I forgot to turn off the live broadcast. I can’t hide the fact that I know Taoist skills anymore.
48 Unlucky Wu Ziqiong

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On the other side,

In a farmhouse.

A woman cursed angrily!

"Bastard! Trash! You're all a bunch of bastards!"

"What kind of trash fortune-teller is this? You're not accurate at all!”

"Rich bastard! Those without money are also bastards! They should all die!"

"You can't even take responsibility for a child! Why didn't he just get killed by a car?”

She casually threw the crying baby into the cart.

The baby peed.

She was too lazy to change her diapers. She planned to go and get a delivery before changing her diapers.

However,

As she walked out angrily, she did not notice that there was a slender and round stick on the ground right in front of her.

His foot landed on the long stick and slid on the ground.

Aiya!

Wu Ziqiong's expression changed, and his body fell backward.

He saw the surrounding scenery getting higher and higher, higher and higher.

Bang!

His head hit the ground heavily with a dull thud.

"Hiss!"

Wu Ziqiong only felt a wave of dizziness and pain in his head. He felt as if his entire body was about to disappear.

"F * ck! What are you doing?"

Wu Ziqiong sat up with a dizzy head. She sat on the ground and rubbed the back of her head.

It hurts!

How could he be so unlucky?

This had never happened before.

"Wah ~ Wah ~"

"Hiss! Forget it, let's change the baby's diapers first."

Wu Ziqiong's head hurt even more when she heard the baby crying.

She decided to change the baby's diapers first.

However,

What she did not know was that…

This fall was only the beginning.

In the future, she would only get more and more unlucky.

Until he remembered Xu Yueguang's words.

……

On the other side, Xu Yueguang was checking his private messages.

The three set meals for today had been settled.

Xu Yueguang wanted to see if there was anything urgent in the private message and would help if he could.

However, after looking around, there didn't seem to be anything urgent or important.

They were all trivial matters.

"If anyone asks about physiognomy again, I'll explain.

The physiognomy on the Internet was actually quite accurate.”

When someone asked if the online physiognomy evaluation was accurate, Xu Yueguang said,"

"Actually, there are also physiognomy deductions in ancient books on the Internet.

It was all the experience of the sages, and some of them were accurate.

Of course, many of them were fake, so he had to pay attention to distinguish them.”

" For example, if there are thick calluses on your hands, your left hand is rough, or your right hand is rough.

It was very easy to determine what the other party did for a living.”

"For example, a farmer uncle who holds a knife to chop wood for a long time will have calluses on his palm.

This was something that only a person who used a knife to do farm work would have.

Then, based on the cocoon's condition, if one was experienced, they could determine what the other party was doing.

It could even determine what kind of saber you were using!”

"On the surface, thick lips, thin lips, thick eyebrows, thin eyebrows,

There was a certain degree of emphasis on these.

But I have to remind my netizens,

Don't cling to these things,

As I said before,

The fire blowing mouth, the fire blowing mouth was the upper and lower lips protruding outwards.

His lips were wide open, and it was as if he was blowing fire.

People with such a mouth, regardless of gender, were extremely vicious in their hearts.

However, there were always exceptions.

Not all people with such looks were evil people.

There was also someone with a fierce face.

But he has a kind heart."

"If you don't know how to read fortunes like me, don't judge a person's character by their appearance.”

"Don't be superstitious about these strange books on the internet and the Eight Trigrams circulating among the people.

We have to believe in science."

'The Taoist priest is right! We must believe in science. When is the Taoist priest's next fortune-telling?'

" We have to believe in Taoist priest and not indulge in fortune-telling. Taoist priest, can you privately tell me my marriage?'

" Good lord, Taoist priest is Taoist priest indeed. When he's ruthless, he'll even smash his own rice bowl.'

" The Taoist priest is doing this for our own good. I support him! When is the Taoist priest going to start broadcasting?

Someone asked,

Xu Yueguang thought for a moment.

"I'm not sure about that now. Everyone, pay attention to my Short videos, Fighter.

I will announce the time of the live broadcast inside. If you have any questions, you can come to me.

Of course, if it's a small problem, I suggest that you don't spend this money.

If I don't take in disciples, you don't have to think about taking me as your master.”

He had just read the message.

Her cat ran away on its own yesterday and her favorite cup was lost.

He also asked if he would accept any disciples, female disciples, and if he had a girlfriend.

He was speechless.

"I am focused on cultivation and haven't considered having a dao companion yet.

You don't have to worry about Little Taoist's fate.

In that case, there was no need to look for time.

Good night, everyone."

Xu Yueguang said as he closed the livestream.

He looked at the door.

Kacha!

A clap of thunder thundered in the sky.

It illuminated a slender figure at the door.

A gentle breeze blew, and her long hair fluttered.

If an ordinary person was here,

They were scared half to death when they saw the figure at the door.

"Are you done playing?"

Xu Yueguang stood up and looked at the door.

It was indeed scary to see a woman standing outside a shop in the middle of the night.

If it was in her previous life,

He might really be frightened.

But in this life,

If the other party was a human, he could press the other party to the ground and rub them.

It was a ghost.

He could also press the other party to the ground and rub them.

It made no difference to him whether he was a human or a ghost.

The only problem was the sense of touch.

"Hehe, Moonlight Bro, aren't you afraid of ghosts?”

"What's there to be afraid of? I'm a Taoist priest. I'll surrender to her whether she's a human or a ghost.”

"How long will it take to subdue a female ghost like me?”

The woman slowly walked into the shop.

Her S-shaped figure and perfect curves were revealed.

She was wearing a red cheongsam, which made her even more charming and enchanting.

The person who came was indeed,

The restaurant owner, Xue Yanran.

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