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17 - How about... Should I kowtow to myself first?,

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Three minutes later.

Su Chen, who did not feel anything strange, could not help but frown.

What about Fatty Si?

Didn't the novel say that eating this thing would make one feel as if their body was being torn apart?

Why isn't there any reaction from me?

Could it be that this thing was fake?!!

Su Chen was dumbfounded.

At this moment.

A foul stench emanated from his body.

He subconsciously looked down at his arm.

He looked at the layer of black mud.

Su Chen quickly ran to the bathroom.

He washed it from head to toe.

After putting on his clothes and looking at the reflection of his face in the mirror on the sink, Su Chen could not help but be a little stunned.

She subconsciously reached out to touch her cheek and couldn't help but gasp.

"Hiss! Is her charm that strong?"

"It's still the same face, but there have been some subtle changes. Why is it so eye-catching?!”

"Even I couldn't help but want to kowtow to myself when I first saw it. If I walk out, won't I explode?!”

He exclaimed twice.

He suppressed the urge to kowtow to himself.

Su Chen reluctantly returned to his bed. With a thought, he opened the attribute panel.

[System: God-level Emotional System]

[Host: Su Chen]

[Age: 8 years old]

[Talent: Innate Intelligence, Eidetic Memory, Maximum Charm]

[Skill: Master Cooking]

[Emotional Value: 2,000]

He glanced at it briefly.

Su Chen grinned and nodded in satisfaction.

"Not bad, not bad."

"Two god-level talents, one master-level cooking skill, and my current terrifying physical fitness.”

"This lottery draw wasn't in vain!"

Even though there were no experiments.

But he could clearly feel it.

After taking the Bodybuilding Pill, although he was still eight years old, his physical fitness had undergone earth-shaking changes.

Not to mention being comparable to a top special forces soldier.

At least seven or eight adults could not get close to him.

Therefore, he was filled with anticipation for the Level 8, Level 9, and even Level 10 lottery draws.

Considering that he still had to go to school tomorrow.

Su Chen closed the attribute panel and turned to sleep.

..........

There were two sides to the story.

Because of Zhang Yimou's special instructions.

Coupled with Su Chen's humor, his words and actions were relatively fresh and strange.

Old Qian, who was instructed to edit Su Chen's video, was full of excitement.

He knew that after today, he would definitely be able to enter Director Zhang's field of vision.

They would even be entrusted with important tasks and become his subordinates!

At the thought of this, he couldn't even be bothered to eat.

She couldn't wait to get Su Chen's recording for today and started editing the video.

After editing out some unimportant scenes.

Looking at the remaining ten scenes, Old Qian revealed a satisfied smile.

He checked carefully.

He didn't find any loopholes and opened the official video account that the program team had applied for on various major apps and portals.

Without taking a breath, he uploaded all ten scenes.

What shocked him was…

Less than ten minutes had passed since the message was sent.

The video went viral.

Under his dumbfounded expression, it quickly became a trending topic.

Whether it was on the internet, or on the major video websites.

Almost every major video app on the market had a popular push.

As a result, countless passers-by netizens who did not know about this show, let alone Su Chen, could not help but click on it out of curiosity while being shocked by the promotion.

"Sigh, with such good legs, it's a pity not to ride a tricycle.”

"I'm afraid I'll scare you by coming to school alone.!”

"Sister, have you heard of pengci? I've heard of it. If I want to add you on WeChat, do I add you directly or do you add me when I'm lying on the ground?”

"I'm not very good with words. If there's anything wrong with me, just hold it in. Anyway, you can't kill me through the screen.”

"I wanted to get along with you guys as an ordinary person, but since you've said so, I won't pretend anymore. I'm Su Chen. I'm eight years old this year. I can read a thousand words when I was three, memorize Tang poetry when I was four, be proficient in everything when I was five, and break rocks when I was six. I recuperated for a year when I was seven."

"Onomatopoeic words, you have to use them well.”

" I had a neighbor who used to love smoking. He was very addicted to smoking. He smoked at least two packs a day. In the end, he smoked for a few years and unfortunately passed away. The scene at that time was terrifying. He kept spitting blood from his mouth and there were pools of blood on the ground. It was really terrifying. Since then, I have often warned my friends to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road. People can't run into cars.”

"Do you see that person in front? So what if he saw it? Hurry up! Speed up and kill him! What? Kill him? No way, no way! If you deliberately hit someone, you'll go to jail! If you knew, why didn't you brake!"

"Come on, release the gas pedal, step on the brakes, change the gear back to normal, pull the handbrake, turn on the windshield wipers, roll down the window, and stretch your upper body out of the window. Remember, you must stretch your upper body out completely! Then, she did not do anything and just looked at him.”

"Give me a bottle of 1982 Coke. I'm sorry, sir. There's Coke, not 1982. Look... Then what do you have here that's from 1982? Sir, our lady boss is from 1982. Do you want me to invite her over?”

.........

She watched the video of Su Chen's mischievous, fresh, and strange horse flea talk.

The netizens started laughing without caring about their image.

In the comments section, countless comments were springing up like bamboo shoots after a rain.

"F * ck! F * ck! F * ck! So we really came to this world to make up the numbers! This is too showy!"

"Let go of me, I want to climb up the telephone pole and play the song for Xiu-Er!!”

"The one with the windshield wipers can be said to be very vivid. Even an experienced driver will panic when he sees it!!”

"What the f * ck? The lady boss is from 1982? Hahaha, are you a demon?”

"Nine years of service has been a long time, ten years of cold has been frostbite. Your literary talent is too good, let's double click 666.”

“.........”

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 999

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 999

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 999

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 999

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