Xu Damao pulled Qin Jingru to the corner. He had just opened his mouth to speak when He Yuzhu suddenly leaned in.
Preemptive strike!
"You want to talk about me and Comrade Qin Huairu?"
"Qin Jingru, what do you think of me at your cousin's house?”
Qin Jingru thought for a moment.
"You're quite polite. Brother He, you're definitely not very familiar with my cousin.”
Xu Damao was stunned.
He had wanted to make up a story about He Yuzhu and Qin Huairu having an affair, but why was this silly Zhu not playing by the rules? These few days, Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu were indeed very close, and they even went against each other. This pot of black water could not be splashed.
Xu Damao rolled his eyes and was about to say a second sentence when He Yuzhu suddenly spoke again.
"Wangfujing, Quanjude Roast Duck. Comrade Qin Jingru, which restaurant do you want to eat at? I just got promoted and wanted to bring my disciple Ma Hua over for a meal. I can bring you along too.”
Qin Jingru said excitedly.
"It's true! Wangfujing? Quanjude! I really want to eat it!"
"Cousin is so stingy that she won't even bring me to Wangfujing. This time, I must eat well!”
The village belle's eyes lit up, and she worshipped He Yuzhu to the point of prostrating herself on the ground. It would be good for her reputation if a few of them went together.
Xu Damao was like a defeated rooster.
He had wanted to make up a story about He Yuzhu and Qin Huairu having an affair, but he did not expect He Yuzhu to express his stance first. He wanted to lure Qin Jingru to eat the delicacies of the Four Nine Cities, but he did not expect to be stopped by He Yuzhu.
Xu Damao was anxious.
"Hey, Silly Zhu! How can you know what I'm thinking?"
He Yuzhu laughed happily.
"Not only can I know what you're thinking, but I can also look, hear, ask, and feel. I'm half a divine doctor!”
Xu Damao laughed in anger.
"Godly doctor?"
"You?"
He Yuzhu stared at Xu Damao in front of Qin Jingru and said slowly.
"The glabella is dark, the dark circles under the eyes are heavy, and the middle of the human body is narrow and long with purple qi. Xu Damao, I'm afraid you're going to be a eunuch.”
Xu Damao immediately jumped up like a rooster whose foot had been stepped on.
"Silly Zhu, you grandson!"
"What nonsense are you spouting! You bastard! Who are you calling a eunuch!"
Qin Jingru had yet to react.
"Big Brother He, do you know about Comrade Xu Damao's personal matter? He, he couldn't give birth? No wonder he didn't have a son or daughter all these years of marriage. It wasn't that Mrs. Lou couldn't give birth, but him?”
The huge commotion alarmed the villagers in the courtyard.
Xu Damao was anxious and angry. He even wanted to tear He Yuzhu apart.
He was even more puzzled. After reading the report, he tore it up and started a fire. How did Silly Zhu know that he couldn't give birth? Could it be that Silly Pillar really had the ability to look, hear, question, and feel?
"He Yuzhu! I'll fight it out with you!"
Xu Damao picked up the wooden stick at the corner of the wall and shouted at He Yuzhu.
Qin Jingru was so frightened that her pretty face changed color. Second Uncle, who had rushed over, was also frightened.
"He hit someone!"
"He hit someone! Xu Damao, this grandson, hit someone!"
He Yuzhu was not afraid of big things. The louder he shouted, the more wrong Xu Damao's thinking and style were.
The assembly of the entire academy was held.
Second Uncle glanced at First Uncle and took the initiative to sit in the middle. His fat face trembled and he showed off his leadership.
"Xu Damao! Why did you hit Silly Zhu?"
Xu Damao was so angry that his nose was crooked, but the words were stuck in his mouth.
He Yuzhu smiled at him.
"Say it, say it. Everyone will judge.”
Xu Damao was so angry that he was about to explode, but he couldn't say anything about what happened under his crotch.
Infertile?
How could he say it in front of the entire academy? Do you still want to pick up girls in the future? Did Lou Xiao'e know that she shouldn't take the initiative to divorce him?
