Looking at the lively livestream room and the constantly rolling bullet comments, Zhang Jian felt that livestreams were actually so interesting for the first time.
"100% appraisal, 100,000 yuan for failure, is this true?!”
"It's obvious that it's fake. It's just a gimmick.”
"Are you freeloading again?”
Some of the new players started to attack crazily. With more people, there would always be some who would eat crabs.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The sound of a microphone rang out. Clearly, someone had come to find Zhang Jian to appraise the treasure.
Zhang Jian did some calculations. The fastest time to appraise a treasure was ten minutes. In other words, ten times would take about two hours. It was noon now, so he should be able to finish it by evening.
Wang Wei had been feeling that his wife had been especially good to him these few days. She kept giving him jades and even let him eat Chinese chives with wolfberries every day. He accidentally saw Zhang Jian's live broadcast room. After watching it for a while and finding it interesting, he decided to take the jade given by his wife to be appraised.
"Hello, Treasure Friend!"
Zhang Jian looked at the fatty opposite him and smiled.
"Hello, host. Can you help me take a look at this item? My wife gave this to me, saying that she can protect me.”
As the man spoke, he took out a small Guan Yu from his pocket. However, this Guan Yu was completely white, and only his hat was green.
"Puff!"
Zhang Jian spat out the tea without even finishing it.
“23333”
“ 10086”
The bullet comments were also filled with mocking numbers.
"Wahahaha, did Guan Yu get cheated on?”
"Brother, is there a need to verify this? Hurry up and go home to find your wife!"
"Ah! Could this be the aura of the green grassland?”
"Ah, this, only the hat is green, this snatching bamboo shoots!”
Zhang Jian held back his laughter. I'm a professional. I can't laugh!
"My baby, promise me that you will go back and see your wife.”
Zhang Jian said seriously. At the same time, he clenched his fan again.
The uncle was also a little embarrassed. After all, one should not wash one's dirty linen in public. If not for his curiosity, he would definitely not have taken it out.
"Host, please help me take a look. I don't know much about these things.”
"I can tell!"
Zhang Jian nodded. If this fellow knew, who would dare to ask for this?
Zhang Jian guessed that he probably thought that since Guan Yu was a cheater everywhere, he might as well take it, so he didn't know the meaning.
"Come, my precious friend. Our Second Master is holding you high.”
Zhang Jian began to read it seriously. When he saw Guan Yu's eyes, he gasped.
"Hiss! Motherf * cker! Treasure Friend, you're not in the mood to take it!"
“????”
The live broadcast room was filled with question marks.
Why didn't he even want to take it?
I'm Big Watermelon: " Streamer, at most, I'll be cuckolded. Why can't I even take it?”
I'm Scumbag: " That's right. You're quite an interesting streamer. You're so shocked.”
I'm the Handsome Guy: " Host, please start your performance!”
At this moment, his popularity began to rise crazily. Soon, it had reached 70,000. The crazily rising popularity naturally attracted the attention of some winged fish managers.
"How did his popularity rise so quickly? Could it be to gain popularity?"
Zhou Yu looked at Zhang Jian's live broadcast room and directly clicked into it.
Zhou Yu, the assistant manager of the Antiques section of the winged fish live stream.
"F * ck, a cuckold. No wonder he's so popular. However, this big brother is really pitiful.。。”
As soon as he entered the live broadcast room, Zhou Yu smiled brightly.
"Everyone, don't be anxious. Let's look over here!”
Zhang Jian pointed at Second Master's eyes.
I'm Little Fairy: ”
Big Watermelon: " That's right. I thought Guan Yu didn't open his eyes?”
I'm the Handsome Guy: " Streamer, don't be so shocked. I'm in the toilet. It wasn't easy for me to get out and then go back!”
"There's a picture in front!"
Zhang Jian looked at the bullet screen and smiled." Everyone, look over here. Uncle, let's have a look at our Second Master. In other words, look from the bottom up.”
The middle-aged man hurriedly followed suit.
After the test, everyone finally saw Second Master's "true colors".
"F * ck me, uncle is not in the mood to take it!”
Guan Yu's eyes were actually slightly narrowed. If one didn't look at it this way, one wouldn't be able to see it.
