"Dear friends, hello!”
The two of them first greeted the audience.
"The two of us are crosstalk actors from Deyun Society.”
"My name is Hou Minglou."
"My name is Sun Yue."
After a simple self-introduction, they had already begun to come to life.
"If you want to talk about our Deyun Club, the person I admire the most is the class leader, Guo Degang, Teacher Guo.”
Hou Minglou had just finished speaking.
Some people below the stage laughed.
You admire Guo Degang?
Hasn't Old Guo suffered enough from your slander?!
Hou Minglou…
Did he change his mind?
"Yes, I admire you too, Ms. Guo."
"Don't think that I'm Ms. Gilligan's senior brother. Actually, I can't compare to Ms. Gilligan.”
Hou Minglou suddenly sighed.
"Aiyo, look at what you're saying."
"Ms. Hunt is a university student."
" I graduated from Shaanxi University."
Hou Minglou said.
The audience who was listening to the crosstalk was amused.
Is it okay to eat in Shaanxi Province?
Learn what?
Learn to eat?
He knew that he would inevitably slander Old Guo!
Isn't this starting again?
"Normal University."”
"There are no universities in Shaanxi Province."
"Shaanxi Normal University."”
"But after graduation, Ms. Gildern didn't pursue her original profession.”
"What's your major, Ms. Guo?"
"When Ms. Gordon was in the Faculty of Arts, she studied the repair of imported excavators.”
Sun Yue nodded subconsciously.
He immediately reacted.
"What did you learn?"
Hou Minglou said righteously," I'm repairing an imported excavator!”
Sun Yue said helplessly, Why doesn't he learn how to drive a hand-guided tractor?”
"Oh, this might be a second major.”
Sun Yue didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"There's no such major. Is there anyone who studies this in the Faculty of Arts?”
"Why doesn't he go to Lanxiang to learn?”
Hou Minglou was still smiling despite being scolded.
"I didn't go to college!" she said rationally.”
Good heavens.
The audience was amused.
This was not shameful, but proud!
"This rhythm is so comfortable."
"Hou Minglou's skill is still high."
"He brought people to life before he even performed. What do you think?”
"That's true. There aren't many crosstalk actors who have this level.”
The bullet comments floated by.
The audience watched happily.
This was different from small theatres and special performances.
That would have to be recorded and uploaded online.
Now.
Watching it on TV or in front of a computer, it was not as good as the second-hand mosaic.
This was also one of the reasons why Hou Minglou had started a variety show.
Deyun Club could take root in a small theater.
But sooner or later, he would have to step out and step onto a bigger stage.
"I've come to my senses now. I have to study hard.”
Hou Minglou was still swearing.
"Yes, I have to work hard."
"Otherwise, if I can't keep up with this knowledge, I'll be embarrassed to be Ms. Gordon's senior brother anymore.”
"Recently, I've started to study all kinds of books.”
"You know how to read books now." Sun Yue nodded gratefully.”
"It can be said that I've already reached the point where I can't put a book in my hand.”
"Yo!"
Sun Yue exclaimed in surprise.
It was as if he was saying,"You know how to read books too?"”。
"Detective Conan, One Piece, I have them in my hands.”
Hou Minglou could be said to be very familiar with it.
The smile on Sun Yue's face froze as she pulled Hou Minglou away.
"Look at the Dragon Ball set and the Saint Seiya set. Do you know that these are the Four Great Masterpieces?”
Hou Minglou looked at Sun Yue in surprise.
"Is that so?"
Puchi!
The audience couldn't hold back their laughter.
Hou Minglou's expression was too despicable!
Cute.
"What is it? Can't you read some proper books?”
Sun Yue was speechless.
"I read serious books too."
"What book are you reading?"
"Idiom dictionary."
Hou Minglou said.
The audience below the stage was already laughing out loud.
This had already been brought into the atmosphere of crosstalk.
A small joke could make people laugh.
"Forget it, don't laugh at him. Idioms are the essence of our country's culture.”
Sun Yue continued to throw words at Hou Minglou.
"Yes, we've all learned this."
"Everyone has learned a lot."
"What goat farted?”
"Old woman, get under the covers--you're making me laugh.”
"Firecrackers on a cow's butt--that's awesome.”
Hou Minglou spoke more and more enthusiastically.
When the audience below the stage got a taste of it.
He was already laughing his head off!
Where did Hou Minglou go to make up so many two-part sayings?
Each one was funnier than the last!
At this moment.
These two-part sayings had not appeared yet!
Hou Minglou threw them out so densely.
The audience's faces were cramping from laughing!
"Hou Minglou is really talented.”
"Hou Minglou is really an old granny hiding under the blanket-he's making me laugh!”
"Why are you selling it on the spot?”
"These few two-part sayings of his are really like a sheep farting.”
The group of people had already started playing online.
He grabbed Hou Minglou's crosstalk.
Tossing and turning.
He had even started to create other crosstalk!
He looked at Hou Minglou, who was full of himself and had a look that said," Look at how much I know. Hurry up and praise me."
The audience couldn't help but feel excited.
Now, the audience was laughing so hard that they were falling back and forth.
Sun Yue quickly stopped him.
"Wait, is that an idiom?"
"Which teacher taught you that dictionary?”
"Hi!" Hou Minglou waved his hand.
"This isn't because my family was poor when I was young and I didn't go to school.”
"It was all taught to me by Ms. Hunt."
"Go, go, go." Sun Yue waved her hand.
"What's wrong with this? You're still teaching people with this level?”
He still hadn't forgotten about Old Guo Hei!
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