Chapter XV
Lu Bei went to the kitchen and began to wash the dates.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. Reba's expression did not seem to be unwilling to work.
Then why?
Suddenly, he slapped his head.
Lu Bei, are you stupid?
The corners of his mouth twitched. He quickly washed the dates on the plate and returned to the living room.
Although Lu Bei would occasionally flirt and drive a high-class car, he was really not a casual person when it came to relationships.
"Little Fatty, are you thinking too much?”
After saying that, he poked Reba's forehead with his finger. Then, he picked up a round date and threw it into his mouth. He even made a loud chewing sound as if he was provoking her.
"These dates are really sweet."
"Reba, do you want to try the dates?"
"I'm telling you, there's a lot to be said about washing dates. You can't just wash them with water. You have to add some shower gel. Oh, wrong, you have to add some salt.”
"Reba, come, I'll feed you a date.”
Reba felt that her mind was always filled with "dates","washing dates","washing dates","bathing".
Didn't she understand that homophonic memes had dominated the entire world now?
She was especially glad that she did not say the word "okay".
She even felt ashamed of her own thoughts.
"Homophonic memes deduct money!"
Reba was, after all, a veteran who had been through many battles. She pretended to be calm as she looked at Lu Bei and then took a sip of water.
"Your face is so red. Are you really going to give me a bath?”
"If you want to bathe, I can help you bathe now. It's not impossible, right? You don't have any talent. Why don't you perform a bath for everyone…"
"What is it? Live stream my shower?" Lu Bei could not help but raise his voice.
Seeing his performance, Reba knew that she had won back ten percent.
She pursed her lips smugly, picked up the teacup on the coffee table, and began to sip.
"If you beg me, maybe…"
"Puff!"
Lu Bei spat the date pit in his mouth into the trash can and sighed deeply. He raised his head and looked into Reba's eyes very seriously. He said very seriously,
"It's not impossible to livestream a bath, but…this will cost extra.”
As soon as he finished speaking.
"Puff!"
There was a mixture of water and saliva on Lu Bei's face.
Lu Bei, who was slightly obsessed with cleanliness, was a little angry."Dilareba Dilimutila."
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" I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Reba hurriedly picked up the tissue on the table to wipe his face. However, perhaps she was too anxious, and the tissue flew away.
Coincidentally, the tissue box fell directly onto Lu Bei's thigh.
Reba casually took the paper box, and in a flash, she seemed to have touched a place she shouldn't have touched. This made the situation even more awkward.
Reba's hand stopped above the tissue box. It was inappropriate to retract it, and it would be even more awkward if she didn't.
The fans in the live broadcast room exploded when they saw this scene.
"These two really don't treat us as outsiders.”
"We strongly request to watch Lu Bei take a shower and reward him according to the clarity.”
"More money, more money, I'll add money."
"I'm going to redefine this show."
"Then can I ask if I'm going to do the livestream alone, or…"
"This scale has exceeded the limit!"
"The car is traveling at 180 miles per hour, and my mood is free."
……
Unlike the enthusiasm of the netizens, Reba wanted to find a hole to hide in.
She punched herself hard in her heart.
Reba, are you stupid?
Had all these years in the entertainment industry been for nothing?
How could he make such a low-level mistake?
She smiled at Lu Bei and retracted her hand.
Capturing Reba's awkward expression, Lu Bei quickly took the tissue box and wiped his face with a few tissues.
As he wiped, he pursed his lips." If you want to see me take a shower, just say it. You don't have to spit at me. With our relationship, I'll give you a 50% discount." Tsk tsk tsk…"
Lu Bei's disdainful action finally gave Reba a breakthrough. She shouted,"Do you dislike my saliva?”
"Of course," Lu Bei said without thinking. However, after meeting Reba's murderous gaze, he changed his tone."No, I used paper to wipe my saliva evenly."”
In order to show that he was telling the truth, he took a few more pieces of tissue and wiped his face a few times.
Although he said that he didn't mind, his body was very honest.
Obviously, Reba was angered by him again.
She had an idea and turned to leave.
"I'm angry!"
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