Siheyuan: I actually became Xu Damao’s son
35 You blew up our stick meme like this! You want us to compensate you? Evaluation

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The stick meme's current appearance would be very popular if it was made into a GIF. He looked like a refugee from Africa. His entire face was blackened, and only the whites of his eyes could be seen.

When Qin Huairu heard the continuous sounds of firecrackers outside, she wondered who was having a joyous occasion. Why hadn't she heard about it? She hung the clothes and looked outside.

"Aiya, where did this black child come from?”When Qin Huairu saw a black-skinned, limping child appear at the door, she was still in a daze. It was only when the dark-skinned child called her mother that she came to a realization.

"Awesome, are you awesome?" Qin Huairu asked carefully. To her, this scene was very strange.

"Mom, what are you talking about? Speak louder. Why can't I hear you clearly?”The thug was still in a daze from the explosion. He could not hear Qin Huairu calling him from afar.

"Awesome. Mom asked you, how did you do this?”Qin Huairu shouted loudly.

"It was Huang Xiaohao. He blew me up with a firecracker!”Two streaks of tears flowed down the stick's dark face.

"It's that bastard Huang Xiaohao again!" Qin Huairu was furious when she heard that.

"Let's go to Xu Damai's house to settle the score! Otherwise, they will think that we are easy to bully!”With that, she pulled the stick and rushed to the backyard.

Only Lou Xiao'e and Huang Xiaohao were at Xu Damao's house today. Xu Damao went to the brothers 'factory to play a movie.

"Where's Xu Damao? Xu Damao, look at what your son has done to my child!”The moment Qin Huairu arrived at the Xu family's backyard, she began to denounce them.

Lou Xiao'e opened the door and saw Qin Huairu leading a 'black child'. She couldn't help but chuckle and say,""Haha, where did this African kid come from?”

"How is it an African child! Lou Xiao'e, you're doing this on purpose, right?!" Qin Huairu said angrily.

"Haha, is this a joke? How did it become like this? I almost couldn't recognize it!”Lou Xiao'e covered her stomach and laughed.

Qin Huairu was even angrier when she saw Lou Xiao'e still smiling.

"It was your Huang Xiaohao who blew it up with a firecracker! Look at how the meme exploded! You still have the cheek to laugh!"

"Even if Xu Damao isn't here today, you still have to give an explanation, right? How can a child be blown up like this during the New Year?”

Qin Huairu cursed angrily.

"Hey! Who asked him to use firecrackers to blow up Aunt Lou first! I've said it before, I'll return it tenfold!”At this moment, Huang Xiao Hao returned from outside. When he saw Qin Huairu reprimanding him, he hurriedly said.

'Ding! Rage from the meme 100'

'Ding! Rage from the meme 110'

'Ding…from Qin Huiru's rage 110'

Seeing the system's distress points slowly rising again, Huang Xiao Hao was happy. It seemed that the day when his distress points broke through 5000 was just around the corner!

"What's wrong? Does your family have selective amnesia?”Huang Xiao Hao also continued to be unforgiving.

"Awesome, is what he said true?”Qin Huairu turned around and asked.

Qin Huairu saw that the joke did not deny it, so she knew that it was probably true.

"Th-that doesn't mean that he'll be blown up like this! Do you think we orphans and widows are easy to bully?”Qin Huairu's anger still could not be appeased, and she still refused to let it go.

"Hey, what's going on? Where did this black child come from?" Xu Damao returned with his cart.

Qin Huairu could not help but become even angrier when she saw the father and son behaving the same way.

"Xu Damao, look at what your son has done. He has caused my black child, no, stick, to explode like this!”Qin Huairu had finally found the head of the family. In her excitement, her mouth went bald and she called the stick a black child, causing Xu Damao to laugh as well.

"Haha! No, Lil Hao, you did this!”Xu Damao pointed at the stick and said with a smile.

"That's right! Who told him to use firecrackers to blow up Auntie Lou first!”Huang Xiao Hao was adamant about this.

"Haha, good. Revenge must be taken. This is like my son! But what kind of firecrackers were so powerful?”Xu Damao was puzzled.

"I spent a lot of money buying eight firecrackers for him!”Huang Xiao Hao deliberately said vividly.

'Ding! Rage from the meme 89'

'Ding! Rage from the meme 100'

'Ding…from Qin Huiru's rage 99'

'Ding…from Qin Huiru's rage 102'

Huang Xiaohao looked at the System Interface smugly as it reaped the anger of Qin Huairu and her son once again. He was overjoyed in his heart.

"Hey! You prodigal brat, you spent so much money just to blow people up with firecrackers?”

Xu Damao scolded Huang Xiaohao for the money, then he looked at his chicken coop again.

"Hey! Ezi! Why did our chicken lose so much feathers! And why was it in a daze? It didn't lay any eggs today!”Xu Damao would go home every day to check on his precious chicken to see if it had laid eggs, especially in the past few days when he could pick up eggs from the chicken coop.

