"Ninth Uncle!" Ren Tingting called out shyly.”
"Hey, sit."
Ninth Uncle nodded with a smile and said to Old Master Ren,""You're already so big."
Gu Bai looked straight into Ren Tingting's eyes and saw her bashful expression. He nodded slightly as a greeting.
Hmm, the number one beauty of the zombie world, not bad indeed!
"This young genius must be the 'Qiu Sheng' of Ninth Uncle's two disciples, right?”Old Master Ren nodded in response to Gu Bai's greeting. He turned to Ninth Uncle and said,"As expected of a dignified and talented man.”
Ninth Uncle smiled politely and awkwardly.""I forgot to introduce you. This is Little Brother Gu Bai. My bad disciple Qiu Sheng is not as knowledgeable as Little Brother Gu.”
The conversation between the two of them just now was not a random one. Ninth Uncle learned a lot of things from Gu Bai, such as how the lamp came about, who invented the lamp first, why the lamp lit up, and various scientific theories.
Actually, Gu Bai wanted to see if the theological Ninth Uncle would like science!
The more they interacted, the more Ninth Uncle realized that this young man was extraordinary. At least in terms of knowledge, he knew more than him.
When a person dared not underestimate another person, then it was not far from the respect in his heart.
Old Master Ren smoked his pipe and laughed awkwardly."I see."
"What would you like to drink?" Old Master Ren waved his hand, and the waiter appeared with the menu.
Ren Tingting took it and glanced at it. She smiled sweetly and said,"I want coffee!"
"Give me a cup of coffee." Old Master Ren smiled as he smoked his pipe.
coffee......
Ninth Uncle, who noticed this action, muttered to himself. Although he couldn't understand the crooked bird language on the menu, it didn't prevent him from imitating it!
Ninth Uncle cleared his throat and prepared to turn on the recorder mode. Gu Bai, who had been paying attention to this place, quickly waved and said to the waiter,"Please get me two cups of coffee, two puddings, and a plate of fruit salad. Thank you!
Gu Bai, who had calculated that Old Master Ren would pay the bill, was not polite. Anyway, it was easy for the Body of Space-time to digest ordinary food.
"This isn't your first time visiting a western restaurant, is it?”Old Master Ren asked with a smile.
Ninth Uncle secretly gave him a thumbs up. He was extremely happy. It was indeed the right decision to bring Gu Bai here. It was like his disciple was a country bumpkin!
Hearing her father's question, Ren Tingting looked at Gu Bai curiously. The latter smiled and nodded,"I once opened two western restaurants in London that were about the same size as this one and stayed there for a period of time."
Instantly, Ren Tingting's eyes lit up! She couldn't help but think,'He's handsome and rich. What should we call our son in the future?'
Old Master Ren put down his pipe and patted Shen Pinyun's shoulder with a smile. He called Shen Pinyun young and promising and asked him to interact more with his daughter.
Ninth Uncle was even more impressed. When he thought of his two disciples, why was there such a big difference between them?
"Ninth Uncle, have you picked a date for my late father's burial?”Old Master Ren suddenly asked.
"I think you should think about it first. It's better to stay quiet than to move.”When it came to serious matters, Ninth Uncle said with a serious expression.
"I've already thought about it!" Old Master Ren had a confident look on his face, and then he said happily,""Back then, the Feng Shui expert said that after 20 years, we must move the coffin. This will be good for us.”
Ninth Uncle pondered for a moment and continued to discuss with Old Master Ren. Gu Bai sat at the side, drinking coffee and eating salad silently, thinking that he had encountered the plot in the novel.
The strangest thing was that it was a unique experience to participate as a bystander!
Ren Tingting, who was bored, quietly moved her stool and whispered to Gu Bai,"Brother Gu, don't you think Ninth Uncle and my dad are very superstitious? They even believe in something like feng shui that has no scientific basis.”
Gu Bai glanced at her, put down his coffee, and asked,"Have you been to a temple?"
"Of course!" Ren Tingting nodded without hesitation.”
"For what?"
"He must be praying to Bodhisattva."
"Then do you think it's superstition?" Gu Bai laughed.”
"Yayaya!"
