It was almost noon when he left Dijing Bay. Chen Fei casually found a restaurant at home to have lunch before driving back to his previous residence.
Other than the computer and documents, there was nothing else to pack.
Chen Fei lay down on the sofa and casually scrolled through his phone while resting.
Soon, a post appeared in Chen Fei's WeChat Moments.
"Hehe, today, my husband bought me a hundred bird's nests and said that he wanted to nourish me. He's in charge of earning money to support the family, and I'm in charge of being as beautiful as a flower. Hubby, I love you!"
The accompanying picture was of a woman supporting her face with her left hand and holding a bird's nest in front of her with her right hand.
This woman's name was Wu Xiaodan, Chen Fei's high school classmate. She married a small boss and showed off in her circle of friends every day.
In the past, Chen Fei would usually automatically ignore her Moments. However, with the system, Chen Fei could not pretend that he did not see it.
They immediately started commenting.
"As we all know, bird's nest is made from the saliva of swallows. Its nutrition is not as good as an egg. However, I thought that the saliva should not be able to stick to the nest, so swallows should use phlegm. Your husband actually made you eat this. He really loves you. I'm so touched that I cried.”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 300 distress points from Wu Xiaodan.”
"Chen Fei, why are you speaking so disgustingly? If bird's nest is phlegm, then how do you explain blood swallow?”
Wu Xiaodan quickly replied to Chen Fei's comment.
"Blood in phlegm? This swallow is a lunatic!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 500 distress points from Wu Xiaodan.”
Hehe, Wu Xiaodan's wool ends here. Next.
Very soon, Chen Fei saw a post from a friend called "A Zhou Bo".
"Everyone cares about whether you can fly high or not. I want something different. I want someone to care about whether I'm tired of flying!”
The accompanying picture was a classic photo of a salesperson with his arms crossed over his chest.
He even commented on his WeChat Moments.
"I signed a big contract today and got a commission of 20,000 yuan to make a living!”
"Heh, you're acting tough here.”
Chen Fei laughed in his heart and commented,"I'm different. I don't care about you.”
Ding!" Congratulations, host. You have received 100 distress points from Zhou Bo.”
Better than nothing. Next.
"I had a fight with my boyfriend today. He didn't do anything wrong, but a princess has a princess syndrome.”
The accompanying picture was a photo of a 10th-tier beauty. It was impossible to tell what the person originally looked like.
Naturally, Chen Fei would not be polite with this kind of NT.
"People who are good-looking are called princess syndrome. People like you can only be called pheasant emotional disorder.”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 500 distress points from Zhang Meiyu!”
Next.
? "God, I just want to have a job with a stable income, a beautiful wife, and a brother who will risk his life for me.”
Chen Fei was amused when he saw this post. He commented,"Dalang, you should get up and drink your medicine!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 200 distress points from Long Huocheng!”
"Is Ye's departure the pursuit of the wind, or the tree's lack of persistence?”
Wow, he's quite artistic.
However, it's not a problem for me.
"It's abscisic acid."
He understood the applause.
Ding!" Congratulations to the host for obtaining 100 distress points from Qiu Wanfeng.”
It was time for selfies again.
The picture was of a chubby girl holding a small cake.
The text was,"How does this one look?”
There was no difficulty at all!
"It feels as if the edges and corners have been smoothed out by time.”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 250 distress points from Han Hong!”
... Votes, too tragic, only 21, vote some...
The next post was another selfie.
The scale was quite big.
A woman with at most five points was wrapped in a towel and posing coquettishly in the mirror.
Text:
"Hehe, I just took a shower and feel that I have become more beautiful.”
soeasy。
"I know that. He must be out of his mind.”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 300 distress points from Qin Piao!”
The next post was a selfie.
A muscular bodybuilder clenched his fists in front of his chest and bulged his muscles.
"If I punch myself and feel pain, am I strong or weak?”
"I know this question. You're a retard.”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 100 distress points from Niu Biao.”
The next post was still a selfie.
A woman photoshopped until the door frame was crooked.
[Author: The fairy is here, praise me.]”
Chen Fei first washed his eyes with eye drops, then "praised",
"The girl in the photo is as dazzling as the sun. How should he put it? Gravitational lensing had appeared on the door frame and floor tiles around her cheeks, arms, and thighs. It must be because she had a stellar mass that distorted the light when it passed through.”
"Aiya, thank you. Your praise is very unique!”
The woman quickly replied to Chen Fei.
？？？
Didn't understand?
It seemed that he had overestimated this woman's intelligence.
Since that was the case, Chen Fei could only give a considerate explanation.
"I said you're fat. Why are you panting? Can't understand human language? Your butt is even flatter than your chest. You think it's real just by photoshopping the photo? You still want to praise you? Are you worthy?”
Ding!"Congratulations to the host for receiving 1000 distress points from Tang Jing!”
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