"What should we do? Awesome, how do you feel!" When Silly Pillar understood, he was no longer afraid. He clapped his fists and said.
"Boohoo! Silly Zhu, you enemy, if anything happens to the stick, I won't live anymore!”Qin Huairu hugged the stick as she cried and cursed.
"The heavens are blind. They're going to make my Jia family extinct, Dawei! Mom's life is so bitter!" Jia Zhangshi also hugged the head of the stick and cried.
"Silly Zhu, hurry up and take our boy to the hospital. What are you still standing there for?”Among the three women, only Qin Jingru was still awake. She quickly reminded Shazhu.
"Yes, yes, hurry! Awesome, I'll carry you to the hospital!" Silly Zhu finally recovered from his daze.
"Cough cough! Mom, my stomach hurts. I'm scared!" The stick kept coughing and crying. Saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth as he shouted indistinctly.
"You damned child, I told you to drink pesticide, I'll let you drink pesticide again!”Qin Huairu's sorrow and fear had turned into anger. She slapped the stick hard.
"What's wrong with you guys? Why are you crying?”First Uncle had just finished his afternoon nap when he heard Qin Huairu's cries and quickly ran over to ask.
After Qin Jingru briefly explained what had happened to Grandpa One, Grandpa One was also shocked. Silly Zhu had already put on a stick.
"Silly Zhu, don't rush to the hospital. I'm afraid it's too late to see this reaction!”First Uncle quickly pulled Silly Pillar back.
"Ah!" Jia Zhang-shi couldn't stand anymore after hearing Grandpa Yi's words. She felt dizzy and sat on the ground again, crying loudly.
Qin Huairu's face turned pale in an instant. It was as if she had fallen into an ice cellar.
"Master Yi, what should we do now?”Silly Zhu was so anxious that his forehead was covered in sweat. He thought to himself, if the stalker really died, then he would not be able to escape responsibility.
"Go find the old lady. The old lady is knowledgeable.”Grandpa One said.
The few of them had no other choice but to place their hopes on the Deaf Old Lady.
Silly Zhu quickly carried the stick and ran to the backyard. At this time, Yu Li, Yan Jiecheng, Second Uncle, Xu Damao, Huang Xiaohao and the others already knew that they had all come to the Deaf Old Lady's house.
"Old lady, the stick drank pesticide. Do you always have a way to save him?”Silly Zhu quickly asked.
"Did you drink pesticide?" The old lady was also surprised.
The old lady's shrewd eyes looked at the expressions of these people and roughly understood.
"There are also many people who drink pesticide in the countryside.”the old lady said.
"Golden Juice?" Qin Huairu seemed to have just realized what was going on. She suddenly felt hopeful." Yes, yes, the old lady is right. Quick, quickly drink the golden liquid to induce vomiting!”
Qin Huairu, who came from the countryside, had heard of the golden liquid before. The golden liquid was the liquid of feces. Although it looked disgusting, it was nothing compared to her son's life.
"Silly Zhu, quickly go get a bucket of dung water!”The Deaf Old Lady ordered.
Silly Zhu responded, put down the stick and quickly went to get the manure water. This wasn't just a save-the-stick meme, it was also saving him. He didn't dare to delay for even a moment!
"Will the meme really die?" Yu Li asked Yan Jiecheng with a frown.
"It's really hard to say if he drank the pesticide. Perhaps the old lady really has a way to save him.”Yan Jiecheng said.
"If this child wants a bicycle, he can just tell Lil Hao. There's no need to drink pesticide!”Xu Damao said.
"Sigh! Human lives were at stake. Qin Huairu really had no idea how she had educated her child!”Second Uncle said with his hands behind his back.
Huang Xiaohao thought that if the meme really died, he would feel a little bad. After all, if he hadn't messed with the bicycle, the meme wouldn't have died.
In order to get the manure, Silly Zhu even fell down on the road. First, he covered his entire face with feces and even spilled it on his head. The feces dripped down from his hair along his face, but he couldn't care less. If he had to go all out to save the stick, he really had the guts to blow up the end of the bunker.
By the time he carried the two buckets of manure to the backyard, everyone was far away from him because of the stench on his body.
The stick was clutching his stomach with a pale face. When he saw that there was something yellow hanging from Silly Zhu's body and head, he felt like vomiting. However, he could only retch, but he could not vomit it out.
"Silly Uncle, what are you doing? No, I won't drink this even if I die!”The stick was so scared that he retreated. Silly Zhu, who was holding a gourd full of feces in front of him, was like a big evil person who was smiling malevolently and forcing him to drink poison.
Seeing the stick resist so much, Silly Zhu was also stunned.
Qin Huairu could do nothing but cry.
At this moment, it was still First Uncle who stood up."Old Liu, Xu Damao, you two help me suppress the meme!”
