Twenty minutes ago.
Dark clouds hung low and snowflakes fell.
Jia Zhang-shi came out of the room, the cold wind blowing against her face, blowing her black and white hair into a mess.
She glanced at the door of Lin Huan's room and spat disdainfully before walking out.
The entire courtyard was covered in snowflakes. Every step he took was almost buried in the snow.
"If it snows again, how will we go out tomorrow?”Jia Zhang-shi cursed and continued to walk forward.
She was getting on in years, and her self-cultivation had not improved much. However, her temper and leg pain had increased quite a bit.
When it was cloudy, she felt uncomfortable all over, especially her legs.
However, Jia Zhang-shi was still in a good mood. She had meat dumplings to eat today, and she could still eat her fill!
Walking to the front yard, Jia Zhangshi saw Yan Bugui looking at the snow outside the door, muttering something about the spring breeze and pear blossoms.
"Fake pedant!" Jia Zhang-shi spat out and ignored Yan Bugui as she walked towards the street.
The layout of the city had not changed much, especially in the Siheyuan area. The toilets were all public.
Under normal circumstances, it would be near the intersection of the street, and it would be a dry toilet.
There were very few toilets in the courtyard house, even in the 1990s.
In the future, a certain Heavenly Queen with the surname Wang also had the miraculous experience of going to the public toilet early in the morning to empty the urinal, and she was even surrounded by countless reporters…
Now, the conditions were even worse. Several siheyuan shared a public toilet, and it was a dry toilet.
It was fine in winter, but it was even more sour in summer.
Jia Zhang-shi stepped on the snow, her hands tucked in her cotton sleeves. She saw the stick stick in front of her playing crazily.
"Awesome, don't get your clothes wet!”Jia Zhangshi reminded.
"Got it!" The stick held an incense stick in his right hand and a firecracker in his other hand.
"Aiyo, I don't dare to play with such a big firecracker. What if my hands explode?”Jia Zhangshi wanted to stop him.
She only had this one grandson, and she usually doted on him very much, afraid that something would happen to him.
"It's fine. I've been playing all afternoon!"
The thug laughed happily. He placed the firecracker in the snow and lit it up. Then, he ran a few steps forward and turned around. He covered his ears and watched the firecracker explode into snow.
It had to be said that although the stick meme was God Thief, he still had the feelings of a poet. Looking at the snowflakes that were blasted into the sky, he would still smile and point.
Jia Zhangshi was indeed very experienced in shooting firecrackers, so she was not worried about anything. However, she still gave a few instructions before leaving for the public toilet.
The fan who was playing happily saw Jia Zhangshi enter the public toilet and followed her.
The public toilet here was a dry toilet. The pit was about two meters deep and covered with cement boards.
Because it was a dry toilet, it produced marsh gas, so the cement board had holes on it evenly to release the gas.
The stick took out the biggest firecracker, lit it, aimed at the female toilet, and threw it in.
His actions were done in one go, without any sloppiness. At such a young age, he already had the bearing of an ancient famous general.
Jia Zhang-shi trembled as she entered the public toilet. Although there was a cover above the public toilet, it was still snowing outside. When someone came to the toilet, they would bring snow water.
Therefore, the entire public toilet was wet and slippery.
However, Jia Zhang-shi had always been cautious. She found a place and squatted down.
"Did you bring paper?" Jia Zhangshi realized that she had forgotten to bring the paper and asked a woman squatting next door.
"Bring…"
However, before the woman could finish speaking, she heard a loud bang from the latrine pit below her…and then a chill ran down her butt.
The woman was shocked and stood up screaming.
Jia Zhang-shi was old, after all. Although she was still vigorous, especially when she was younger, she was slippery. She was so frightened by the loud noise that she squatted down!
Fortunately, Jia Zhang-shi was fat enough and was stuck in the squatting pit, so she didn't fall directly into the latrine pit!
It could be seen that no matter where a noble person went, he would be blessed by the heavens, even in the public toilet...
