"Look at you. I was just joking. Who would have thought that Lou Xiao'e would cry like this? Fine, fine, fine. It's my fault. I'll admit my mistake tonight.”
"Don't."
Ju Yi stopped him. Seeing the other party's puzzled expression, he said,"If you admit it like this, how are you going to be a neighbor in the future? You could have just given him the underwear this morning. Now that he knows that you lost the underwear and caused such a ruckus, if you admit it so easily, he will hate you to death!”
You can't just admit it. If you say that, Xu Damao will know that I'm talking nonsense.
"Then what should we do? He couldn't really let Xu Damao acknowledge him, right?”
Silly Zhu only wanted to punish Xu Damao, but she really didn't want them to get a divorce.
As the saying went, it was better to tear down ten temples than to ruin a marriage. That was something that lacked virtue.
More importantly, if this matter was really investigated, he would not be able to bear the consequences. How could he not know whether Xu Damao did it or not?
"You do this." Ju Yi rubbed his temples and said,""Just say that last night, Xu Damao was drunk and went to the cafeteria to have a drink with you. He even wanted to pee at the entrance of the cafeteria, but you saw him. You couldn't stand it, so you took off his pants and threw them into the cafeteria. Then, to punish him, you burned his pants.”
"Hey! This idea was pretty good! He and I can be considered to have been hit with a big stick, right?”Silly Zhu laughed happily.
Ju Yi pretended to have a headache and looked at him."Silly Zhu, we're all from the same courtyard. You can't do this next time. Even if you beat him up, it's better than this. Also, say it in front of everyone during the general assembly at night. Don't let those old ladies in the courtyard spread it around without doing anything.”
Yes, play more in the future. I support you.
"Alright, I'll listen to you. Thank you. Tomorrow night, I'll go get some meat. Let's drink some tonight?”
Silly Zhu was quite grateful.
"Alright, I deserve to eat your meat. I'm impressed by the two of you. I'll go and inform Xu Damao first. Don't let it slip.”
After saying this, he entered the courtyard and went straight to Xu Damao's house.
"How was it?" Xu Damao's heart was trembling. If this matter was not handled well, forget about the future, he would not be able to get through today!
Ju Yi nodded." Alright, I've settled this matter for you. Silly Zhu isn't someone who doesn't know the severity of the matter. Although he has a grudge with you, it hasn't reached that stage. Playing around is just playing around, but he still knows the severity of the matter.”
"That's good, that's good. Thank you so much, brother.”
Xu Damao was truly grateful. This could be considered as saving him.
As for Silly Zhu, he would not forgive him so easily.
In Xu Damao's opinion, regardless of whether he did it or not, if it wasn't for Silly Zhu, he might have run away!
However, he had been frozen for a night and was beaten up when he came back. He was also holding back his anger.
"Just wait and see. This matter is definitely not over! Right, wasn't Qin Jingru going on a blind date with Silly Zhu? I already wanted Qin Jingru and Juyi to be matchmakers, so now I have to do this even more.”
Ju Yi waved his hand and advised," Brother Damao, I'll settle this matter for you. That's because there are no outsiders. If another outsider finds out about this, what will happen!?" You'd better be more careful in the future. We all know about men, but don't let them catch you!”
She added silently in her heart, Look at me, I'm fine.”
Xu Damao nodded repeatedly and said with a smile,"Blame me, blame me. This was actually a coincidence. I was drunk yesterday, and I didn't do it on purpose. He would definitely pay attention in the future. After today, let's go out for lunch tomorrow.”
"Let's talk about it tomorrow. Also, no matter what you do in the future, you have to be careful. Especially this matter, it's not a joke.”
...........
At night, in the short period of time that Ju Yi was here, the second assembly of the entire academy began.
This time, the main character had become Xu Damao.
Xu Damao sat there dejectedly. Beside him, Lou Xiao'e's eyes were red and tears could be seen.
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai said in a deep voice,""Everyone knows that Xu Damao didn't return last night. When he came back this morning, he lost his underwear!”
The surrounding neighbors laughed.
How could they not know what it meant to lose their underwear?
First Uncle pressed his hand down and said sternly,"I'm here to discuss Xu Damao's style!”
"First Uncle, I didn't." Xu Damao replied unconfidently, his eyes constantly hinting at Ju Yi.
Ju Yi returned a reassuring look. Only then did he heave a sigh of relief in his heart and become a little bolder.
"Hey, Second Uncle, do you believe me?"
Second Uncle put his hands in his sleeves and leaned back in his chair."Now, some people are saying that you have a problem with your style. The evidence is that you're not wearing underwear.”
"Who said that!" Xu Damao asked.
Ju Yi nudged Shazhu from the side. Shazhu understood and quickly raised his hand."I said it."
He stood up and grinned as he cupped his fists.
"The neighbors, uncles, uncles, aunties, aunties. I'm to blame for this. I just wanted to explain this matter clearly to all the neighbors.”
He cleared his throat and said," It's like this. Last night, Xu Damao, didn't he accompany the leaders to drink? He must have drunk about half a kilogram. Damao?"”
Xu Damao nodded.
"Ah, that's right.”Silly Zhu seemed to have realized something and said,""Everyone knows that Xu Damao and I don't get along, but I didn't expect him to drink last night and come to my kitchen to get drunk. At that time, I ignored him. He looked like he couldn't even stand properly. I couldn't beat him up, right?”
"Then, he cursed and left. I didn't expect him to want to pee at the entrance of the canteen. So, I dragged him to the side. Then, he peed on his pants.”
"I took a look. It can't be. It's cold outside and my pants are wet. If I go back, I'll freeze. Hence, she dragged him into the kitchen. However, she did not expect him to actually fall asleep. She could not wake him up even if she called him.”
"Hahaha ~"
The neighbors immediately laughed out loud. Peeing on their pants was a little funny.
However, they understood that drunkards were all like this.
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