"How would I know where the underwear is? Anyway, I've already given you my clothes." Xu Damao pretended to be ignorant and explained.
Lou Xiao'e was anxious when she heard this. Her husband was drunk last night and had not returned. He had even lost his underwear. This was not a small matter. She suspected that Xu Damao had done something bad last night.
She immediately started arguing with Xu Damao. She picked up the broom and waved it around, chasing Xu Damao out of the bed.
"Xu Damao, you better explain clearly. Where did your underwear go?!”
Lou Xiao'e's shout attracted the attention of the neighbors in the courtyard.
Xu Damao was wearing long johns and was being chased by Lou Xiao'e with a broom. It was a miserable scene.
"Lou Xiao'e, what's wrong? What happened?" Second Uncle Liu Haizhong walked forward and pulled the two of them apart.
"Second Uncle, please judge for yourself. Xu Damao was drunk last night and didn't return. He couldn't even find his underwear.”Lou Xiao'e said angrily.
When Liu Haizhong heard this, he knew that he couldn't solve this problem.
Otherwise, how could he be Second Master?
He was neither good nor bad at doing things, so he revealed the word "second".
Liu Haizhong thought to himself. If he couldn't solve it alone, there were still two masters in front of him.
Why don't we just hold a full-court meeting?
Not long after, the courtyard held a general meeting about "Underpants".
The three masters were all present, and all the neighbors were present.
The culprit, Xu Damao, stood in the middle of the courtyard in a sorry state.
His wife, Lou Xiao'e, crossed her arms and stood angrily opposite him.
Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu were both present. Silly Zhu and Yan Jiecheng sat on the same bench, while Qin Huairu and her mother-in-law, Jia Zhangshi, sat on the same bench.
Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu exchanged glances. He secretly gave Qin Huairu a look, meaning," Sister Qin, just wait and see. I'll help you punish Xu Damao severely."
Qin Huairu blinked, implying that she had received it.
Lin Fan, who was standing in the corner, saw everything.
? Lin Fan knew that Silly Zhu wasn't a good person. Just the way he dealt with Xu Damao, normal people wouldn't be able to use it but he, Silly Zhu, did. Silly Zhu wasn't as honest as he looked. He was a despicable person.
In the past, when Lin Fan watched the drama " Love in the Courtyard ", he still felt a little bit of pity for Silly Zhu. Now, he didn't have a good impression of Silly Zhu.
A person like Silly Zhu, he looked pure and innocent, but he was actually sinister and cunning. He deserved to have no descendants!
Liu Haizhong, the official fan, saw that everyone had arrived. He was about to start speaking when a mocking voice suddenly came from beside him.
"Xu Damao, why did you lose your underwear? Where did you throw it? He must have done something bad last night when he was drunk, right?”Jia Zhangshi looked at Xu Damao and gloated,""Xu Damao, I don't even know what to say to you. You can't even serve your own wife, and you still go out and flirt?”
Xu Damao was furious when he heard that.
"Jia Zhang-shi, old beggar, what nonsense are you spouting? Who flirted with women? Don't spout sh * t here!" Xu Damao pointed at Jia Zhangshi's nose and cursed.
Jia Zhangshi hated it when people called her an old beggar. She was also angry. She jumped down from the bench, put her hands on her hips, pointed at Xu Damao's nose, and started scolding Xu Damao.
"Bastard Xu Damao, who are you calling an old beggar? You are the old beggar, your whole family are old beggars. Xu Damao, why don't you take a piss and look at yourself? Your wife has been married to you for so many years, but you two haven't had a child. Everyone says that your wife can't have children, but in my opinion, that's not the case.”
Jia Zhangshi turned her hand and pointed at Lou Xiao'e," Xu Damao, look at your wife's figure. It's not difficult to have a big waist and a round child, but why didn't you let her have a child?" This means that the problem lies with you, Xu Damao. You, Xu Damao, are a rooster who can only step on a hen but can't lay eggs.”
Boom!
The neighbors laughed.
Everyone knew that Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e had been married for several years and had never had a child.
Almost everyone thought that it was Lou Xiao'e's problem, but today, Jia Zhangshi gave them another answer from a unique perspective.
It turned out that the reason why the two of them could not have children was because of Xu Damao.
Especially when Jia Zhangshi called Xu Damao a rooster that only knew how to step on a hen and not lay eggs. This sentence was even more hilarious, and everyone laughed.
Lou Xiao'e carefully savored Jia Zhangshi's words, her expression changed several times, and she was secretly suspicious.
Lin Fan stood in the corner and laughed coldly in his heart.
In this courtyard house, there was indeed no one who was easy to deal with. Jia Zhang-shi had finally killed Xu Damao today, and the two of them would be mortal enemies in the future.
Xu Damao immediately panicked. He was anxious, angry, and furious.
"Jia Zhang-shi, you're bullshitting! You're talking nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart!”
Xu Damao cursed and was about to rush up and hit Jia Zhangshi.
"Xu Damao, you're the one who's farting! Tear your grandmother's mouth? How dare you! Come over if you have the guts. I'll scratch you to death!”
Jia Zhangshi also bared her fangs and brandished her claws. She moved her fat body and pretended to rush towards Xu Damao.
With so many neighbors here, they naturally couldn't let the two of them really fight.
A few aunties ran over to stop Jia Zhangshi, and a few young men stopped Xu Damao.
"Enough! Have you had enough?"
Yi Zhonghai was online. He slammed the table with a loud bang! It shook the porcelain jar on the table.
His voice was really effective. Jia Zhangshi did not make a scene, and Xu Damao did not scold anyone.
"You two still think that you're not embarrassing our quad? What's all the fuss about? What's there to argue about?"
Yi Zhonghai's face was stern as he glared at Jia Zhangshi and said,""Today, we are having a meeting to discuss the matter of Xu Damao losing his underwear. If you, Jia Zhangshi, don't sit properly, what are you causing?”
Jia Zhangshi was not afraid of Yi Zhonghai, but Qin Huairu pulled her back to the stool. Jia Zhangshi could only swallow her anger and did not say anything else.
During the meeting today, Jia Zhang-shi had given Yi Zhonghai face. If it was any other time, if he dared to speak to Jia Zhang-shi like this, Jia Zhang-shi would have long pointed at Yi Zhonghai's nose and scolded him.
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