You have a male best friend, I have a female brother!

Lin Chuxue,[Baby, I’m going jumping with my best friend tonight, do you mind?]

Chen Qianfan,"Okay, go ahead."

Lin Chuxue,[Baby, I’m playing games with my best friend tonight, so I won’t be going back.]

Chen Qianfan,"Yes, have fun."

Lin Chuxue, Baby, who is she?

Chen Qianfan,"My good brother!" What’s wrong?

Lin Chuxue,[What good brother? She’s obviously a girl.]

Chen Qianfan,[You’re the only one allowed to have male bestie, but I’m not allowed to have female brothers?]

Chen Qianfan: " By the way, my good brother and I are having our wedding in two days. Do you mind?"

PS: No licking, no reconciliation, pure and cool