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25 F * ck, isn’t this the most expensive verbal cannon?

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F * ck, Isn't This the Most Expensive Verbal Cannon?

When Lin Xuan finished speaking.

Tens of thousands of fans looked at the unlucky grandson, wanting to know if what Lin Xuan said was true.

"Oh my god."

"Master Lin, you're too accurate."

" Please save me, Master! Please save me…"

When tens of thousands of fans looked at the unlucky grandson, the unlucky grandson seemed to have suffered some kind of intense stimulation and was completely stunned.

After he reacted, the unlucky Sun Cai begged Lin Xuan to save him with tears streaming down his face.

After getting a definite reply from the unlucky grandson, tens of thousands of fans were completely shocked.

"Holy Mother Mary, is there really such an unlucky person in the world?”

"F * ck, did my unlucky grandson stuff explosives in his past life?”

"I used to think that I was quite unlucky, but after seeing my unlucky grandson, I really felt like I had a knife cut my butt…I've opened my eyes!”

"I have no choice but to say it. My unlucky grandson is really a strong child. If I were so unlucky, I would have already drunk the soup.”

"Master Lin, can you save this unlucky child?”

"Yes, save the child…"

For a moment.

Many fans sympathized with him and hoped that Lin Xuan could save his unlucky grandson.

The unlucky grandson also hoped that Lin Xuan could save him. At this moment, he was constantly begging,"" Master Lin Xuan, please save me. I beg you…"

Lin Xuan revealed a sympathetic gaze." Do you know why you are so unlucky?”

"Why?"

the unlucky grandson asked.

At this moment, not only the unlucky grandson, but the tens of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room were also waiting for the answer.

" Didn't you say that you would stand upside down and eat sh * t as long as my calculations were accurate during my live broadcast?" Lin Xuan said faintly.”

"I…I think I said that I was just spouting nonsense at that time.”

Suddenly, the unlucky grandson's face turned pale as he stammered.

Lin Xuan sighed and explained,"

"I am a person with the will of the heavens. You insulting me is equivalent to insulting the heavens.”

"During the last live broadcast, I repeatedly warned you to keep your promise. Otherwise, you'll be unlucky for a week.”

"You've been unlucky for three days now. If you don't fulfill your promise, you'll be unlucky for another four days. For example, in a minute, your good brother will call you to tell you that he's married and ask you to give him a gift.”

As soon as he said this!

Everyone was shocked!

Everyone's fans were boiling with excitement.

"F * ck, so this is the problem?”

"Pfft, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I'm so unlucky because of a verbal cannon?”

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is the most expensive verbal cannon I've ever seen. I can't help but laugh.”

Many people burst into laughter.

However, more people discovered something even more amazing.

Therefore, the unlucky grandson had two choices now. He could either stand upside down and eat Olly's food, or continue to be unlucky for four days.

Thinking of this, the fans in the live broadcast room asked,

"Unlucky Brother Sun, I have a friend who wants to ask, are you eating sh * t now, or are you going to continue being unlucky?”

"Unlucky Brother Sun, I have a friend who wants to advise you. When you eat Olly's food, remember to maintain a handstand position.”

"Unlucky Brother Sun, your actions are making me laugh to death so that I can inherit my beautiful, virtuous, generous, and gentle wife. My wife is the Buddha's Palm.”

"Unlucky Brother Sun, hurry up and choose. Your brother will call you in a minute and ask you to follow him…"

The live broadcast room became an ocean of joy.

The unlucky grandson's face turned pale. He was just spouting nonsense. He did not expect that…he would have to pay such a huge price?

Now!

Should he continue to be unlucky? Or stand upside down and eat Olly's food?

"Ding, ding, ding…"

The unlucky Sun Zheng was hesitating when he suddenly received a call.

After picking up the call, a happy voice came from the receiver."Brother, I'm getting married in three days. Remember to attend my wedding.”

The unlucky grandson was petrified.

As expected, whatever he said came true. He was so poor that he had to borrow money from his ex-girlfriend. His good brother actually asked him to give him a gift. Why couldn't a gift between brothers be more than a thousand yuan?

To everyone's surprise, the unlucky grandson gritted his teeth and said,""Brother, can you lend me some money?”

"How much?" The brother's tone was filled with astonishment.

"1000!"

"Alright…alright!"

The man was stunned for a moment before he hung up.

Seeing this scene!

The fans in the live broadcast room flooded the bullet screen.

" F * ck, it's a werewolf."

"You told me to get married, so I borrowed money from you.”

" Hahaha, in the future, I'll borrow money from whoever wants me to be a shareholder. 666…"

The fans were all very active.

The unlucky grandson's Weixin suddenly rang.

Opening Weixin, it was a voice message from his brother. The unlucky grandson opened the voice message and heard his brother's voice,"

Brother.

I'm sorry.

Now that he was married, his wife was in charge of money.

Well, if you're really nervous, don't come to the wedding.

After the voice broadcast ended, the fans in the live broadcast room were stunned for a few seconds before they laughed crazily again.

"Pfft, hahaha."

"This brother is also a werewolf.”

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, so this is the legendary male brother, male on top of male, trying to be a riding man?”

" Other than 666, I don't know what else to say…"

The fans in the live broadcast room were even happier than the New Year.

However, the unlucky grandson who was involved wanted to cry but had no tears. He was too unlucky.

At this moment, Lin Xuan asked,""Well…if you don't want to stand upside down and eat Olly's food, I have another way!”

"What is it?"

The unlucky grandson seemed to have grabbed onto a life-saving straw as his eyes widened.

Lin Xuan slowly said," I have a Lucky Talisman here. The price is 10,000 yuan. After using it, not only will it eliminate bad luck, but it will also improve your luck. Do you want to buy it?"”

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