"Dad, you'll have to ask him what he did to our chickens!”Huang Xiao Hao said.

"Awesome, you want to steal chicken again?!”Xu Damao was also shocked. Why was this child always thinking about his chickens?

"Xu Damao, don't slander me! Don't tell me you still want to frame us and send him to that damn place!”Qin Huairu said nervously.

"Aiyo, there's no justice in this world. Our Jia family only has one child left. Do you want to destroy my precious grandson so badly? Today, this old woman will fight it out with you!”At this time, Jia Zhangshi suddenly rushed up and tore Xu Damao's clothes.

"Hey! You pious old woman, don't do anything!" Xu Damao first made a tactical backward tilt and raised his eyebrows. Seeing that Jia Zhangshi was still unwilling to give up, he pushed her, but he didn't expect Jia Zhangshi to lie on the ground while waiting.

Huang Xiao Hao had seen this scene in his previous life when an illegal peddler fought with the city enforcement officers. It was called pengci!

"Hey, you damn old woman, you know how to scam people!”Huang Xiao Hao also pointed at Jia Zhang Shi who was lying on the ground and scolded.

"Xu Damao, what's going on?”First Uncle also came over. He saw Jia Zhangshi lying on the ground and immediately questioned Xu Damao.

After Jia Zhang-shi's ruckus, almost everyone in the courtyard knew about it. Many people who liked to watch the show surrounded it, and the courtyard became lively for a moment.

"What else can happen? This brat is having ideas about my old hen again!”Xu Damao said unhappily.

"Awesome? Where's the guy?" Grandpa One didn't recognize the meme for a moment.

"Here!" Qin Huairu hurriedly pulled the stick in front of Grandpa One.

"Is this a joke? What happened?" Grandpa One said in surprise.

Only then did everyone notice the black child's joke, and the crowd burst into laughter.

Qin Huairu regretted not helping him deal with it first before looking for Xu Damao. Now, she had become the laughing stock of everyone.

"It was Huang Xiaohao, that bastard. He was playing with firecrackers on my son!”Qin Huairu immediately said angrily.

"He deserves it. My E'zi was even blown up by firecrackers!”Xu Damao hurriedly explained.

"Then what's with this chicken?”Grandpa One felt a little confused.

"My chicken was blown up by firecrackers. It's too scared to lay eggs now!”Huang Xiao Hao continued.

"Boom!"

The crowd immediately exploded. Everyone's eyes were all on the dumbstruck chicken in the chicken coop.

"What do you mean? Huang Xiaohao, have you seen the fried chicken with the stick?”At this time, Shazhu happened to return home and heard Huang Xiaohao talking about the fried chicken with stick stalks.

"He admitted it himself!" Huang Xiaohao smiled evilly as he looked at the meme.

"Hua--" The crowd once again erupted in amazement.

"This punk really remembers to eat but not fight. He just released it and he's already playing these tricks.”

"Yeah, I think this child is crippled!”

"I knew it. This kid is good at doing bad things. He even threw firecrackers into the well water! If I say a few words to him, he'll blow me up with firecrackers!”Aunt Ding stood up and said angrily.

Seeing that the meme had suddenly aroused public anger, Grandpa One's head was throbbing.

Second Uncle walked up to Qin Huiru with his hands behind his back and questioned,""Qin Huairu, how did you teach your child? She actually made him do such sneaky things!”

"That's right. I work hard to feed this old hen every day and hope that it will lay an egg for me every day! Now that he was frightened by the stick, he couldn't lay any eggs anymore. He was dumbfounded! Grandpa Yi, what do you think we should do?" Xu Damao quickly said, gesturing emotionally as he spoke.

"Compensate! If you don't pay us 5 yuan, call the police and let the police arrest him again!”Huang Xiao Hao seized the opportunity to speak.

"I don't think we should call the police for such a small matter!”Grandpa One looked at Huang Xiaohao with a serious gaze and said, thinking that this kid was really ruthless. Sometimes, he really couldn't see through what he was thinking.

Grandpa One would always try to smooth things over. He had come with the principle of reducing big matters to small ones and reducing small matters to small ones. However, he couldn't help but feel that the meme had already caused public outrage.

"Yes! I think we should send him in and discipline him. Who knows what trouble he will cause for the rest of us one day!”Aunt Ding was naturally the first to jump out and say.

"Sigh, this kid really remembers to eat but not fight. If you ask me, this is fine!”

"Hey, I thought it was just children fighting, but the situation is much worse!”

When Qin Huairu heard that they were going to send the stick to the police station again, she started to get nervous. Jia Zhangshi, who had initially wanted to get up, lay down again halfway when she heard that not only were they going to pay compensation, but they were also going to send the stick to the police station. She started to throw a tantrum again.

"Huang Xiaohao, you demon king, isn't it enough to blow up our stick memes like this! You want us to compensate you?"

In Jia Zhang-shi's eyes, Huang Xiao Hao was simply more of a fool than her!

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