Seeing that the commotion had been settled, Ju Yi shook his head and silently walked back.
His reaction was the same as most of his neighbors.
He looked on coldly and remained silent. This matter had nothing to do with him.
One was willing to be beaten, one was willing to suffer, one was enjoying, and one deserved it.
What could he do? He was not Silly Zhu's father.
Besides, didn't Silly Zhu's father, He Daqing, abandon his two sons and run away for a widow with four children?
That was why they were so traditional.
"How is it? What happened?”
Lou Xiao'e didn't pick up her chopsticks and kept waiting for Ju Yi to come back, just like a virtuous wife.
Ju Yi said in surprise,"Didn't I tell you to eat first? Why are you waiting for me? I'm just going to join in the fun. I'll be back very soon."”
"You said that you were just going to join in the fun and come back in a while. I was just waiting for you to come back.”Lou Xiao'e said with a smile.
When Ju Yi heard this, he shook his head inwardly. He felt that he had shaken his head too many times today.
Why did Xu Damao want to kick such a good wife?
Of course, that was referring to the original work.
"The stick was blown up with firecrackers…"
He looked at the dishes on the table and exclaimed,"Hurry up and eat. We'll talk about it after eating. Otherwise, we'll lose our appetite.”
As he spoke, he picked up his chopsticks and took a bite.
......
After eating, Ju Yi told Lou Xiao'e about what happened earlier, leaving her dumbfounded.
"This Silly Zhu must be stupid. As expected of his nickname. What does this have to do with him? Why is he joining in the fun? Those who don't know might think that there's something between them.”
"Who cares? This is his private matter. We can't interfere. What can we say?”
He Yuzhu was probably the only one who could do such a brainless thing. Otherwise, no one would call him an idiot.
Just say that she was married to Qin Huairu. Little Dang Huai Hua kept calling her silly dad. If it were Juyi, he could kill her with a slap. However, Silly Zhu felt that it was pretty good. Don't you think it's infuriating?
"You don't know the scene at that time. That rice field..."
"Ugh, don't say anymore. I feel like vomiting just listening to you."
Ju Yi blinked, secretly feeling that his decision to not say anything before eating was a wise one.
........
At Silly Zhu's house, He Yu was sulking. Even the things he bought on the streets today didn't smell good.
"What's wrong?" Silly Zhu asked despite knowing the answer.
He Yushui snorted."Silly brother, you're really generous. You compensate others with five or six yuan. I just wanted to buy something, but I couldn't even bear to take out two or three yuan.”
"Look at you. Why are you still lowering yourself to the level of a child? We're all neighbors. It's good to help as much as possible.”
He Yushui looked at him coldly and chuckled.
"That's right. We're all neighbors. Your sister can't compare to others."”
After saying this, he slammed the door and left.
"Heh, this child is throwing a tantrum.”
"I don't know whose temper he took after. He's so insensible.”
After grumbling a few words in dissatisfaction, he added two more briquettes to the stove and wanted to lie down in bed to sleep.
However, just as she was about to lie down, her stomach started to churn. She quickly sat up straight and ran to the toilet.
However, he seemed to have forgotten something important…
As time passed, Silly Zhu's legs were numb from squatting. He felt that some things had dried up and he could stand up without wiping his butt.
However, he was unwilling to give up. He wanted to wait for someone to go into the toilet to give him tissue paper. He tried his best to hold it in and come out to moisten it.
Outside, the stick saw that no one had entered the toilet for a long time, so he took out one from his pocket…Firecrackers…
More importantly, these firecrackers were quite big…
He looked around and ruled out the possibility that there were people around. He lit it up and threw it into the manure pit before running back happily.
He thought,'It should be fine now. I keep putting it in my pocket. No matter how I think about it, it feels a little uncomfortable.'”
"Bang ~"
For a moment, feces and urine flew everywhere…
The fermented manure pit was filled with water and would not freeze even on snowy days. This was also why the stick terrier was interested in this explosive point.
However, no matter how much he calculated, he did not expect that there would be someone inside...
"F * ck! Which f * cking bastard set off a cannon!"
Silly Zhu was a little dumbfounded. He felt that today was a little unlucky.
He had forgotten to bring tissues to the toilet.
Forget it. He was still thinking that he could ask someone to help him bring some when they came to the toilet. Who would have thought that it had been half an hour and there was not a single person? Could it be that they did not even come to pee?
More importantly, just as he was about to pull it out halfway, a firecracker exploded, scaring him so much that half of it was snapped. That feeling of not being able to go up or down was indescribable.
More importantly, he felt a cool sensation on his butt. It was cooler than the cold wind.
Hence, he was stunned. He wanted to stand up and display his God of War's elegance, but just as he was about to stand up, he realized that he did not bring any paper…
Hence, he became even angrier.
"Little bastard, don't let me catch you. Otherwise, you'll suffer!”
Fortunately, the neighbors were also shocked and ran out to check on the situation. When they heard the curses in the toilet, they quickly ran to the toilet to check. Only then did they realize that Silly Zhu's legs were numb.
Who did this?"
"I don't care who did it. Hurry up and get me some paper.”
Even the physique of a wargod couldn't withstand such a horse stance.
"Oh, oh, oh."
The neighbor quickly brought over some paper, but it was hard paper now. It was fine to wipe his butt. Anyway, his butt had already been scraped for a long time, so he didn't mind. But what about the rice on his butt?
Shazhu awkwardly revealed a smile that was uglier than crying,""Brother, bring some hot water over.”
Sigh, there was no other way. Even the War God had to submit to the tyranny of life.
The neighbor held back his laughter and quickly nodded in agreement before running out.
He didn't dare to speak, afraid that if he did, he would laugh out loud.
After a long time, Silly Zhu ran out with a black face. He changed his clothes as soon as he got into the house. Then, he threw the clothes outside and ran out.
He was going to catch the murderer.
And the murderer was not difficult to catch...
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