"Hahahahaha…"
"I can't take it anymore, my family. I can't laugh anymore!”
Yang Chaoyue: I've never been so speechless in my life!”
"Xu Zeng, be a human!"
"Hey! Hahaha!"
……
There were all kinds of things being said here.
The netizens were so amused by Xu Zeng that they couldn't eat anymore.
How could this be!
Anyone who had lost weight before would understand.
It was when you were strictly forbidden from eating anything today and could only eat cucumbers and fruits. At this time, a bad friend was by your side, tempting you with fried chicken and roast duck!
He even ate it very happily!
That feeling at that time!
He really wished he could pull out his tendons and skin this person alive, chop him up and feed him to the dogs!
It was too disgusting!
It was too infuriating!
Completely inhumane!
"You want to die!"
Yang Chaoyue was so angry that she was about to cry!
"Xu Zeng, Xu Zeng…"
Teacher He was afraid that Xu Zeng would really make Yang Chaoyue cry from anger. If he really made the guests cry from anger during the recording of the program, there would be an accident.
It's okay to play around, don't make people cry.
"Haha…"
Of course, Xu Zeng knew his limits.
After teasing Yang Chaoyue a few times, he was a little impressed when he saw that she didn't have any reaction and really didn't want to eat.
He said,
"I didn't expect you to be so patient. Alright, I admire you.”
At this point, Xu Zeng grinned and said,"
"I'm deeply moved. I suddenly feel like singing. I want to recite a song to encourage you!”
"Ah?"
Xu Zeng's sudden coquettishness flashed everyone's waist!
"Pfft…"
Teacher Huang and Teacher He next door had just picked up their rice bowls!
Teacher Xu Zeng, can you restrain yourself a little?!
Can you not be so cheerful?
"Come!"
Xu Zeng didn't waste any time. He went straight to his room, took out his computer, and organized it briefly...
"Ding ding dong dong…"
A very brisk and familiar accompaniment came from Xu Zeng's computer.
"How did it suddenly change to the singing segment?”Mr. He covered his face and laughed.
Everyone didn't know whether to laugh or cry at Xu Zeng's sudden change in direction!
Even Yang Chaoyue looked over curiously…
The netizens expressed,
"F * ck! Is Teacher Xu Zeng going to sing?"
"It's a little sudden!"
"Could this really be the rise of a singer?”
"Wow!"
……
Every time Xu Zeng sang, he seemed to be in a strange situation.
It was like this when he sang Yang Chaoyue's " Ugly Person ", and it was the same when he suddenly burst into song during dinner.
Can't you just flirt properly and sing when you feel it?
The netizens didn't know whether to laugh or cry at him!
However, Xu Zeng's song was worth listening to!
The morning's Ugly Person had already gone viral on Penguin Music next door!
……
"Ding ding dong…"
A burst of electronic music accompanied by drum beats came from Xu Zeng's computer!
"Roar!"
With the howling of the accompaniment, Xu Zeng sang along with the accompaniment for Yang Chaoyue to hear!
……
"The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up!”
"Every time you eat an extra grain of rice, you have to say sorry!”
"Magic mirror, magic mirror, look at you. Where is your collarbone?”
Xu Zeng pointed at Yang Chaoyue!
"Beauty, you have to be beautiful. You have to become a heartthrob!”
……
The rhythm was really relaxed, and the lyrics were really emotional!
"Wow! How cheerful!"
Teacher He and the others were moved by the accompaniment!
And the lyrics were really about losing weight!
A grain of rice, collarbone…these keywords!
Xu Zeng was a talent!
Also, Xu Zeng pointed at Yang Chaoyue and sang such lyrics. Was he sure he wasn't mocking her?!
Yang Chaoyue was speechless.
Her saber was already thirsty!
……
"In order to become a small waist, you hold your breath every day!”
"In order to wear a bikini, you ate grass and became a salad spirit!”
"It's hard to give up on a natural beauty. Unfortunately, you're not tired of eating anything!”
Xu Zeng pointed at Yang Chaoyue.
"Work hard! You want to become a heartthrob!"
Then, a soft chant came from the accompaniment!
……
" Calories, calories, calories, calories…"
"Calories are your natural enemy!"
"Burn your calories!"
……
Only now did many of the audience understand that Xu Zeng was singing Yang Chaoyue!
"Wow! This song is too sensational!"
The netizens were shocked!
"It feels so appropriate!"
"Teacher Xu Zeng, why don't you change your name to Women's Friend! How do you know so much about girls losing weight?!”
"Listen to the lyrics! In order to become slim, she held her breath every day!”
"In order to wear a bikini, you ate grass and turned into salad powder? Pfft…Are you serious, Xu Zeng?!"
"Haha! Look at Sister Chaoyue's eyes!"
"I feel like Xu Zeng's singing this song is completely mocking Sister Chaoyue!"”
……
Move it for a spin!
Entering the chorus!
"Bye-bye donut!"
"Pearl milk tea instant noodles!"
"Hotpot Rice and Big Pot Chicken!"
"Take it away, take it away, don't be shy!"
"Bye-bye!"
"Quit cola and grease!"
" Couch takeout and gaming!"
"Don't stay up late and hurt your body!"
……
This part was very positive!
He called on everyone to get rid of the bad habits of those young people!
However!
“emmm……”
Many people who were careful found it strange!
Why was it that a song that could make people quit drinking coke and greasy food was all about snacks?!
Everyone wanted to ask!
Xu Zeng, are you sure you're not deliberately coveting Yang Chaoyue?!
……
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