"My new cotton-padded jacket!"
" That son of a b * tch?!" Jia Zhang-shi was cursing, but she was clearly frightened and repeatedly called for help.
"Hurry up and call for help!" Jia Zhang-shi didn't care about the dirt anymore. She stretched out her hands and tried to grab something.
However, her body was stuck in the squatting pit and she was in the toilet. What could she catch?
Not to mention that the ground was still wet and slippery.
She struggled to stand up again, but then another cannon shot rang out from the latrine pit below her!
This time, Jia Zhang-shi was scared out of her wits. Her body had no strength and she directly slid down from the squatting pit!
Just as the stick was about to light another firecracker outside, a woman holding up her pants suddenly rushed out of the toilet.
The woman's expression was shocked and angry. She pointed at the stick and said fiercely,"Bastard!"
At this moment, two men ran over, one middle-aged and one young. They seemed to be the woman's family. After listening to the woman's toot, they knew the reason.
The young man was obviously hot-tempered. He stepped forward and kicked the stick over!
Then, the middle-aged man also rushed up and kicked hard!
But who is the stick? After being kicked to the ground, she immediately…wailed and covered her head with her hands.
"Saving people! Someone fell into the latrine pit!" At this moment, someone suddenly shouted.
It turned out that the person was about to go to the toilet, but when he was about to squat down, he saw a hand reaching out from the squatting pit, accompanied by a cry for help...
The woman was frightened, but when she saw that it was a person, she quickly ran out and shouted for help.
With this shout, the people on the street who had been watching the stick meme being beaten gathered again.
Yan Jiekuang also happened to be at the right time. He was young and was at the age where he liked to play. He was originally watching the stick being beaten up happily, but he was attracted by the cry for help.
There were already a lot of people on the street. Coupled with the cheers, the people nearby all came out to watch the show.
When there were more people, there would naturally be some who were kind-hearted. A few kind-hearted people leaned on the cement board covering the latrine pit and took a look. They found that there was indeed movement inside...
Therefore, after a quick discussion, a few strong men came out and moved the cement board away with all their might.
When the truth came out…there was indeed someone in the manure pit! However, with his back facing the crowd, he was desperately trying to crawl out of the squatting pit…
However, the pit had been soaked for many years and was even smoother than snow. How could he climb up?
"This person looks quite fat. How did he fall in?”Some people asked questions, but no one could answer them.
Yan Jiekuang liked to watch the show. He squeezed into the crowd and saw the person in the pit. He saw that the person was covered in white and yellow, including his hair.
The scene was so disgusting that Yan Jiekuang couldn't help but retch before he could take a closer look.
More and more people gathered near the public toilet, and the streets were densely packed with people.
However, these people were divided into two groups. One group watched the stick stick being beaten up. Of course, there were also people who tried to stop the fight. However, when they heard the stick's great achievements, they would enthusiastically give him a kick.
The other group craned their necks to look into the manure pit. At the same time, they were holding back their laughter and discussing how to save people.
However, today was the eve of the Lunar New Year, and everyone was wearing new clothes and hats. If they were to save someone, they would definitely be stained with feces…unlucky!
The interaction between the two groups of people was serious. One moment, they looked at the beaten stick, and the next moment, they looked at the strange person in the manure pit. It was as if they were going to a fair.
Yan Jiekuang was happy to share the news. After retching for a while, he squeezed out of the crowd and quickly ran to the courtyard house, ready to report the news to everyone!
However, the road was already full of people. Since they didn't have to go to work today, a few people from the nearby Siheyuan came out.
Such a lively situation originated from that firecracker…
"Kuangzi, what's up ahead?"
As Yan Jiekang rushed home, he was pulled back from time to time to ask about the situation.
"Someone fell into the latrine pit!"
Yan Jiekuang was smiling happily. Whenever someone asked him, he would gesture with his hands and explain. It was even more festive than the New Year.
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