"Awesome, awesome. You can even see this. The host must have sharp eyes!”
A barrage of bullet comments flashed across the live broadcast room. Even Zhou Yu couldn't help but send a ( 1).
"Open your eyes sideways, Guan Yu. Someone is trying to harm you, Bao Friend!”
Zhang Jian said.
After he finished speaking, the middle-aged man was obviously panicking. He had been holding it for so long, but he really did not realize that Guan Yu's eyes were actually open.
"Could it be that Guan Yu actually had his eyes closed and we saw wrongly?”
The uncle was a little depressed.
"Look at our second brother's eyes carefully. There's a small black dot in both of his eyes. Doesn't this prove anything?”
"What is it?" The uncle was even more confused.
"These are eyeballs!"
"Ah, this…"
The uncle was stunned.
"When a Guan Yu opens his eyes, he will definitely die, but you put this thing in front of your chest. You are a ruthless person!”
Zhang Jian shook his head.
"Is there anything particular about this?"
The middle-aged man was even more confused. He was just an ordinary citizen. How could he know so much?
"You've heard that you can't tattoo Second Brother, right?”
The middle-aged man nodded, and even the live broadcast room became quieter.
"Even if Guan Yu tattooed, he could only tattoo his back. Moreover, those who are not tough would not dare to open their eyes.”
"And you, brat, you directly hung a Guan Yu on your chest. Good fellow, your eyes are still open. You're looking for trouble!”
"Guan Yu tattooed on his back means that you are carrying Guan Yu. If you tattoo on his chest, it means that Guan Yu is carrying you. You directly hung him around his neck and in front of his chest. In the end, he opened his eyes. No more than an hour?"
As Zhang Jian spoke, cold sweat broke out on the uncle's forehead. He picked up the jade and was about to throw it away.
"You can't lose it. If you lose it, it'll be over!”
Zhang Jian hurriedly shouted. Only then did the uncle stop.
Only then did the netizens in the live broadcast room react.
"F * ck, I said my brother got an open eyes tattoo yesterday, and he was blocked tonight!”
"This can't be a folk story, right? A streamer can't support a folk religion!”
"Host, you must be bragging!”
The bullet comments started to drift past. On the other side, Guan Yu seemed to have really sensed danger. The chandelier above the uncle's head actually started to shake.
A gecko crawled over and knocked off the originally weak chandelier strap.
"Run, uncle!"
"Be careful of your head!"
Seeing this, Zhang Jian also shouted,"Hurry up and break!"
Fortunately, the uncle's reaction was fast enough. He dodged and the chandelier actually slanted past his head, as if he had been beheaded.
"F * ck, so ruthless. It's actually true!”
"Isn't this too effective? This echoes the green hat in front of us!”
"Host, you're really a little genius. You can even calculate this. Are you a fortune-teller?”
Whoosh ~(Patting his chest)
The uncle was also frightened.
Zhang Jian did not expect this thing to be so godly. He also patted his chest.
"Oh right, brothers, did you record what happened just now? Let's quickly post the joke!”
"Yes, yes, yes. If this thing is released, my views will definitely increase."
"I guess there will definitely be a bunch of marketing accounts rising tomorrow!”
The comments were still lively.
"Master, Master, please save me!”
The uncle was already scared out of his wits. He had gone from a streamer to a master.
That scene just now was really too dangerous. If he had been a step slower, his head would have been gone.
"Fortunately, you didn't abandon me. Bow three times now, and then I'll tell you the countermeasures!”
As Zhang Jian spoke, the uncle nodded his head. He placed the jade pendant on the table. There was a hanging chandelier around it, and the uncle quickly knelt down and bowed three times.
"Master, please tell me the method!"
"Come, let me give you a trick. Didn't your wife give you Guan Yu? You should return this to your wife now and tell her that it's fake.”
"The streamer's move is amazing. His wife will definitely take it back if she knows it's fake.。。”
"Host, how did you know that Second Brother has only been back for a few hours? Is the host an immortal?"
"Host, could it really be an expert?”
"Expert streamer, quickly follow me!”
Zhang Jian glanced at the bullet comments. The corners of his mouth curled up into a smile because his popularity would reach 100,000 with 10 more!
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