"Great Immortal, open the door!"
"Is the old woman home?"
"Why isn't it broadcasting yet? Hurry up and start broadcasting!"
It was only four o'clock in the afternoon, but the live broadcast room was already filled with people.
The silly girl was wearing loose pink pajamas and brushing her teeth in the bathroom in a daze.
He held his phone in his left hand and looked at the black screen of the live-stream room.
In the time it took to sleep, the number of followers he had increased by 800,000.
Even if it wasn't broadcasted, there were still people sending gifts and sending bullet comments, urging him and Bai Xuan to hurry up and broadcast.
She came to the living room. At this time, Bai Xuan was watching the annual love drama with great interest-" The Temptation of Returning to the Village ".
"Hey! Your fans are urging you to start broadcasting!"
The little girl threw the phone at Bai Xuan.
Bai Xuan threw the phone back without turning his head.""Aren't they your fans too?"
The fans who were being tossed around were instantly enraged.
"Hey! Can't the two of you respect us!？”
"F * ck, we're probably the most pitiful netizens to be thrown around by the streamer we're fans of!”
Ding! Thank you, Don't Stay Up Late, for tipping me a plane!
Dazed Little Sister's mobile phone rang with the automatic notification of the live broadcast room.
Bai Xuan turned his head in shock." F * ck, are you streaming?"”
"Nonsense, if we don't open it, they'll tear the roof off!”
The little girl rolled her eyes and threw the 'Spectator' back to Bai Xuan.
Bai Xuan caught it and gave a standard fake smile to the live broadcast room, greeting,"
"Good morning, fickle netizens!"
This livestream room was now a big push for him to increase his realm and strength. He had to serve it well.
"F * ck, his smile is too fake!"
"Oh my god, the sun is about to set. Good morning?”
"Thank you, Great Immortal, for taking the time to brush us off!”
Bai Xuan adjusted himself to a comfortable position on the sofa and smiled at the screen."
"Bai Xuan is helping. The busier I am, the more I help ~"
Do you need any help today?
Was it to subdue demons or capture ghosts?
Caught in adultery or fortune-telling?
Was his wife having a difficult labor or was his son constipated?
As long as I fire a rocket, I will not shirk my responsibility!”
It was just a casual joke, but unexpectedly, a rocket shot up into the sky and a string of comments with special effects floated across the screen.
"Great Immortal! I need help! Requesting connection!"
Bai Xuan sighed inwardly. He had to take on another job.
Hence, he sat up straight and opened the video call.
On the other end of the video was a woman with an anxious expression.
"Great Immortal! I'm your loyal fan, please help me!”
" Don't panic," Bai Xuan comforted." Speak slowly."”
At this moment, the little girl was sitting at the side with a box of ice cream in her hands, looking at the screen with a look of disbelief.
The woman said anxiously,
"It's like this. My company had a blackout yesterday, so I got off work three hours early. But I haven't seen my husband since I came home yesterday! I called him, but he didn't pick up! She called his parents, friends, and company, but they all said that they hadn't seen him!
Especially when their company said that they hadn't seen her for two days!
That's impossible. My husband went to work earlier than me yesterday!
Quickly help me calculate where he is and whether he is safe!
I'm really worried about him!"
Bai Xuan nodded and activated his Yellow Immortal Divination. Golden light flashed in his eyes.
"It's starting, it's starting! Great Immortal has unleashed his power!"
"I hope this sister's husband is still safe ~"
"I say, could it be that the prostitute has been arrested…"
When the golden light in his eyes faded, Bai Xuan looked at the woman in the video with a strange expression.
"How is it, Great Immortal? Any results? Is my husband okay?"
"Uh..." Not good. He was thirsty and hungry. He had not eaten anything for two days since yesterday morning.”
The woman was so anxious that her eyes were filled with tears. She cried,
"Was he kidnapped?
Was he beaten?
Wuwuwu! Although I don't have money, as long as I can save him, I'll give you any amount of money! Wuwuwu!"
Bai Xuan's expression became even more awkward.
Knowing the truth, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. He scratched his head and said,
"He wasn't kidnapped or beaten up, but he's about to be beaten up, and it won't be light.”
The woman became even more anxious. Where is the Great Immortal? Hurry up and tell me! Don't keep me in suspense! I want to save him!"
The bullet screen was also anxious." That's right, that's right. What's wrong, Great Immortal?" A life is at stake, why are you stammering!”
"Great Immortal, quickly tell this sister where her husband is! Look, she's crying!"
Bai Xuan glanced at the little sister.
Little Daai's mouth was full of ice cream. She stared at him with her big eyes like a hamster and said vaguely,
"Why are you looking at me? Hurry up and tell me!"
Bai Xuan touched his nose and said," Uh, fickle friend, your lover is in the closet behind you."”
"Huh?"
The female fans widened their eyes in disbelief.
"Impossible! Is my husband crazy? Hiding in the cupboard without eating or drinking for two days?”
As he spoke, he opened the cabinet door.
A man wearing only a pair of shorts appeared inside.
"Hubby?"
the woman blurted out.
Then, countless cheating scenarios instantly appeared in her mind. She was originally extremely worried about her husband.
She pulled the man out and said angrily,"What are you hiding here for?"
Then, he opened all the doors of the wardrobe and rummaged through them crazily. He shouted,"Where's the vixen? Where's that vixen?"
The underwear man said timidly,"Honey…" There's no vixen, just me."
The woman turned the house upside down. There was indeed no vixen, but she still said angrily,
"Then why are you hiding in the cabinet? Are you kidding me?"
Underwear Man stammered,"
"I... I didn't want to go to work yesterday, so I snuck back after you left and played with my phone all day.
He planned to sneak out when it was almost time to get off work and pretend to come back after work…
Who knew that you would go home early…
I was afraid that you would scold me, so I hid it in the cabinet…"
"Puff!"
Little Sister spat out a mouthful of ice cream and looked at Bai Xuan in a daze. Bai Xuan held back his laughter and nodded.
"Puhahahahaha!"
"Oh my, this big brother is too funny, hahahaha!”
"How afraid of his wife is this?”
The female fickle friend took off a slipper and chased after her husband!
"Are you afraid of being scolded? Do you know how worried I was? I'll beat you to death, you bastard!"
The man was beaten until he screamed and hid all over the room.
"Aiyo! Honey, stop hitting me! Aiya, my kidney! Stop hitting your wife! I haven't eaten for two days!"
"Just starve yourself to death! But before that, I'm going to kill you first!”
At this moment, the live broadcast room was already filled with laughter. The screen was filled with hahahahaha.
"I'm dying of laughter! Aiya, my stomach hurts from laughing!"
"He didn't eat or drink for two more days in the cabinet. How scared is this big brother? Hahahaha!”
"I finally understand why the Great Immortal said that although her husband wasn't beaten up, he was about to be beaten up!”
"Great Immortal, you're indeed a divine schemer!”
"As expected of a Great Immortal!"
For the sake of the mental health of his fans, Bai Xuan immediately turned off the connection to the domestic violence scene.
"Please connect to the next caller!"”
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(Please give me the data! The data hasn't changed for the whole day, panic!)
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