"You're really humble." Luan Yunping said sarcastically.
"That's right. Humility makes people improve.”
" My biggest characteristic is humility," Lin Yunhai said righteously.
Luan Yunping was speechless.”
"I understand what you mean. I was just joking with the audience."”
"It's crosstalk. It's just a few lines of laughter. If the audience is amused, our work will be considered completed."
Luan Yunping nodded.”
Lin Yunhai continued," Today, there are newcomers and old members of our Deyun Society. When you come up on stage, you have to introduce yourself. Let the new audience know who we are and let the old audience have a deeper impression of us."
"My name is Lin Yunhai."
Good!
Yunhai is so handsome!
Clouds of clouds, I love you
After Lin Yunhai announced his name, the female audience below the stage immediately let out waves of screams.
Seeing this, Lin Yunhai quickly stretched out his hands to suppress the sound waves."No need, no need!"
"No need to stop!"
hahaha
eh
Luan Yunping immediately followed up with a complaint,"So you're not letting them stop!"”
Lin Yunhai chuckled,"As an actor, there's no one who doesn't like applause and cheers."
"Now that you're done introducing me, let me introduce this teacher beside me."
"Actually, everyone is familiar with him. He is the head captain of our De Yun Society and also my senior brother Luan Yinping!”
Good!
Panpan
Captain Luan is too handsome
The audience was still very supportive, and there was a burst of cheers below the stage.
However, Luan Yunping, who was on the stage, could not stand it anymore."I didn't hear you clearly. Luan something Ping?？”
"Luan Yinping!" Lin Yunhai emphasized.”
hahaha
When Lin Yunhai first introduced himself, most of the audience didn't pay attention to his pronunciation. Now, when Lin Yunhai emphasized it again, everyone finally understood and laughed.
Luan Yunping waved his hand." I'm not Luan Yinping. My name is Luan Yunping. I'm from the Yun Family!"!”
"That's right, it's Luan Yunping!" Lin Yunhai started to play dumb.
"That's not what you said just now."
" Then what did I just say???"
"Luan Yinping!"
"Oh, that's right." "I've brought my personality into my name." Lin Yunhai laughed.”
"Go to hell!" Luan Yunping rolled his eyes at Lin Yunhai.
hahaha
The two of them were arguing with each other on the stage, while the audience below the stage laughed.
The atmosphere at the scene gradually warmed up.
Lin Yunhai: " I just like to joke around. Don't take it to heart, Senior Brother."”
"Alright, I won't argue with you."
Lin Yunhai: " How about this? I'll treat you to a meal. I haven't treated you to a meal since you became the vice president."
"Wait a bit."
Luan Yunping quickly reached out to stop Lin Yunhai,"Vice President?"
"What kind of words are you saying? Am I sick or something!!!”
hahaha
Hearing Luan Yunping's ridicule, the audience burst into laughter again.
Lin Yunhai looked innocent." Didn't you become the vice president? You're in charge of everything. You're the one who has to arrange the variety shows and commercial performances for the actors."
"As an actor of De Yun Society, isn't it normal for me to treat you to a meal and curry favor with you?”
Luan Yunping: " That's not what you said. What do you mean by 'vice-general'?!"!”
" Then what do you mean??"
" You picked up a vice president??"
" You stole a vice president position??"
" Snatched a vice president position???"
hahaha
eh
Lin Yunhai's words were getting more and more ridiculous, and the audience burst into laughter.
Luan Yunping frowned,"You're getting more and more ridiculous!"”
"I've become one!"
"I became the vice president."
Lin Yunhai waved his hand,"Alright, that's not important."
"It's not important now." Luan Yunping was speechless.”
"Anyway, you're the vice president, so I have to treat you to a meal."
"You don't have to be so polite. Um, what are you treating me to?" Luan Yunping smiled.？”
" Look, everyone. When it comes to food, you're grinning from ear to ear." Lin Yunhai pointed at the smiling Luan Yunping and complained.
The audience burst into laughter again.
Luan Yunping rubbed his hands,"It's always good to have someone treat you to a meal."”
"How about this, I'll treat you to dinner at my house!"”
"Eat at home?" "I thought we were going to a restaurant!" Luan Yunping frowned.”
Lin Yunhai waved his hand,"There's an old saying,'You need to fill your stomach with a home-cooked meal and warm your coarse cloth'."
"Let's eat this coarse cloth!”
" Whoa, can you chew it?!" Luan Yunping shook his head and complained.
"Hai, I said it wrong. If you want to eat a home-cooked meal, let's eat a home-cooked meal.”Lin Yunhai corrected himself.
Luan Yunping nodded,"Yeah, that's fine too. We have enough to eat at home."
"Then let's eat at home and get to know the family."”
"You don't drink, right? Then let's not buy alcohol."
"Wait!"
Luan Yunping quickly pulled Lin Yunhai," Drink, I'll drink!!"
Lin Yunhai frowned,"I remember you don't drink."
"Hah!" Luan Yunping emphasized again.
"Alright, then do you want white wine or beer?？”
" Forget it, let's drink beer. White wine is too much," Lin Yunhai continued."Let's buy two or three boxes, seven or eight bottles."
"How much exactly?"”
"One bottle!"
"A bottle of beer!" Lin Yunhai raised a finger.!”
" A bottle??"
" A bottle of beer for two people??" Luan Yunping was speechless.
Lin Yunhai explained,"Big bottles, the kind with big packaging."
"How big can a big bottle be?"？”
" The 330ml one," Lin Yunhai said.
"330ml?" Luan Yunping was speechless. Isn't that just a small hall?"
Lin Yunhai said,"I'll let you drink first. If you can't finish it, I'll drink another three or five cups."
Luan Yunping was completely speechless.!”
" Treat us to a meal. Two people buying a whole hall of beer. How stingy!"
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