"F * ck! These two Old Bi and others really knew how to seize the opportunity!”
"Buy a new bicycle? To think that you could think of that!"
Just as Second Aunt and Liu Haizhong were discussing how to suck Yang Fan's blood, little did they know that Yang Fan had already heard their conversation!
Don't ask, just ask!
To put it bluntly, his hearing was better than a dog's.
However, since he had only cultivated for a month, his ability in this aspect was still limited. For example, he could only hear the voices of the people in the backyard. As for the people in the middle court, he could not hear them clearly.
But even so, Yang Fan did not use this ability on a daily basis, because every time he heard it, it was the sound of those aunties and uncles laughing at night. It was uncomfortable.
Just now, he also wanted to probe Second Aunt's psychological thoughts. After all, if this old thing really suspected that he had an affair with Lou Xiao'e, he had to think of a way to deal with it.
She did not want to destroy the entire forest because of a tree.
She thought that she was smart. Liu Haizhong had guessed correctly, but he was dragged back by Second Aunt. Speaking of this, she really had to thank Second Aunt!
"You still want to suck my blood? Haha."
Yang Fan sneered. Not to mention that she didn't receive Lou Xiao'e's money at all. Of course, Lou Xiao'e did offer to give him money just now, but he rejected it.
He wasn't deliberately pretending in front of Lou Xiao'e, but it wasn't necessary now. He didn't lack money. When he needed money in the future, he wouldn't be lenient.
After all, Lou Xiao'e was a rich woman.
Back to Liu Haizhong's evil thoughts. He wanted to cheat him of his money with such a small trick? F * ck!
Turning off the lights and lying on the bed, Yang Fan was still unsatisfied with what happened with Lou Xiao'e.
Now, this woman had been completely captured by him. She even proposed to divorce Xu Damao. He didn't even use that power boost.
Even if Xu Damao didn't agree to the divorce, when the time came, he would say that this guy was born with no family. If that thing didn't work, Lou Xiao'e would definitely force him to divorce. Even Jesus couldn't stop her.
As for Xu Damao and the stick meme, should he plead with the police?
Nonsense!
He wouldn't be so free to do that.
What did it have to do with him whether he lived or died?
How dare that brat smash his window? This was the price!
Yang Fan was in a good mood at this time. It was just that the newspaper had covered the window and made it a little windy. It was chilly. He decisively escaped into Shennong Space. After all, it was spring all year round here.
Arriving at the small wooden house, Yang Fan casually took an ancient book to read. Because no matter what year it was, having many skills was never a burden.
……
The next day.
Liu Haizhong and the Second Aunt woke up early in the morning. Under Liu Haizhong's instructions, the Second Aunt even made five eggs!
One had to know that these five eggs were enough for Liu Haizhong to drink at least three meals!
Therefore, the Liu brothers, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, were also very surprised. What, their stingy parents had changed? Five eggs for breakfast?!
"Alright, Old Liu, here you go.”
Unexpectedly, under the watchful eyes of the two of them, the scrambled eggs were handed to Liu Haizhong by the second aunt. After that, Liu Haizhong was about to go out with them.
Both of them were dumbfounded.
What did he mean?
Not for them to eat?
Even if it wasn't, this old man didn't need to go out to eat, right?
"Dad, Mom, what are you doing?"
"Go, children shouldn't pry into adult matters!”
After Liu Haizhong finished speaking, he left the house and walked towards Yang Fan's house. On the way, he looked left and right, afraid that he would be discovered.
"Mom, is Dad sick? Why did he bring our eggs to Yang Fan's house?”
"You're the one who's sick! Your dad is doing this for our family.”
Second Aunt scolded her two sons, but they still didn't understand.
Hence, she could only tell them what happened last night. Both of them were equally shocked after hearing it.
" Yang Fan has 300 yuan?!"
"Keep your voice down! Don't let anyone hear you."
The Second Aunt covered Liu Guangtian's egg-sized mouth." I'm warning you two, this matter must not be spread out. Yang Fan's money can only belong to our family. If others find out, it will be a bad thing. I'm not done with you two!"”
"No, we won't."
When the two brothers heard that, it was indeed a good thing. When they cheated him and borrowed money, they could also benefit from it.
"Yes, don't worry, Mom. We'll keep this to ourselves. However, can you stir-fry some eggs for us too? We eat salted vegetables every day and we're about to vomit.”
"Go away. The eggs are for your dad to drink. It's a waste for the two of you to stay at home and do nothing every day.”
Aunt Er's harsh expression made the two brothers speechless.
This was her biological mother.
Liu Guangtian was indignant." Mom, if you do this, don't blame us for not being filial to you in the future!"”
"That's right. Parents are unkind, and children are unfilial. If you cook eggs for us now, we'll give you back in the future.”
Liu Guangfu revealed the classic lines in the original plot, but unfortunately, the second aunt also went in one ear and out the other.
"Do I still expect the two of you to support me in my old age? Then I'll starve to death! Get out of my way. Don't be an eyesore here.”
After saying that, the Second Aunt leaned against the window to check on the situation. The two brothers looked at each other in tacit understanding, as if saying that no one would support these two old misers in the future!
In fact, these two fellows who kept their word did it in the end.
Parents are not kind, children are not filial.
This sentence was not just for show.
When the Second Aunt lay on the hospital bed in the future and no one visited her, she would probably understand the meaning of this sentence.
However, this was all in the future. Right now, the two brothers were also spying.
Liu Haizhong came to Yang Fan's house and knocked on the door. He used a flattering tone that was completely different from his previous love of showing off his official authority and shouted softly,"Yang Fan, are you awake? I'm your Second Uncle, open the door."
No matter how one listened to his tone, it sounded like a big bad wolf pretending to be Little Red Riding Hood.
As soon as he shouted, he heard footsteps coming from the room. Yang Fan suddenly opened the door from inside. Liu Haizhong, who was eavesdropping, almost plunged into Yang Fan's pants.
"Yo, isn't this Grandpa Second? What's going on? It's not even the New Year yet, why are you thinking of coming over to kowtow to me?”
"You, hehe, Yang Fan, I realize that you're getting better at joking recently. I'm so old, why would I kowtow to you during the new year?”
Liu Haizhong changed the topic." However, it's right for this old man to care for his juniors. Look, I came over early in the morning to bring you breakfast. There are five eggs and this steamed bun. Hurry up and eat."”
"Second Uncle, you don't come to me for no reason. Don't tell me you have something to ask of me after I ate your food?”
"Ah, this…No, you're thinking too much again. I'm just here to see you. If there's really something, it's about Xu Damao's family losing a chicken the day before yesterday.”
Now, everyone still thought that the chicken in Xu Damao's house was stolen by Silly Zhu. Liu Haizhong said sincerely,"Yang Fan, I'm sorry. I was really wrong. I didn't expect to misunderstand you.”
"I'm really old and muddle-headed. You're such a good student. How could you do those sneaky things? Just forgive Second Uncle. Anyway, didn't you prove your innocence in the end?”
Yang Fan sneered after hearing this. This old thing, did he learn Sichuan opera before? His face changed so quickly?
However, he had also figured out that this quality of being flexible had been played by these vampires.
He didn't say anything. He took the plate of scrambled eggs from Liu Haizhong's hands and started eating the steamed buns.
Eat, why not?
It would be a waste not to eat the free breakfast that was delivered to her door. Otherwise, she would be letting down the filial piety of the elderly.
As for finishing it, didn't he say that he would be fine? Then let them go.
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