He scratched his head in embarrassment and continued,"I wanted to hear some gossip, so I secretly hid in the corner and eavesdropped. It turned out that it was a middle-aged woman in her fifties. When she came back from her mother's house last night, she was teased by a drunkard. In the end, if the drunkard didn't run away, who knows what would have happened.
You don't know how many wrinkles there are on that old woman's face. But I think that drunkard probably can't tell the difference between the old and the young at night. He'll go up and kiss her."
"Stop, stop. Just skip this part and say it later.”Xu Damao almost vomited. Was there a need for you to explain in such detail?
"Oh, oh, oh." Ju Yi was about to laugh to death in his heart, and he said with a vibrant expression,"Then I heard that old woman say that this matter should not be made public. She seemed to be enjoying it. After that, there was nothing else. So, I came to the factory to look for Silly Zhu to make some food.”
Silly Zhu:
Xu Damao was speechless.
Don't talk, I feel like throwing up.
Silly Zhu's expression was a little shaky as he thought to himself," No way, this really happened last night! This is too much of a coincidence. The heavens are really helping me!
As for Xu Damao, he was already starting to doubt his life.
It would be good if it was a big girl, but why was it an auntie? Who should he reason with!
Ju Yi laughed wildly in his heart. That collection of emotions was so awesome.
"Well, you haven't told me yet. What's going on?”
Silly Zhu burst out laughing and shook his head,""It's okay, it's okay. I'm just playing with Xu Damao. I'll untie it now.”
"Right, right, right. Silly Zhu was just playing with me.”Xu Damao didn't dare to say anything else and nodded repeatedly.
At this moment, he did not dare to say anything else.
Ju Yi looked at them in puzzlement and said unhappily,"I say, Silly Zhu, aren't you joking a little too much? Why did you strip Brother Damao's pants clean?”
"My fault, my fault. I did go overboard.”Silly Zhu repeatedly nodded and admitted his mistake. He kept untying Xu Damao's rope.
"Hey, I'm just kidding. Brother, don't take it seriously.”He looked at Silly Zhu with a complicated expression, he didn't know what to say.
Initially, he suspected that Silly Zhu was messing with him and did something groundless, but the current situation didn't seem like it.
He didn't believe that there would be such a coincidence. Maybe he really did something last night.
However, thinking about it, he felt like vomiting. This matter had caused a ruckus.
"Silly Zhu, where are my pants?"”
Silly Zhu quietly pointed in the direction,"It's over there for you to dry." Let me tell you, Xu Damao, we're from the same courtyard. Also, Juyi said that the old woman said that she wouldn't tell anyone. Otherwise, I won't help you.”
Xu Damao nodded repeatedly, even a little fawning.
He had no choice. With such a huge weakness in his hands, how could he not be afraid?
After untying the rope, he ran over without saying anything. However, after taking a look, he immediately shouted,"Silly Zhu, my pants!"
He glanced at Ju Yi, who was looking at them in confusion, and whispered,"Where's the underwear?"
Silly Zhu frowned and shook his head." How would I know? Did you leave it outside?"”
Actually, he knew best whether Xu Damao had done anything bad. He was the one who hid the underwear.
But since things had already come to this, how could he not continue acting?
If he didn't punish him, he would be done for.
Of course, there was no need to send him to the security department because they would know that it was definitely not Xu Damao's doing. When the time came, he would be the one to be criticized.
However, she was still very happy to trick him a little.
"It can't be, right? So unlucky?" Xu Damao muttered in his heart, but he did not doubt his words. His legs were already freezing, so he quickly put on his cotton pants.
At this moment, Ju Yi said, No, why do I feel like the two of you are hiding something from me?
As he said that, he closed the distance between them by one meter. The emotions were absorbed into the space, making him feel extremely happy.
"No, no, of course not. How could I hide it from you?”
Xu Damao quickly grinned and pulled him out.""Let's go. Brother Ju, you haven't eaten yet. I'll treat you to some fried dough sticks and soy milk outside.”
After the two of them left, Silly Zhu finally couldn't hold back his laughter and started laughing. However, he was afraid that he would be heard, so he quickly covered his mouth.
Then, he picked out a pair of underwear from under the table with a wooden stick and threw it into the fire."I'll see how you explain it when you get home without your underwear! Five yuan for a chicken, I'll make you bathe!”
However, as soon as he put it in, an indescribable smell rushed out and he quickly blocked his nose."Hey, good fellow, this smell."
Outside the factory, Ju Yi sized up Xu Damao from head to toe, causing him to have goosebumps all over.
"No, brother, why are you looking at me?”
" Brother Da Mao, tell me the truth. The thing you did with Silly Zhu just now, was it last night…"
"Impossible!" Xu Damao almost jumped up, his heart thumping. He denied it immediately,""Your sister-in-law is so beautiful. I, Xu Damao, am dumbfounded. I don't want the woman in my family and want to flirt with a fifty-year-old auntie? Brother, you can't say things carelessly."
"That's true. Sister Moth is so beautiful. Why would you like an auntie?”"That's good, then I'll have something to talk about." Ju Yi nodded in agreement. Hehe, I have to find a chance to talk to the aunts in the factory. When the time comes, they will introduce me to a beautiful girl.”
"Don't!"
Xu Damao's heart almost stopped.
How could he not know the nature of those aunties? Even groundless rumors could cause a stir, let alone this kind of thing.
He dared to say that as long as Juyi said it today, everyone in the factory would know before night fell.
At that time, if they were to investigate, it would be terrible! Wouldn't he become famous in the entire academy?
"What's going on, Brother Da Mao?" Ju Yi was puzzled.
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