As actors who had gathered their strength, Lin Yunhai and Luan Yunping returned to the stage after they left the stage.
"The program just now was 'The Name of the Dies'. Those who have been listening to crosstalk all know that this is a traditional joke segment. We're a new version of the old one. I hope everyone will like it."
Lin Yunhai explained with a smile.
like
Well said
One more time
one more
The audience was very supportive and echoed loudly.
"If everyone likes to hear it, we'll say a few more segments. After all, everyone has spent money and bought tickets. As actors, we'll try our best to satisfy everyone."
As Lin Yunhai spoke, he stretched out his hand and made a lookout gesture. Then, he asked the audience sitting in the aisle who had bought extra seats,"Can you hear me clearly?"
Yes!
The audience members who bought extra seats responded in unison.
"That's good."
Lin Yunhai smiled." The audience who can buy extra seats to listen to crosstalk must be true love."”
"By the way, how much is the ticket for an extra seat?”
300！！
350！！
500......
The audience was shouting at the same time.
"Whoa, why is it different?"
"Moreover, an additional seat ticket is sold for three to five hundred yuan? Deyun Society is already so dark!"
Lin Yunhai was very surprised.
hahaha
eh
The tickets were bought from scalpers!
I can't get a ticket at all
Some of the audience laughed, while others responded in unison.
"Three to five hundred yuan for one extra seat."
"You guys are really rich!"
Lin Yunhai sighed, then lowered his head and asked the audience sitting in the first row,""How much did your tickets cost?”
1,500!
Two thousand!
two thousand five
Some viewers reported the amount of money they had spent.
After hearing everyone's response, Lin Yunhai was stunned.""2,500? You bought a ticket to listen to my crosstalk?”
"2,500, it's enough to cover me."
hahaha
eh
I'll guarantee you!
I bid 3,000
I'll give you five thousand
As soon as Lin Yunhai said that, the audience burst into laughter. Many of them even started to bid.
Seeing this, Luan Yunping quickly pulled Lin Yunhai,"Don't talk nonsense. We're actors, so we can't make all kinds of money!!!”
"But, that big sister offers 5,000."
Lin Yunhai casually pointed at a big sister below the stage.
hahaha
The audience laughed again.
Luan Yunping, on the other hand, had a serious expression on his face." Forget about five thousand. Even if it was fifty thousand or five hundred thousand, we still wouldn't be able to do that!"”
" The nature is different!!"
Lin Yunhai nodded." Well said. He's the vice president!"!”
"As crosstalk actors of Deyun Society, we also have professional ethics."
"Only for sale. Body, not acting, this is our bottom line, we can't move!!!”
hahaha
eh
The audience laughed again.
Luan Yunping quickly corrected him." You're wrong. I'm only selling my skills. I'm not selling them." Body!"
"What about what I said?"”
"Only for sale. Body, not acting."
"Oh, that's right!"
Lin Yunhai spread his hands and smiled at the female audience below the stage."Big sister, five thousand, right? Don't go back on your word!"
hahaha
Seeing Lin Yunhai's despicable expression, the audience below the stage laughed crazily.
On the other hand, Luan Yunping was completely speechless." Who's that!?"
"What kind of place do you think our De Yun Society is?!”
Lin Yunhai said innocently,"De Yun Guild." So."
hahaha
eh
Lin Yunhai's small bags came one after another, and the laughter at the scene rose and fell.
"Go, go, go!"
" This is Deyun Society!!"
"It's not De Yun Hui. You!" Luan Yunping said firmly.
" It's almost the same." Lin Yunhai spread his hands.
"They don't mean the same thing. They're far from it!!”Luan Yunping hurriedly waved his hand.
"It's the same thing. If you don't believe me, I'll analyze it for you."
Lin Yunhai rolled up his sleeves and said," First of all, our service objective is the same. The ultimate goal is to make our customers happy. Secondly, the products we sell are the same."
" Wait, I don't agree with this. We are selling tickets, but they are not," Luan Yunping stopped Lin Yunhai.
" What you said is just the surface. We have to look at the essence through the surface. Our essence is actually 'selling laughters', selling laughter to make the audience laugh to their heart's content.？”Lin Yunhai explained.
" That's true." Luan Yunping laughed.
"Yes. So, is it wrong for me to say that we're about the same?？”Lin Yunhai shrugged.
Luan Yunping scratched his head in frustration,"If you put it that way, it does seem like it's true."
Lin Yunhai spread his hands and said,"That's it!"”
Then, Lin Yunhai looked at the audience below the stage."So, welcome to our De Yun Association. "
"Everyone, remember, I am number 23 Yunhai."
"Next time you come, remember me ~!!”
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