No! He had to blame Lou Xiao'e for being infertile. He absolutely could not admit it!
"Um, First Uncle, Second Uncle, Third Uncle.”
"I had a conflict with Silly Zhu. Didn't he get promoted? I was angry and didn't like him.”
Xu Damao smiled bitterly. The anger in his heart was about to explode.
He Yuzhu said happily.
"Indeed. Xu Damao and I are good brothers who grew up wearing the same crotch. What conflict can there be?”
"It's just that I was promoted two levels today. Xu Damao was fined one level because he made a mistake. He's jealous of me.”
During the day at the Red Star Building, Xu Damao was heard by the bureau leaders behind his back. When he went back, Factory Manager Yang punished him.
Everyone in the courtyard booed.
"So it's jealousy."
"Silly Zhu leveled up again! He even leveled up by two levels? Isn't he a special first-class cook?"
"That's amazing, Silly Zhu!"
"Silly Zhu is already a full-level cook at such a young age? This was even more powerful than a Level 8 fitter!”
"Xu Damao was demoted? Hahahaha!"
"Xu Damao! You're too unlucky! However, although he was unlucky, jealousy was a problem with his consciousness. He had to reflect on himself!”
"Yes! Write a letter of reflection!"
……
Xu Damao had never expected that he would be criticized for being infertile in front of the village belle by He Yuzhu. Not only could he not beat He Yuzhu up, but he had to endure his anger instead. He would even be laughed at and demoted by the entire academy?
He was so angry that he was about to explode.
Aaaaaaah!
Qin Jingru stared at He Yuzhu and lowered her eyes shyly. She admired He Yuzhu even more!
Rich, eloquent, and capable!
This was the most eligible bachelor she had ever seen!
Finally, Xu Damao couldn't take it anymore. He picked up a nail and rushed towards He Yuzhu's Phoenix card, making a strange sound.
"He Yuzhu! Fuck you, you turtle bastard!"
He stabbed a steel nail into the front wheel of the bicycle and punctured the tire to deflate it. Only then did he vent his anger and immediately felt good.
Everyone in the courtyard stood up in shock.
"Are you crazy, Xu Damao?"
"Xu Damao! You're crazy!"
"Xu Damao, you are destroying private property!”
……
Just as Second Uncle slammed the table, He Yuzhu rushed towards Xu Damao.
Pa!
He Yuzhu raised her arm high and gave Xu Damao a tight slap.
Xu Damao was sent flying by the slap and landed heavily on the ground.
"You grandson!"
"Stupid old man…"
Before he could finish scolding, He Yuzhu lifted his collar and gave him a few more slaps like a fiendish god of war.
Pa, pa, pa!
How could Xu Damao have thought that the usually simple and honest Silly Zhu would hit someone? He was stunned.
He Yuzhu stepped forward and activated his enhanced physique!
Pa pa!
Xu Damao's face was beaten up by He Yuzhu.
Second Uncle's bangs were shaking as he tried to stop the fight.
Pa!
He Yuzhu slapped Second Uncle again, sending his bangs flying.
Third Master Yan Bugui came to stop the fight.
Pa!
Third Master was sent flying by He Yuzhu.
The sons of the Yan Family came to stop the fight, and the sons of the Liu Family came to stop it.
He Yuzhu had long disliked the Second and Third Grandmasters, so she decided to slap them together.
Pa pa!
He Yuzhu slapped him. The sons of the second and third grandfathers screamed and fell to the ground.
The stick stuck his head out to watch the show.
He Yuzhu flew up and slapped the stick.
Pa!
The stick meme covered his face in regret until his intestines turned green. Why did he come to meddle in other people's business and watch the show? Getting slapped for nothing?
……
When He Yuzhu saw someone beating someone up, even Second Master and Third Master were not afraid.
Soon, the courtyard was in a mess.
Qin Huairu was stunned.
Qin Jingru clapped her hands in admiration.
"Big Brother He is really amazing!"
"Brother He, you're so awesome! You're too manly!"
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