"Oh, I can't read."
Hou Minglou had a look of realization.
Yu Qian was amused.
"You only reacted now!"
"Yes!" Hou Minglou suddenly raised his voice.
"I can't read!"
Guo Degang pointed at Hou Minglou.
"You're still arrogant."
"What kind of person is this?"
Hou Minglou didn't care at all and had an indifferent expression.
The audience watched with great interest.
The three of them were arguing with each other.
It was really interesting.
The three of them criticized each other for a while.
He was completely enjoying himself.
Hou Minglou said that Old Guo was short, black, and fat.
Old Guo said that he was illiterate.
His name was Yu Qian, Donkey Whip.
Yu Qian told Hou Minglou to be more aphrodisiac.
The three of them exchanged blows.
Cuckold King!
The commander-in-chief of the Mongolian Navy!
100,000 yuan to eat dog shit!
An artist from Japan!
Culture was limited!
One joke after another burst out from their mouths.
Using the various jokes from the crosstalk earlier.
The few of them were getting more and more angry at each other.
The audience was getting more and more excited.
"These three really know how to play."
"I didn't say anything new, but I'm still so happy.”
"This is how smart he is."
"Although they are all old things, you still want to laugh when you hear them!”
The audience gasped in amazement.
Every time they said something bad.
It made people think of the previous performance and could not help but laugh.
They cursed each other for more than ten minutes.
They finally stopped.
"It's not a good thing for us to keep doing this.”
"Yes, it's not very good."
"Change to another one."
"Alright, change it!"
The three of them changed the topic.
It was not a good thing to keep slandering each other!
At this moment.
The three of them noticed Hou Zhen playing with his phone at the same time.
He continued to watch.
They looked at each other.
At the same time, he pointed at Hou Zhen!
"I'm talking about him!"
"Yes, it's Hou Zhen!"
"Say Hou Zhen!"
The three of them had a tacit understanding.
Hou Zhen, who was playing with his phone, inexplicably felt that he had been shot!
Old Guo turned around.
"Then let me tell everyone a little bit about our Young Marquis 'story.”
Young Marquis.
Those who often listened to crosstalk knew this very well.
Hou Zhen!
Hou Baolin's grandson, known as the Young Marquis in Jianghu.
He was also in Deyun Club now.
This…
He was also a legendary figure in Deyun Society!
"A few days ago, I went out for a meal with my senior brother and Hou Zhen.”
"Yes, there is such a thing."
Hou Minglou complimented.
"Hou Zhen's mouth never stopped talking.”
Hou Minglou followed up.
The three of them spoke vividly, immediately drawing the audience in.
"This dish is called cashew chicken. I love cashew chicken the most.”
Hou Minglou's voice wasn't too strange, as if he had phlegm in his mouth.
However, everyone could hear it clearly.
This was true kung fu.
"Yes, he likes this stuff."
Old Guo nodded.
"Because he has cashew chicken, so it's called asking for chicken.”
Hou Minglou continued to nag.
"After the cashews are cooked, I chew them in my mouth.”
"After the chicken is cooked, I chew it in my mouth.”
"After the oil is added to these two, I chew them in my mouth.”
"Isn't this nonsense!"
Yu Qian's words amused everyone.
This might be the earliest nonsense literature!
However, it still sounded very interesting.
"But there's something wrong with today's dishes. There are two pieces of meat that don't look like chicken but meat.”
"Of course, the diced meat with cashew nuts isn't that bad either.”
"Of course, if you're all meat, I'll be fine, but there are still a few peanuts in here.”
Yu Qian couldn't listen anymore.
"Why is it so messy!"
"Can peanuts and cashews be the same?"
"Of course, the peanuts will also be crispy and fragrant after being oiled.”
"Why does it smell like this?"
Old Guo also looked like he had a headache from his nagging.
Hou Minglou waved his hand.
She also looked like she couldn't continue.
"That's all. You went on and on for 40 minutes!”
"The kitchen is quiet, and I can only hear him rambling.”
"There's a person next to him who can't even cut the meat with a small knife.”
"Yes, I'm annoyed." Yu Qian expressed his empathy.
Hou Minglou's nagging just now.
It just happened to bring everyone present into the situation.
Let alone the audience.
It's annoying to hear it!
"In the end, there was no other way. The knife was pointed at Lord Marquis's buttocks.”
Puchi.
Hou Minglou said.
"What's going on?"
"Hey, I stabbed my butt."
Old Guo nodded and interjected.
"Lord Marquis turned his head and said,'This cashew chicken is crunching and fragrant.”
"What are you talking about?"
"Hurry up and send him to the hospital!"
Yu Qian was stunned.
The audience was amused.
This Hou Zhen, his mouth was so loose!
"Yeah, we quickly sent him to the hospital.”
"The doctor took off his pants and wiped him with the alcohol cotton pad for twenty-five minutes.”
Yu Qian was stunned.”
Hou Minglou smiled." The doctor said that Teacher Hou should wash your butt when you perform crosstalk in the future."”
"Alright!" Yu Qian was amused.”
"Eight and a half catties of cotton alone." Old Guo's stroke was a stroke of genius.
The audience laughed even louder.
The three of them worked together.
It was really not abrupt at all!
"Doctor Ren said it at the time."
"Mr. Hou."
"You've really opened my eyes!”
Hou Minglou said mischievously.
The entire hall burst into laughter!
"This doctor is quite cultured. He even knows how to use two-part sayings.”
Yu Qian secretly cursed Hou Minglou.
What kind of two-part saying was this?
The audience's laughter broke through the roof at this moment.
Cao Jin below the stage.
He already had a look of despair on his face.
Numb.
This time, he was completely numb.
Hou Minglou was a monster!
He actually brought Guo Degang and Yu Qian to contribute to the performance!
With him as the master!
"If Guo Degang had brought me along…to act like this.”
"I'm afraid I've already become famous!"
Cao Jin's chest heaved up and down.
A wave of anger suddenly surged up.
It was all Guo Degang's fault!
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