"Does seaweed grow on trees?"
"No."
"Does it grow in the soil?"
"Not really."
Where does the seaweed grow?"
"In the sea."
"Isn't that it? Of course it's seafood!!”
Lin Yunhai said confidently.
pfft
hahaha
After hearing Lin Yunhai's forceful explanation, the audience below the stage burst into laughter.
Luan Yunping shook his head gloomily,""That makes sense."
"If you think the seaweed soup is too plain, I can add some ingredients for you.”Lin Yunhai said.
"Add what?"
"Add some real seafood!" Lin Yunhai waved his hand, his face full of pride.
"This is really going to cost money." "Then what do you want to add?" Luan Yunping's face was filled with anticipation.？”
"Shrimp skin." Lin Yunhai replied straightforwardly.
"Shrimp skin?"
Luan Yunping was a little speechless.”
Lin Yunhai continued," Add a shrimp skin to freshen it up. Seaweed shrimp skin soup will be ready. You can drink it. After drinking one bowl, you want to drink two bowls."
hahaha
After hearing Lin Yunhai's description, the audience burst into laughter.
Luan Yunping was completely speechless.？Can we even find that thing?"
"Whoever finds it will eat it!"
"How interesting." Lin Yunhai spread his hands.
"Then don't drink the soup. Just look for the shrimp skin.”
Luan Yunping complained at the side, while Lin Yunhai said to himself,"This time, there's soup. Next, we'll have some hairy crabs."
" Hairy crabs??"
Luan Yunping's eyes lit up.!”
"What?"
"It's too hard."
" Then we won't eat," Lin Yunhai quickly added.
hahaha
There's nothing to eat again
The audience burst into laughter.
Luan Yunping was anxious." Wait, I don't think it's hard. The hairy crabs are fine. We can have this."”
"I thought you found it hard."
" I don't think it's hard, not at all." Luan Yunping waved his hand repeatedly.
"Alright, then let's eat hairy crabs!"
Lin Yunhai looked like he was prepared to pay a huge price.
"En, en, if I had known that there were hairy crabs, you wouldn't have said those things.”Luan Yunping laughed.
"I told you there were good dishes later."
Lin Yunhai shrugged." But I don't know if the hardware store downstairs sells it. If it doesn't, I can't eat it."
"Go to the hardware store to buy hairy crabs?？”
Luan Yunping was once again speechless,"Of course I can't buy it!"!”
hahaha
Captain Luan is too miserable.
Is it okay to buy hairy crabs at the hardware store?
The audience laughed again.
The actors of " The Name of the Dish " rarely performed on stage. Even if they acted, there was no burden. The main thing was to listen to the introduction at the back.
However, Lin Yunhai and Luan Yunping's " Reporting the Dishes " was full of baggage. Although there was no particularly explosive baggage, it was a small baggage worth savoring. The laughter was high-class and not cliché. It was very comfortable to listen to. The audience's mouths were almost in a state of upward movement throughout the whole process. The performance was very good.
The actors who were standing at the side of the screen also gave him a thumbs up.
"Yunhai and Brother Luan's 'Reporting the Dishes' is really good.”
"I didn't expect 'Reporting the Dishes' to say that."
"They're too well-coordinated. Those who don't know better would think that the two of them are fighting together!”
"Uncle-Master said it too well. As expected of a crosstalk family."
“......”
Lang Haochen, Gao Xiaobei, and the others all praised him sincerely.
On the stage.
The two of them continued their performance. After the first part of the show, the show came to the most exciting part.
Luan Yunping: "It's great to go to a restaurant. How about this, first tell me what dishes you're going to treat me to."
"Alright, then listen to me."
Lin Yunhai took a deep breath and said,"I'll treat you to steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, braised chicken, cured meat, pine flowers, small belly, dried meat, sausages, mixed Su plate, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight treasure pig, glutinous rice brewed duck."
" The Name of the Dish " was the most familiar program for the audience. The old audience could even recite two segments. Therefore, the audience could hear the slightest mistake made by the actors.
Meanwhile, Lin Yunhai's " dish name announcement " was done in one go. Every word was clear to the ear. The rhythm and breath were just right. When he finished his performance, the venue immediately burst into applause and cheers.
Good!
Awesome!
Yunhai is awesome!
......
The audience was very supportive, and the atmosphere at the scene reached the peak of the entire performance after Lin Yunhai's introduction.
When the commotion quieted down a little, Luan Yunping spoke again,"The food is really good. I'm drooling listening to it. Then let's meet at the entrance of the restaurant tomorrow?？”
Lin Yunhai shrugged,"I can't go tomorrow."
"What's wrong?"
"No money!"
"Go to hell!"
Luan Yunping waved his sleeves, and the two bowed and left.
The performance of the dish was over.
The audience burst into applause and cheers like a tide
Good!
That was awesome!
Another one!
Don't go, do another one
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