closer to the audience."Do you think so?"

The audience below had just calmed down for a while before they started to jeer again.

"Yes!"

The young paparazzo clapped his hands and was amused.”

"Then hurry up."

"I don't have enough manpower here, so I'll have to rely on your De Yun Society to help you spread the news.”

"How?"

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