Ren Tingting's expression froze for a moment before she forced a smile and said,""This is different, okay? One is for blessing, and the other is for feng shui.”
Gu Bai shook his head. He didn't want to say anything else.
Ren Tingting was a little annoyed and didn't want to be snubbed again, so she interrupted Ninth Uncle and Old Master Ren's discussion,""Dad, I want to buy some rouge.”
Old Master Ren doted on his daughter and smiled kindly.""Go!"
Gu Bai was very happy. While the two of them were talking, he quietly hit Ren Tingting with his Qi.
This was a curious baby. He couldn't let go of her surveillance!
On the other side, Qiu Sheng was scolded by Wen Cai.
Last night, Qiu Sheng disguised as a ghost to scare him and caused a mess. Then, he ran back and left him alone to bear the anger of his master. As a result, there was almost an extra coffin in the mortuary.
"Hey, I'm going out to buy groceries."
At this moment, Qiu Sheng's aunt came out of the house and said solemnly,""In a while, there will be a girl from the Happy Red Courtyard coming over to buy something. Don't bully her just because she's a prostitute.”
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai stopped playing and pushed her away with a smile."Alright, Auntie, you can go and buy some vegetables!”
After his aunt left, Qiu Sheng and Fang Cai looked at each other and laughed at the same time."If you see a prostitute, we'll add 30%. We know what to do!”
Coincidentally, Ren Tingting's figure appeared at the entrance of Happy Red Courtyard. Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng moved to the front of the glass at the same time, their eyes staring straight at her, their minds full of thoughts.
"Wow!"
Qiu Sheng looked regretful." She's so pretty. She can be my wife!"”
"Hey, hey, hey, let's make this clear first. This time, you're not allowed to snatch it from me!”Wen Cai said warily.
Qiu Sheng was stunned." No way, brother. You want a prostitute too?!"？”
His shocked expression was as if he was meeting this junior brother of his for the first time.
Wen Cai's eyes lit up. He, who was still immersed in the beauty, did not care at all. He casually said," What do you know? Only this kind of woman has experience."”
When Qiu Sheng heard this, he exclaimed in his heart,'Damn it!'
Ren Tingting walked into the shop unsteadily. Qiu Sheng stood behind the counter like a salted fish. He propped his chin on his hand and said lazily,""Miss, please feel free to take a look."
Wen Cai nodded his head repeatedly and smiled as he approached Ren Tingting.""Yes, yes, yes. Our aunt told us that you would come.”
Qiu Sheng: "???"
Isn't that my aunt? How did she become your aunt?？
Ren Tingting looked at Wen Cai in confusion.”
Qiu Sheng was also stunned. He broke away from his idle state and looked out of the window."The one who was talking to you just now!”
"Oh, just now I asked her where she could buy rouge and cosmetic powder. I don't know her.”Ren Tingting came to a realization and shook her head.
Qiu Sheng sneered secretly. The pity in Wen Cai's heart was gone. Damn, how hypocritical!
Qiu Sheng was too lazy to expose her thoughts. He took out a box of rouge from the cabinet and handed it to Ren Tingting."Try this rouge. It's not bad."
Then, he took the opportunity to observe the next Tingting's expression and asked carefully,"When did you start?”
Wen Cai also looked at her curiously.
"You mean learn this?" Ren Tingting asked playfully.
Qiu Sheng laughed awkwardly,"Learning is the same as doing."
"My mom started teaching me since I was twelve.”Ren Tingting said.
"What?" Wen Cai's mouth twitched. Did your mother teach you that?"
"Yes, but unfortunately, she died too early."
Wen Cai placed his hand on the counter and rolled his eyes."Good death!"
Qiusheng was speechless when he heard her say," I have no choice but to study in the provincial capital."
"By the way, how old are you this year?"
"Eighteen years old!"
Qiu Shengren was dumbfounded.”
"Have you ever thought of doing it until that day?" Qiu Sheng asked sympathetically.”
Wen Cai couldn't help but feel pity for Ren Tingting. She must have been forced by her mother to be a prostitute at such a young age. Her mother was really not a good person.
However, Ren Tingting thought about it and revealed a yearning expression. She said firmly,"No, if I was still alive at eighty years old, I would still continue to do it.”