Liu Haizhong and Xu Damao saw that saving people was more important, so they quickly came up to hold the stick. Yan Jiecheng also came up to help.
The stick stopped struggling, but he bit his lip and refused to open his mouth.
Just as everyone was at their wits 'end, they heard Huang Xiaohao shout,"Disperse, watch me!"
He took a step forward and punched the stick in the stomach. The stick finally opened its mouth in pain.
"Hurry up! Silly Zhu, drink it quickly."
Under the terrified gaze of the stick, a ladle of feces was poured into the stick's stomach, and the stick also shed tears of humiliation.
When everyone let go of the stick, he lay on the ground and began to vomit desperately.
"Yue--Ugh--Yue--"
He could only hear the stick continue to vomit, causing his tears and snot to flow.
"One time isn't enough, drink a few more times!" Grandpa One said.
"Just to be safe, if this bucket isn't enough, there's still that half bucket!”Xu Damao said with an evil smile, as if he was watching the show.
Thus, the three of them started to press the stick again, and Silly Zhu continued to pour.
"Silly Zhu, don't get so close to me, the shit on your head is going to fall on my head!”Xu Damao said in disdain. At this time, they were squatting down to hold the stick, while Silly Zhu was half-squatting to pour the shit into the stick.
Following that, Silly Pillar poured it down and spat it out. The bucket of excrement water was slowly decreasing.
At this moment, the stick meme had already vomited until he was about to collapse.
"Hey! What was going on? Aiyo, why is it so smelly? This!”At this moment, Third Uncle came back after filling a bucket of medicine. He heard the commotion in the backyard and knew that there must be something interesting to watch, so he quickly ran over to watch.
"The guy drank Pesticide, and Silly Zhu and the others are pouring him with Golden Juice!”Yan Jiecheng said.
"A stick drinking pesticide?" Yan Fugui said in surprise. Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of something and quickly asked,"Where did he get the pesticide?”
"How would I know? It might be from the Stupid Pillar House!”Yan Jiecheng said. Then, his eyes suddenly became a little strange as he said,"Dad, don't tell me that the medicine belongs to our family?!”Many people heard his question and looked at Third Uncle!
"Awesome, did the pesticide you drank come from Third Uncle's house?”It was only then that Grandpa One remembered to ask about the pesticide. He had been so busy thinking about how to save the little stick that he had forgotten to ask about it.
The stick thug lying on the ground nodded weakly.
"Boom!"
The surrounding crowd exploded.
"Hey, wait a minute, so you stole my #2 potion. I was wondering why it disappeared in the blink of an eye!”Third Uncle finally understood. Then, he laughed until tears were about to come out.
"Third Uncle, how can you still have the face to laugh? My boy almost died!”Qin Huairu said angrily.
"That's right! Although you didn't give this potion to the stick, if anything happens to the stick, you won't be able to get away with it!”Silly Zhu said.
"Silly Zhu, how can you say that? That's what the stick wanted to drink. What does it have to do with our old man!”Yan Jiecheng was unhappy when he heard that, but he turned around and asked Yan Fugui," But Dad, why are you laughing?!”
"This pesticide is the latest product. The country came up with this new product because there are too many people in the countryside who drink pesticide. This new medicine contained the first and second agents. Before using it, the two agents had to be mixed in a certain ratio before they could react and produce medicinal properties. The toxic one was the first agent, and the second agent only had a catalyst effect. It was not toxic to the human body alone.”Yan Fugui explained.
"Ah?" Silly Zhu was dumbfounded once again.
Bang Geng laid on the ground and stared at Sha Zhu with hatred. At this moment, his hatred towards Sha Zhu deepened once again. If it wasn't for the moment when Sha Zhu opened the door, he wouldn't have drunk this potion, much less be fed the golden liquid.
The stick meme did not reflect on himself, but once again blamed everything on the stupid pillar.
"Shh-"
At this moment, everyone heaved a sigh of relief, especially after Qin Huairu's torment. She had already lost all her strength and sat on the ground once again. She was finally fine.
It was different for the others. From the matter of life and death just now to the current situation, it turned out that the pesticide that the stick drank was not poisonous at all.
The stick was also hallucinating because he was afraid. He felt that he couldn't live anymore. When he was nervous, his stomach hurt.
"Hey! This was great. He had drunk so much golden liquid for nothing.”Someone began to gloat.
"He deserves it. Let's see if he dares to threaten his mother again!”
In fact, many people in the hospital did not sympathize with the stick. They had already hated him when they saw him stealing. This time, after he came out of the juvenile detention center, he had become even worse.
"Sister Qin, take the stick back and have a good rest. I'll clean up here!”Silly Zhu said to Qin Huairu.
"Thank you, everyone. I've troubled everyone!”Qin Huairu thanked him profusely.
Huang Xiao Hao was also secretly amused. This time, he had drunk his fill. This idiot's contribution was the greatest!
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