Young me, three words shocked the entire Internet
44 - I’m going to die laughing in this live broadcast room sooner or later!

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She agreed so easily.

Su Chen was amused.

He straightened his face and started the game.

"I like you."

"Me," Bingbing replied.

"I'm the one who likes you."

"Yes."

"Welcome to my heart."

"Yes."

Su Chen paused for two seconds and then suddenly asked,""Who is your husband?"

"You, eh?" Bing Bing answered without hesitation.

Then, he suddenly reacted.

Her small face turned red immediately.

Good heavens.

He had thought that the first word was a trap.

The result was the last sentence.

Bingbing, oh Bingbing, you're still a top student.

He had actually fallen into the hands of a little wimp!!

"I knew that things wouldn't be so simple! It's all a trick!"

"Since ancient times, deep feelings can't be kept. Only tricks can win people's hearts!”

"Pretty little brother, you're done with your words, you know!!!”

"You got a wife while chatting? Or a small one? WDNMD!!”

"Almighty Su, do you still need underlings? If it really doesn't work, I can even be your mount. Can you teach me a few things? I also want to taste the pain of love, sob "

........

In the live broadcast room.

Countless bullet comments instantly filled the entire screen.

The continuous gifts caused the number of viewers to soar again.

In just a few minutes, it had broken through the ten million mark.

Even so, the number of people was still increasing crazily, without any signs of decreasing.

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 499

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 499

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 499

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 499

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"You actually dare to trick Sister. You're looking for a beating!”

Bing Bing, who was depressed, looked at Su Chen's smirking expression and was instantly furious.

Without a word, he pounced over.

For a moment.

The two of them rolled together.

They started playing on the sofa.

Laughter and laughter resounded throughout the room.

A long while passed.

Only then did the two of them stop.

"Alright, it's getting late. Sister has to go.”

"When I have time next time, I'll take you to the amusement park.”

He tidied up his slightly messy clothes.

Bingbing sat up and reached out to stroke her hair.

"Then be careful when you go home. If you miss me, remember to call me.”

Su Chen waved his hand and said seriously.

"Bah! Who would miss you, you little rascal!"

Bing Bing blushed and glared at him.

After exchanging a few pleasantries, they reluctantly bid farewell.

.......

After sending Bing Bing away.

Su Chen skillfully opened his live broadcast room.

He looked at the dense bullet comments on the screen and the number of online viewers that had exceeded ten million.

He canceled his plan to immediately go offline and muttered to himself for a few seconds.

"How about this? It's getting late. Since there's still some time, I'll pick some questions to answer you.”

"If you have any questions you want to ask, just type them on the public chat.”

Before he finished speaking.

The already dense bullet screen exploded again.

This caused the live broadcast room to become a little sluggish.

The degree of popularity could be seen.

"What gift should I give my girlfriend for the holidays?”

"Is there a need to ask? Just give her a hat! If it really didn't work out, it wasn't impossible to give her twins.”

"If it still doesn't work, then I'll send you away, a thousand miles away."

He glanced at it briefly.

Su Chen picked a question and answered.

Towards the end, she couldn't help but start singing.

In an instant, the rhythm of the live broadcast was tightly controlled.

The audience was amused by this answer.

The number of gifts kept rising in the live broadcast room.

Even his Emotional Value was rising rapidly.

Seeing this, Su Chen's spirit was shaken, and he quickly continued.

"What flavor do I like to eat?”

"Um, let's see which dynasty's tomb first.”

"What is it? Hope to appear at my family's New Year's dinner table?”

"Big Brother, cannibalism is illegal!”

"Why do many receptionists and administrative ladies wear skirts, stockings, and high heels?”

"Cough cough cough…How should he put it? If a man wore it, it would affect the appearance of the city. It was not good.”

"How do you mess up a relationship?"

"Is there a need to ask such a question? Don't you know what's going on? Just perform normally!"

.......

One after another, fresh and strange brain circuits were thrown out.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room instantly reached its peak.

The barrage of bullet comments filled the entire screen, leaving not a single gap.

"Hahaha, I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room sooner or later!!”

"Which dynasty's tomb should I look at first? Big brother, give me a piece of Chinese rice!!”

"If I become a fool one day, Almighty Su, you must bear 99% of the responsibility!!”

"We spent nine years together, but why are you so outstanding? It's so showy that my scalp is numb!"

"I was beaten up by my dad just now. When I saw this video, I couldn't help but laugh until my nose was bubbling. My dad thought that I was unconvinced, so he beat me up again.”

"Gifts are wonderful! I've decided. When my girlfriend asks me for a gift next holiday, I'll give her a pair of twins!!”

"Previous poster, wake up. Where did you get a girlfriend?”

........

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 999

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 999

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 999

Emotional fluctuation detected, Emotional Value 999

detected

Backstage.

Zhang Yimou, who was originally worried that Su Chen would not be able to grasp the rhythm of the live broadcast room.

After hearing this series of answers, he burst out laughing.

Not only him.

Even the staff members around him were amused by this strange reply.

What an idiot!

What a weirdo!

How heartless!

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