Hearing this, the trace of pity that had just risen in Wen Cai's heart was instantly shattered. He stared at Ren Tingting blankly as if he had been struck by lightning. Qiu Sheng seemed to have thought of something and his face suddenly revealed a lot of anger. He asked in disbelief," You weren't forced?!"
Ren Tingting felt that this person was really unreasonable and said in surprise,""Aiya, this kind of thing is about interest. Why would I force you?”
"And all girls would like it."”
Wen Cai suppressed the disgust in his heart and asked,"Have you ever thought about when you'll quit?”
"No!"
Ren Tingting shook her head and said in a matter-of-fact tone, her eyes hopeful,""I want to teach the girls here what I learned in the provincial capital. They will be very happy.”
Wen Cai couldn't help but say,"Get lost!"”
"As long as you're happy, don't teach others bad things!”
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng expressed their disdain in unison.
Ren Tingting was so angry that her chest was trembling. She pointed at the two of them and scolded,"Why are you scolding me? It's clearly because your thinking is too backward!”
"This isn't called being backward in thinking. It's a moral issue!”Qiu Sheng snatched the rouge powder from Ren Tingting's hand and said in disgust,""That's all for today. I'm not doing business with you!”
Wen Cai echoed indignantly,"That's right, please go back to the Happy Red Courtyard opposite!"”
Before Ren Tingting could understand what the two of them meant, the police captain in uniform suddenly walked over from the door."What happened at the Pleasant Red Courtyard?"
"Cousin!"
Ren Tingting couldn't help but call out happily when she saw the person.
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's faces stiffened. Why was this guy here?
Wait, cousin?
Could this woman be Ren Fa's?
Thinking of this, Wen Cai shivered and lowered his head, wanting to slip away quietly.
"Biao Younger Sister, Biao Older Brother misses you so much!"
Ah Wei was attracted by Ren Tingting's youth and beauty. His eyes were as round as glass beads. He opened his arms and wanted to hug the beauty. He didn't even know that Wen Cai had run away.
"Cousin, what kind of place is Happy Red Court?”
Ren Tingting gently avoided this wretched cousin and asked curiously at the same time.
Qiu Sheng, who was standing behind the counter, had nowhere to hide. He looked out of the window at Wen Cai, who had disappeared without a trace. He squatted down silently as if he had accepted his fate.
I'm f * cking done for, Wencai!!!
........
There are still three days until the day of the coffin and burial
Gu Bai took advantage of this period of time to talk to Ninth Uncle about the strange things in this world. Putting everything else aside, there was one thing that made Gu Bai feel a little strange.
According to a rumor that Ninth Uncle had heard, a hundred years ago, an exorcist from the Exorcist Clan met a pregnant female ghost. In the end, the Ma Clan wanted to kill the ghost, but she escaped and was never found again!
Obviously, anyone who heard this story would suspect that it was fake. How could a ghost be pregnant?
It was possible for zombies to get pregnant. After all, zombies had bodies. If they died while pregnant, they would give birth to little zombies after becoming zombies!
Ghosts were a type of resentment and were invisible. Pregnant? It didn't make sense!
Others might not believe it, but Gu Bai did.
A hundred generations of good people are about to be born, who can stop them in the world?
Gu Bai wouldn't be surprised even if a rock popped out, let alone a ghost fetus!
Good, very good! It seemed that following the rhythm of the plot was the right choice. Gu Bai was in a good mood!
........
Three days passed quickly. It was time to move the grave. Old Master Ren brought Ninth Uncle and a group of servants to his father's mausoleum on the top of the mountain. After burning incense and worshipping sincerely, Old Master Ren walked towards Ninth Uncle, who was wearing a Taoist robe.
"Ninth Uncle, back then, the Feng Shui expert said that this graveyard was very difficult to find. It's a good acupoint.”
"En, that's right. This acupoint is called the Dragonfly Skipping the Water Acupoint. It's thirty-four feet long and can only be used for four feet. It was thirteen feet wide, but only three feet was useful.”Ninth Uncle nodded slightly in agreement. He turned around and looked at Old Master Ren with his hands behind his back.
