June, Summer Sun City, at the entrance of the Women's and Children's Hospital.
Li Jian came out of the hospital after receiving an IV drip. His mind was dizzy, and there were still lingering heatstroke sequelae.
He had no choice. He was just a poor college student. He could not afford to go to the city hospital, so he could only come to the children's hospital for an IV drip.
Although he had a heatstroke, Li Jian still had to work part-time. Otherwise, he would have to ask his family for tuition fees for the next semester.
He unlocked the bicycle and pushed Third Brother's bicycle, which rang everywhere except for the bell, and was about to leave.
Suddenly, a deep and experienced voice sounded in his ear.
"Hero, please wait!"
Who called me? Acquaintance?
Li Jian turned his head in a daze and saw an uncle lying beside the bicycle. He was dressed sloppily and held a dirty bun in his hand that looked like it had been dug out of a trash can. He looked like Brother Sharp to put it nicely, but to put it bluntly, he was a beggar.
"Uncle, can you be more professional? Don't look for a poor kid like me.”Li Jian said disdainfully.
"Nonsense. I can see that your bones are very unique and you are a rare martial arts genius. It is up to you to maintain the peace of the earth. I have a secret manual, Dragon's Claw.”the old beggar said as he chewed on his steamed bun.
F * ck! Not only was he a scammer, but he was also a seller of erotic books!
Li Jian cursed in his heart and wanted to leave without looking back.
The old beggar panicked and quickly caught up to stop him."Don't worry, hero. You don't need the secret manual, but can you understand iPhone 8?”
Li Jian was shocked when he saw the new iPhone that the old beggar took out from his dirty clothes.
Are beggars earning so much money nowadays?
Of course, Li Jian didn't believe it. He asked disdainfully,"Uncle, did you steal the phone?”
Old Qi panicked and said unnaturally,""Who cares where I got it from? I'll give you three thousand yuan if you want it.”
Seeing that the old beggar's expression was not right, Li Jian was even more certain. He thought that this was a good opportunity to pick up the scraps and sell them in the black market. He could make a lot of money.
"Three thousand? Go rob a bank! No, no!”
"2,800. I can't go any lower.”
"Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love. Can you give me a thousand?”
"The minimum price for crossing Jade Gate Pass is 2,300.”
"There are plenty of fish in the sea.”
The old beggar was speechless.
"True love exists in the world. I only have two thousand yuan in my pocket.”
"Deal."
Li Jian was afraid that the old beggar would go back on his word. He quickly verified that the phone was authentic and rode away on his bicycle.
F * ck! I'm rich, I'm rich this time!
Li Jian rode his bike far away. When he realized that the old beggar did not chase after him, he stopped the car and went to the flower bed by the roadside to rest.
He took out his phone again and looked at the diamond film on it, as well as some Kawaii photos. Li Jian was sure that this phone was stolen by the old beggar. The original owner should be a girl, and she might be very beautiful.
Hehe, would there be a private photo of a beauty?
Li Jian smiled and shamelessly unlocked his phone.
Ding, ding, ding…The QQ group rang.
He accidentally opened QQ and a group message popped up.
The Immortal Cultivators of the Divine Prefecture
Immortal Donghua: Fellow Daoists, it's so hot today. Are there any groups going to the snowy mountains of the West Mountain for a vacation?(smirking emoji).
[Handsome Chen Xianxi: Elder Dong, you just want to take the opportunity to see Old Mother of the West Mountain, right? I understand.]
Sword Immortal Wastrel: "Elder Dong, you're so unkind. When did you hook up with Old Mother of the West Mountain?"(Snickering emoji)
Old Mother of West Mountain: "You two bastards, what nonsense are you talking about? I'm innocent with him (angry emoji)."
[Handsome than Chen Xianxi: I'll shut up.]
Sword Immortal Langzi: 1 (diving emoji)
Immortal Donghua: Xishan girl (lecherous emoji).
Old Mother of the West Mountain: " West your sister, get lost and go into seclusion. You're already so old. Don't be so indecent."
Perfected Donghua: " Why are you closing up? I've reached a bottleneck in my cultivation. I'm still waiting for Perfected Cultivator Dongyang's Transcendent Realm Pill to break through."
[More Handsome than Chen Xianxi: Has Boss not come out yet?] (Doubtful emoji)
Sword Immortal Langzi: " I haven't seen Boss for a year. I miss him so much. I really want to lick his shoes."
Old Mother of West Mountain: It's still early. The refinement of the Transcendent Realm Pill is very complicated. I reckon that Supreme will need several years to come out of seclusion (smile).
Fairy Ciyun: Aunt Xishan, is Boss online? (Cute girl picture)
The Eastern Evil Fairy Doctor: " Come on, I'll be there if I have a boss."
The first madman: In terms of flattery, I'm the boss's lackey (Erha Tu).
……
Fuck you!
A bunch of lunatics!
Li Jian stared at the phone screen with a face full of disbelief. He was still cultivating in this era. It was as if it was true.
However, he had nothing to do and saw that the people in the group were quite fun, so Li Jian sent a message.
Of course, he was afraid that others would find out that he was not the owner of the phone, so he only sent a smiley emoji.
Instantly, the entire immortal cultivators of the Divine Prefecture exploded!
[System Notification: Group Leader True Monarch Dongyang is online!]
Number One Madman: F * ck, Boss is online (worshipping emoji).
[Sword Immortal Wastrel: Capture the boss alive (Worship emoji)]
The Fairy Doctor of the East,[Boss, I missed you so much (worshipping emoji)]
[Handsome than Chen Xianxi: Boss, I love you like a mouse loves rice (worship emoji)]
Fairy Ciyun: Boss, I want to give birth to little monkeys for you (shy emoji).
Old Mother of the West Mountain: Perfected Lord Dongyang, Second Mother greets you (respectful expression).
Perfected Donghua: "Senior Immortal, why did you come out of seclusion? Did you succeed with the Transcendent Realm Pill?" (serious expression).
……
The boss they were talking about couldn't be this QQ account owner, right?
Li Jian was dumbfounded. He opened his QQ account and found that his QQ nickname was True Monarch Dongyang, but it was not a woman.
The owner was a man? Then why did he stick the crystal film and the photo sticker?
Could the owner be a pervert?
The more Li Jian thought about it, the more disgusted he felt. Especially when he saw that the group was full of lunatics, he was even more certain of what he was thinking.
At this moment, he received a private message on QQ.
Old Mother of West Mountain: Senior Immortal, why aren't you speaking in the group? Do you still remember what we talked about three years ago?
When Li Jian saw this, he thought to himself,"What the hell do I remember? I'm not the crazy owner of this phone."
However, if he didn't reply, he was afraid that others would suspect that he had stolen the phone, so he could only casually send a (smiling emoji).
However, his fingertips slipped, and Li Jian's face was covered in sweat. He actually sent a phone location over.
Old Mother of West Mountain said,"Senior Immortal, Second Mother knows. I'll arrange it for you immediately."
Arrange your sister, I sent the wrong message!
Li Jian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He wanted to explain something, but Old Mother of the West Mountain's avatar turned gray. QQ had already gone offline.
It's over, this crazy woman won't come looking for me, right?
Li Jian calmly took a deep breath. He felt that Old Mother of the West Mountain did not know him either. It was not easy to find him in the vast sea of people. Why would he be afraid of a hammer? Only then did he turn off his phone and ignore the messages in the group. He rode his bicycle back to his part-time fried chicken shop to work.
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