On the stage, Zhang Yunfan had already opened up the situation.
Although each sentence did not exceed three words, they were all controlled by the rhythm.
Luan Fanfan guided Zhang Yunfan to continue, and also guided the audience to continue listening.
Zhang Yunfan rolled up her sleeves." I'll go straight to the sesame seed cake. Before I go to bed, I'll peel the pear and cut it into a plate." As long as I chew it and swallow it, give me another piece.”
"Yes."
"Continue to go in. When I open my eyes in the morning."
"How is it?"
"I didn't say anything. I'm quite angry. Didn't you agree? Why didn't you continue?"
"What do you mean by sesame seed cake?"
Zhang Yunfan grinned like a pancake."I can't. You've finished five catties of pears, and you've even added three catties of pancakes.”
The audience below was amused again. This was the orthodox way of wrapping up.
With a bed and a cushion, it was impossible for Big Lightning to blow up the entire hall.
Good baggage had to be laid out. The reason why jokes were called baggage was because of the process of uncovering the baggage. When the cloth was removed, the joke inside came out.
"Good fellow, you have to chew it."“
"If it wasn't for my fast hands, I would have lost my watch."”
"Alright!"
"If you don't have a voice in this line of work, don't do it anymore."”
"Your voice is very important."
"You have to use your voice to perform crosstalk. Four subjects, what a scam…"
"Okay ~" Luan Futan immediately stopped him.
Zhang Yunfan frowned and thought,"Fried?"”
"That's not right."
"Saber, spear, sword, halberd?"
"Axe, axe, hook, fork!"
"Singing, chanting, fighting."
"That's Beijing opera."
"Pedicure and tooth extraction?" Zhang Yunfan tried carefully, but she didn't have the confidence.
"The more you talk, the more you lose your edge.”Luan retorted.
The audience felt very comfortable listening to these little jokes. They smiled slightly and were not tired.
Some actors performed crosstalk, and the audience was even more tired than him. This was because the actors worked too hard to make everyone happy.
As an audience member, if you don't laugh, you will feel bad.
As for Zhang Yunfan and Luan Yunping, the burden was not big, but it was not noisy at all.
Listening to it lightly, but with a lingering charm, this was the most brilliant aspect of crosstalk.
On the stage, Zhang Yunfan said,"Yes, he said he wanted to learn how to sing." No matter which seat you were sitting in, what was called a corner, upstairs or underground.”
"What? There is no basement."
Zhang Yunfan's miscellaneous singing had a loose structure, and the baggage was small, but these small witticisms could also make people smile.
"No matter where you go, every word is clearly delivered to your ears. This is called kung fu." The cadence was as pleasant as singing.”
"Yes!"
"And this song is even more difficult. It has to be as easy as speaking. If you sing a line and your neck is drenched in sweat, that's called howling.”
"Hey!"
"Singing is to sing the lyrics of peace without accompaniment. Take two pieces of bamboo. This is called a jade board.”
"How about you sing a few lines for me?" Luan Futu finally said a long sentence. This was also to give Zhang Yunfan a way out.
The audience immediately cheered. Many of the old audience members knew crosstalk and wanted to try Zhang Yunfan's ability.
"We've been practicing Taiping lyrics since we were young, and Luan Yunping is the most hardworking." He had stayed in the morgue for a few days to sing the lyrics of the song.”
"Me?" Luan pointed at himself.
The audience laughed again. Although it was not a big laugh, their bodies relaxed and felt very comfortable.
"Singing is also very simple.”Zhang Yunfan held her breath and said,"Traveling to Fuling in winter ~ Traveling by boat in summer ~ Lu Zijing holds a banquet ~ Inviting sages. The bold Huang Wen took the book down to Guan Yu's tent in Jingzhou.”
Li Mubai used a nasal voice to transition,"Guan Ping took the book and Guan Yu looked over there. The bold words were written on it." It was written that Lu Su kowtowed and bowed in front of the tiger carriage.”
"Guan Yu smiled and cursed,'Luan Yunping is a real bastard!”
Zhang Yunfan's singing was melodious, and the audience was mesmerized by it. In the end, Zhang Yunfan directly threw a small burden.
Luan Yunping listened carefully. He did not expect to be killed again.
"Who's the bastard? Is this how the original lyrics are sung?"
The audience was very happy. After listening to the song, there was a burden again. How good was that!
Zhang Yunfan's voice was bright and clear. When she swung her voice in the middle, it was extremely mellow. The high notes were very high, but they were not ear-piercing.
What the old man said about singing well was actually just two words: it was tasteful.
The taste was charming, and it made people relax after listening to it.
Some of the older audience members began to cheer. This singing was not any worse than Old Guo's!
"One more!" Some of the audience members jeered.
Zhang Yunfan was amused." One more won't be enough for you. Let's change." This is our sect's song, so we should know it. Other than this, singing anything else is learning.”
Zhang Yunfan had already started chatting with the audience. The audience had already treated Zhang Yunfan as an acquaintance and started chatting.
This was the best feeling.
Blackie, who was backstage, gave him a thumbs up." Everyone, learn from me. Let's see what senior brother has to say!"”
"Captain, we don't know what's so good about senior martial brother. It just sounds comfortable.”a member said.
Blackie patted his forehead." Senior Brother is a sweeping monk. His rank is too high."”
Those junior brothers were all confused. They all knew that their senior brother said it well, but they didn't know how to learn it!
This was the move of an expert. It might seem ordinary, but ordinary people wouldn't be able to understand it.
Zhang Yunfan was more at ease in the small theater. Many of the audience who saw Zhang Yunfan for the first time had already become Zhang Yunfan's fans.
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