Qin Huairu dipped her mouth into the chicken soup and ate a few mouthfuls of steamed buns. Then, she hurriedly took out a plate of peanuts from the cupboard.
"Huai Ru, what are you doing with the peanuts? Is this table full of chicken soup and fish soup not enough for you to eat alone?”Jia Zhangshi asked in dissatisfaction.
"It's not for me, I'll give it to Silly Zhu to coax him so that he won't be angry.”
As she spoke, Qin Huairu took out a small bottle of wine from the cabinet.
"Qin Huairu, are you crazy? How big is our family business? You're quite the money giver, aren't you? He earns 37 yuan and 50 cents a month. Does he need your pity?”Jia Zhangshi's expression immediately darkened as she berated Qin Huairu.
"Mom, can't you look a little further? If we kill Silly Zhu this time, do you still want to eat the bento boxes Silly Zhu brought back in the future?”Qin Huairu asked with a slow smile.
Jia Zhangshi was speechless.
It was true.
If they offended Silly Zhu because of the blind date with Qin Jingru, it would be a great loss for their family if Silly Zhu did not bring their family lunch boxes in the future.
"Moreover, this plate of peanuts and this half bottle of wine were stolen from Silly Zhu. Now, I'll bring the peanuts and wine over to comfort Silly Zhu. We don't match at all, but I can still make Silly Zhu happy. In the future, I'll continue to bring us lunch boxes home. Why not?”Qin Huairu explained to Jia Zhangshi with a smile.
Jia Zhangshi felt that her daughter-in-law was right.
"Hurry up and go, don't make Silly Zhu really angry. Our family still needs Silly Zhu's bento boxes in the future.”
This time, Jia Zhangshi did not object and even urged Qin Huairu to send it over to Silly Zhu.
Qin Huairu took the peanuts and half a bottle of wine to fool Silly Zhu. Jia Zhangshi suddenly felt a stomachache.
She had eaten too much chicken, duck, fish, and meat for lunch today and was stuffed.
She didn't feel anything at that time, but now that she was walking around, her stomach hurt so much that she couldn't stand it.
"Not good! I have to go to the toilet."
Jia Zhangshi tore up an old newspaper and rushed out of the house, heading straight for the toilet outside the courtyard house.
"Aunt Zhang, what happened?”
Yan Bugui was fiddling with his plants in the front yard when he suddenly saw Jia Zhangshi running out of the courtyard in a hurry. He asked curiously.
Who knew that Jia Zhang-shi simply ignored him.
Jia Zhang-shi wished she could give them two tight slaps!
Did you, Yan Laoxi, grow up eating river water? Why is it so wide?
What's it got to do with you if I run?
Jia Zhangshi didn't dare to stay for a moment. She was afraid that if she stayed for even a second, she would shit in her pants.
She rushed into the women's washroom.
Not long after.
A foul stench filled the women's bathroom.
"So comfortable."
Jia Zhangshi's muttering could be heard in the stench.
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After eating and drinking to his heart's content, he had nothing to do. He took the one yuan that Shazhu gave him and went to the supply and marketing cooperative.
He bought two candies for each of his two sisters and five for himself. Just as he was about to leave with his two sisters, he suddenly saw a small firecracker in the supply and marketing cooperative.
It was already early spring, and the new year had long passed. There were still firecrackers in the supply and marketing cooperative that had not been sold out.
Seeing the firecrackers, the meme's heart itched.
During the New Year, he didn't even have enough time to play with his little whip. Now that he still had a few cents on hand, he decided to buy a string of small firecrackers to satisfy his craving.
Moreover, setting off firecrackers in the alley was a rare thing. Wouldn't Buttface and Zhu Zi be envious to death?
After making up his mind, the stick spent two cents on a small firecracker and two cents on a box of matches. Then, he left the supply and marketing cooperative happily with his two sisters.
After leaving the All-Night Club, the stick lit a firecracker with a match on the street.
With a bang, the firecracker exploded into pieces.
The stick meme exclaimed in satisfaction.
"Brother, let me light a small firecracker too.”Little Dang said.
"Brother, Huai Hua also wants to light a small firecracker.”Huai Hua imitated her sister.
"Alright, alright, alright. Let's go back to our alley and whip them. We can't let the people in the other alleys hear us.”The stick walked away with his two younger sisters.
"Brother is right. During the New Year, Buttface didn't let us listen to his firecrackers. Now that we have firecrackers, we won't let him listen to them either.”Little Dang was just like a little puppy.
Huai Hua also jogged, closely following her brother and sister.
Back in the alley, the stick set off two firecrackers in a row. He also asked his two sisters to set off one each.
The sound of firecrackers attracted Buttface, Zhu Zi, and a group of friends.
"Awesome, did you set off the firecrackers just now?”
"Where did you get the money to buy firecrackers? Did you steal it?"
Buttface and Zhu Zi laughed at him.
The meme instantly became anxious.
"Bullshit! The money I used to buy the firecrackers was the lucky money my grandmother gave me.”The stick explained anxiously.
At this moment, a foul stench wafted over.
It was so pungent that Stick Stalker, Buttface, and the others covered their noses.
"It stinks!"
"It stinks to death."
The little ones were all choked by the smoke.
Buttface was the most mischievous one. He encouraged the cudgel,"Awesome, do you dare to throw a firecracker into the toilet?”
"Why not? Throwing firecrackers into the toilet. I did it during the New Year.”The stick meme said disdainfully.
"You're bragging, I don't believe you.”Buttface shook his head.
"Damn, if you want us to believe that you dare to do it, you can only throw a firecracker into the toilet right now.”Zhu Zi echoed.
The little friends said one after another as they roasted the stick on the fire.
How could a stick stand this?
He snorted coldly, lit a firecracker with a match, and threw it into the female toilet.
A loud bang came from the female toilet.
Immediately after, he exclaimed.
A woman's scream came from the women's bathroom.
The meme was shocked. He never thought that there would be someone in the women's washroom.
"Help…"
A cry for help came from the women's toilet.
All the little fellows present were scared silly.
Everyone looked at each other in fear.
Buttface was brave enough to walk into the women's washroom and take a look. Then he covered his nose and ran out.
"Awesome! Your grandma fell into the latrine pit!" Buttface covered his nose and said.
"It must be the firecracker you threw into the ladies 'toilet that scared your grandmother into falling into the latrine pit.”Zhu Zi added insult to injury.
The stick was so scared that he cried, and his soul was about to fly away.
His grandmother doted on him the most. He never dreamed that the person who had gone to the ladies 'room to relieve herself was his grandmother.
The stick quickly ran into the ladies 'room. The scene that greeted his eyes made him vomit out of disgust.
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