I Didn't Know You Were Actually a Poop-loving Girl
Hearing this!
Lin Xuan smiled and nodded." Your name is Wang Miaomiao. It was given to you by your grandfather, right?"”
"Yes, yes, yes. Master, how did you know?”Wang Miaomiao's eyes widened in disbelief.
Lin Xuan did not answer. He continued," When you were in the sixth grade, your father died in a landslide. You were brought up by your mother.”
"My God, you're too amazing. You can even calculate this?”Wang Miaomiao sat up straight from her chair, her eyes almost popping out of their sockets. She found it hard to believe that he could figure that out?
Wang Miaomiao was shocked.
The other fans in the live broadcast room were also shocked.
At this moment, the fans were spamming the bullet screen.
"Sob, sob. This is too f * cking magical.”
"Mommy, my worldview has been overturned.”
"We have to believe in science. F * ck science. I want to be superstitious!”
" Holy Mother Mary, how did you figure it out, Brother Lin Xuan? Did you go to his house to investigate…"
Wang Miaomiao was in a state of extreme shock.
However, when Wang Miaomiao saw the last pop-up, she finally regained her rationality as a highly educated person.
Thus, Wang Miaomiao said politely,""Master Lin, it's not that I don't trust you. It's just that the information you're talking about can be found in my hometown. Can you tell me something that only I know?”
Meowmeow
After saying that, Wang Miaomiao gave Lin Xuan another ten private jets.
Lin Xuan flipped through Wang Miaomiao's life experiences and his eyes lit up. He smiled evilly."I told you, don't be angry.”
"I'm not angry, I'm not angry. As long as you're right, I'll give you another reward!”Wang Miaomiao's tone was very respectful.
"Li Zhiqi is a person. You kissed his shit!" Lin Xuan laughed evilly.”
As soon as he said this!
Everyone was shocked!
Who would have thought that a beauty like Wang Miaomiao, who had an appearance score of 8 , would actually kiss sh * t before?
Furthermore, how could it be wrong to say it from Master Lin Xuan's mouth? Hence, the fans flooded the bullet screen.
"No way, no way. Meowmeow kissed shit?”
"I've only heard of eating sh * t before. This is the first time I've seen my own sh * t.”
"I couldn't tell that such a good-looking man is a ruthless person who loves poop. Could it be that Li Zhiqi is some big shot with a special hobby?”
"Pretty Meow Meow, can I ask you what it feels like to kiss sh * t?”
Wang Miaomiao was so angry that she was about to cry when she saw so many comments saying that she ate sh * t.
She was a girl who loved cleanliness. She usually had to wipe her pee twice with paper. Why would she kiss feces?
In her anger, Wang Miaomiao immediately denied,""Master, don't slander me. I love cleanliness so much. How could I kiss sh * t?”
"Do you have a little Corgi called Doudou?" Lin Xuan laughed evilly.”
"Yeah, I know. What's wrong with raising Corgi?"
"Three days ago, you took little Corgi for a walk in the neighborhood, and then little Corgi ran off to the bushes, right?”
"Yeah, what's the problem?"
"You called out and Little Corgi came back, didn't he?”Lin Xuan asked with an evil smile.
"You…you mean?" Wang Miaomiao's expression changed slightly.”
"When Little Corgi ran back, you kissed him. When you kissed him, you smelled the stench. Damn it, did you eat shit?" When he said these words, Lin Xuan could not help but laugh.
Wang Miaomiao's eyes were wide open." You…you're saying that Little Corgi really ate sh * t?"”
"Yes, the person Raoli gave me is called Li Zhiqi.”Lin Xuan replied with a smile.
"Ugh…"
Even after three days, Wang Miaomiao still felt extremely disgusted and retched on the spot.
At the same time.
The fans in the live broadcast room were completely shocked.
"Pfft, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying of laughter.”
"I can even imagine the scene at that time: F * ck, did you eat sh * t? Hahaha."
"I couldn't hold back my laughter anymore, and tears were flowing out of my eyes. I kissed my dog, but I didn't expect my dog to…hahaha.”
"All of you are laughing at how beautiful a woman is kissing poop. I'm the only one who feels that Master Lin Xuan is awesome. Not only did he calculate how beautiful a woman kisses poop, but he also created it!”
"Do I still need to say how awesome Master Lin Xuan is? I'm still kneeling and typing.”
"I'm also typing on my knees. Are you standing?”
The live broadcast room was extremely lively.
Meowmeow had already rinsed her mouth and returned. She looked at Lin Xuan with resentment.
Lin Xuan smiled lightly." How is it? Does this matter count? Do you want to tell me another thing?"”
"No, no, just this matter alone makes me want to live on another planet. If you tell me one more thing, I'll have to live in the netherworld.”Wang Miaomiao was so frightened that she quickly waved her hands and shook her head like a rattle-drum. At the same time, she tipped twenty private jets.
Lin Xuan continued," I know you want to calculate your future. Do you want to develop in the US or in your own country? But I suggest that you calculate your mother's future."”
"My mom, what happened to my mom?" Meowmeow asked.
"Your mother's bloody disaster!" Lin Xuan said in a deep voice.”
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