"That's why coffins can't be buried flat.”
When Old Master Ren heard this, he finally believed that Ninth Uncle was a capable person. He gave him a thumbs up in approval."Impressive, Ninth Uncle!"
"Burial? Master, what is a spiritual burial?" Wen Cai was puzzled. He went forward and teased Ninth Uncle,"Is it a French funeral?"
Ninth Uncle glared and scolded coldly,""Don't talk too much!"
Qiu Sheng could not help but shake his head and smile when he saw Wen Cai being defeated. A group of people walked over." Ninth Uncle, we've already paid our respects. Can we start digging now?"”
Seeing Ninth Uncle nod in response, everyone shouted,"Come here, it's time to move the soil!"
Ninth Uncle and the others looked over and saw that they had broken Ren Gongwei's tomb with a kick.
Then, the captain Ah Wei took the opportunity to push Qiu Sheng, who was close to Ren Tingting, away, causing Wen Cai, who was next to him, to be knocked into Ninth Uncle by Qiu Sheng. Facing the latter's questioning gaze that was not angry but dignified, Wen Cai was so scared that he shrank his neck and secretly pointed at Ah Wei, the culprit.
"Master, what exactly is this burial?”Qiu Sheng's sudden question seemed to have brought out Ninth Uncle's " protective " characteristic. He walked over and bumped into Captain Ah Wei, causing him to stagger.
Then, she looked at Old Master Ren without looking at him.""The so-called funeral is a vertical burial. Am I right?”
Old Master Ren agreed very much." Yes, that Feng Shui expert said that if the ancestors are buried vertically, the descendants will be great!"”
"Is it effective?" Ninth Uncle asked playfully.”
" Uh." Old Master Ren was speechless. He smiled awkwardly, shook his head, and walked away."In the past 20 years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse.”
Uncle Nine was expressionless." I think that Feng Shui Master has a grudge against the Ren family." he concluded.”
"Do you have a grudge?" Old Master Ren was puzzled.
"Did the Old Master have any grudges with him when he was alive?”
Facing Ninth Uncle's questioning, Old Master Ren could only confess,""This piece of land originally belonged to a Feng Shui master. My late father knew that it was a good acupoint, so he bought it with money.”
"It's just a bribe. Was there any coercion?”Ninth Uncle's words once again made Old Master Ren fall into embarrassment. Ninth Uncle sneered and said,"I think it must be coercion."
Seeing that Old Master Ren was still trying to hide the truth from him, Ninth Uncle unceremoniously exposed the last layer of " window paper " between the two of them. He pointed at Old Master Ren's tomb and said angrily,""Otherwise, he definitely wouldn't have harmed you and even asked you to cover the entire dragonfly's skimming the water with cement!”
"Then what should we do?" Old Master Ren asked suspiciously.”
"It should be snowflakes covering the top. This is what it means to be a dragonfly skimming the water!”
Uncle Nine was so angry that he trembled. He pointed at the lime on the soil and asked,"How can it be called a dragonfly skimming the water when the head of the material can't touch the water?”
"He has a conscience. He told you to move your coffin twenty years later. He will harm you for half of your life, not for your entire life, and he will harm you for one generation, not for eighteen generations!”
When Old Master Ren heard this, he couldn't help but sigh helplessly, his expression downcast.
"I saw it!" Everyone's attention was attracted by a shout. No one noticed that a mysterious person covered in a black robe was standing by the grass not far from them.
The mysterious man stared at Ninth Uncle, who was dressed in a yellow robe, and squeezed out a deep voice from between his teeth."I didn't expect that there would be an expert from the Maoshan Sect in the tiny Ren Family Town. But so what?!"
At this moment, Gu Bai, who was standing at the side, was full of interest.
How could the mysterious man escape Gu Bai's eyes? When the mysterious man arrived, Gu Bai had already discovered him and found out the cause and effect of the incident by going back in time.
He wasn't worried about the zombie transformation. No matter how fierce it was, it wasn't enough for him to glare at it. He mainly followed the rhythm of the plot as a bystander.
It was fun!
Gu Bai stood at the side and was extremely amused. As expected, movies had many mysteries. Being in the real world was indeed much more exciting than watching a movie!
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