"Everyone's living conditions are better now.”
"Yes, this era is much better than before.”
Hou Minglou and Sun Yue had been talking for ten minutes.
He had no intention of stopping.
The audience below the stage was already laughing their heads off.
Hou Minglou, Sun Yue, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian took turns to fight.
He felt like he was going to have cramps from laughing today.
Hou Minglou and Sun Yue also realized this.
He took the initiative to slow down the pace and spoke unhurriedly.
He let the audience take a break.
"I was strolling with Old Guo and Yu Qian when Old Guo suddenly pointed to the ground.”
Hou Minglou also pointed.
"Brother Qian, let's discuss this. You should eat this pile of dog shit…"
"Go!" Sun Yue pushed Hou Minglou.!”
"Yeah, that's what Brother Qian said back then.”
He replied and continued to act as Old Guo.
"How about this? If you eat it, I'll give you 100,000 yuan!”
"Whoa!" Sun Yue gasped.
"Is Old Guo really that generous?"
"You're so generous!" Hou Minglou nodded.”
"This doesn't seem like Old Guo."
"I really don't want to."
Hou Minglou looked at the audience.”
"He only gave Brother Qian 200 yuan for one act, and he even had to get Brother Qian to help him get a taxi home.”
"He can take out 100,000 yuan?"
Alright.
Guo Degang became a stingy person in his mouth again.
"Yes, he is." Sun Yue did not spare any effort to splash dirty water.
"Hey, that's not right!"
Sun Yue suddenly thought of something.
"Is this a matter of money?"
"Forget about 100,000, even a million can't really lie on the ground and eat dog shit!”
The audience was stunned.
He suddenly burst out laughing!
Hou Minglou and Sun Yue had surrounded them.
He thought that Hou Minglou would insult Old Guo as usual.
This sudden turn of events allowed them to react.
From Hou Minglou's words…
It wasn't that Yu Qian didn't want to eat, but he was afraid that Old Guo wouldn't give him money.
He knew that this kid was up to no good!
"Guess what happened?" Hou Minglou continued to speak cheerfully.
"Old Guo didn't believe it when he saw Yu Qian."
"On the spot-"
"100,000 yuan on the spot?”Sun Yue was puzzled.
"Don't interrupt!"
"Don't breathe so heavily!"
The two of them suddenly bickered.
The audience's appetite was whetted.
"On the spot-"
"I took out a bank card from my wallet and stuffed it into Yu Qian's hand.”
"Yo, what a rare sight." Sun Yue teased.
"Yeah, at that time, Brother Qian and I thought that Old Guo had changed his mind.”
"Yu Qian can buy it when he sees it.”
Hou Minglou began to act as Yu Qian again. He reached out to the ground and put it in his mouth to chew.
"Eh, no, dog shit tastes so good.”
Sun Yue watched Hou Minglou's performance.
His face was intoxicated.
It was as if he was eating some delicacies.
"Brother Qian likes this."
Hou Minglou smacked his lips.
"Um…chocolate."
Chocolate flavor…
These four words made everyone laugh.
This kid really wasn't afraid of a beating!
Sun Yue nodded.
"It's just making money. It's not shabby."
Hou Minglou was almost amused by his expression.
"Brother Qian, Old Guo, and I will continue walking.”
"The more Old Guo thinks about it, the more upset he gets. A hundred thousand yuan is gone just like that!”
"Who would have thought that it could be eaten?”
"Eh, that's true. Who would have thought that he would really dare to eat it?”
"Actually, Yu Qian doesn't feel good either.”
Sun Yue was curious.”
"It's not that."
Hou Minglou said lightly.
Sun Yue was completely shocked.”
"Isn't Yu Qian scheming?"
"With Old Guo's personality, he wouldn't really give him 100,000 yuan.”
"I'm 80% sure that I've been deceived."
Sun Yue was amused.”
"You can't say that."
Hou Minglou was also amused.
"What? Didn't you taste it?”
Pa, pa, pa…
The applause was thunderous.
The audience, who had just caught their breath, were amused by Hou Minglou and Sun Yue.
He even tasted it?
According to what you mean, Yu Qian still made a profit?
"After taking a few more steps forward.”
"The more Brother Qian thinks about it, the more he thinks that something is wrong. He must have been tricked by that old fellow Guo Degang!”
"I have to think of a way to get the money back!”
Sun Yue looked as if it was only right.
"I have to give you the money."
"Money is hard to earn, but sh * t tastes terrible."
Money is hard to earn and shit tastes bad.
This could be considered to have completely exposed Yu Qian's psychological activities!
"Don't say it. This sentence is quite classic.”
"Indeed…"
"Money is hard to earn, but sh * t tastes terrible."
The audience sighed.
Sun Yue's words probably sounded like it was just for fun.
Take a good look.
It did make some sense.
……
Hou Minglou shook his head.”
"Another pile of dog shit on the ground."
And dog poop?
The audience's hearts were on tenterhooks.
Let's see what kind of tricks Hou Minglou would continue to play!
"Yu Qian said so."
"How about this, eat this pile of shit, and I'll give you 100,000 yuan.”
"Old Guo also thinks that he can still earn 100,000 yuan.”
"Then eat it!"
Hou Minglou said.
The performance immediately began.
He started to scoop up food from the ground to eat.
After eating, he even wiped his mouth.
"This time, it's matcha-flavored."
"After he finished eating, he stretched out his hand and asked Yu Qian for money.”
Sun Yue nodded.”
"Brother Qian and Old Guo discussed this.”
"Old Guo owes Brother Qian 100,000."
"Brother Qian owes Old Guo another 100,000 yuan."
"This time, we're completely even. No one owes anyone anything.”
He suddenly stretched out his hand and made a gesture.
"Please!"
"Please!"
"What do you mean?" Sun Yue tugged at Hou Minglou.”
Hou Minglou waved his hand.
"The two of them walked away with their arms around each other's shoulders.”
"Damn it, he left me there alone!”
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