If There Are No Fish, Catch A Pheasant!
"Wow…"
"Sob sob sob sob…"
Ye Fan had just opened his mouth when his sister, Ling Ling, burst into tears.
"Wahhh…Wahhh…"
"Wuwuwu…"
"There are no more fish…"
" Brother…our fish are gone…"
"The water is gone. Where are we going to catch fish?”
In the past few days, most of Ling Ling's delicacies came from this wasteland. There were pheasants, wild eggs, and two-foot-long fish.
Lingling's favorite food was fish.
But now, it was great!
There were no more fish!
What would Ling Ling eat in the future?
Ling Ling felt wronged.
" You two adults are bullying kids…" Ling Ling cried as she pointed at Old Zhao and Old Wang."You promised to leave one for me…You guys are done…Sob sob sob…What will my brother and I eat in the future!”
This…
Old Zhao and Old Wang's faces darkened even more.
F * ck…
What was going on?
We spent a lot of effort and didn't catch any fish. In the end, we even made the girl cry.
He was even mocked by his neighbors.
This…
" Alright, alright..." Ye Fan quickly comforted Ling Ling,""Ling Ling, don't cry. I'll make you something delicious, okay?”
"Lingling, don't cry!"
But it was useless.
Ling Ling cried even harder.
"Lingling, there's no more fish…I'll catch a pheasant for you later, okay?”"I'll make mushroom stewed chicken for you when I get home!" Ye Fan said.”
"Wuwuwu…"
Hearing this, Ling Ling finally stopped crying.
" Alright, alright..." Old Zhao also heaved a sigh of relief and said,""Everyone, if you don't believe me, you can ask this kid. He really caught two fish, both of which were two feet long grass carps. I saw it with my own eyes…Old Wang saw it too…Old Wang…Old Wang, tell me!”
"That's right!" Old Wang said," I really saw it. That fish is big. The child is carrying it and it's almost as tall as the child!"”
"Right, child?" Old Wang even looked at Ye Fan for confirmation.
In the end…
Ye Fan touched his head and put on an innocent look."Is there?"
"Why don't I remember…"
"Eh…"
As soon as Ye Fan finished speaking, a wave of disdainful voices immediately sounded from the crowd.
"You little bastard…you don't dare to lie!" Old Zhao said angrily.”
"Oh, oh, oh…I remember now…There are two big fish…so long…"
Swoosh...
Ye Fan opened his arms and gestured more than a meter.
The people beside him sighed.
Old Zhao was so angry that he almost attacked.
Ye Fan laughed out loud and said,"Grandpa…Isn't the two fish added together this long?"”
"But I also told you that there are no fish here…I let the fish in myself and took it away myself…Who would have thought that you would take it seriously?”
Old Zhao and Old Wang's faces were as black as the bottom of a pot.
"Let's go, Ling Ling…let's go home!”
Ye Fan held Ling Ling's hand and was about to leave.
However, Ling Ling refused to leave.
"Big brother…let's go catch some chickens…there are wild chickens over there!”
He pointed at the barren land in front of him with his little finger!
Ye Fan swept his gaze around,"Good heavens…dozens of people…"
This…
If he caught a wild chicken in the wasteland, would he be scammed?
Especially these two old men. If they uproot all the weeds in this area again, wouldn't I be misleading them?
Tsk tsk tsk…
" I want to catch…Brother, I want to catch a chicken…Bam…"
Ling Ling even used the honey trap and smacked Ye Fan's face.
Alright then…
Ye Fan melted.
"Let's go, let's go…"
He pulled Ling Ling into the weeds!
"Eh…what is this?"
"Where did the pheasants come from?"
"Impossible!"
"I don't know how many times I walk through this wasteland in a day. Where did the pheasants come from?”
Although everyone did not believe it, they still curiously stretched their heads over to take a look.
In the end…
" Hehehe…"
A voice rang out!
Ye Fan had already grabbed a fat pheasant and came out of the grass.
In the middle of the wild grass, two thin figures jumped in front of everyone.
Other than the two of them, there was also a fat pheasant!
" Oh…That's great…" Ling Ling laughed happily, tears still on her face.
"Let's go!"
Ye Fan carried his school bag, carried the pheasant in his right hand, and pulled Ling Ling with his left hand as he ran away.
The group of people behind him were petrified.
" F * ck..." Someone directly cursed and said,"" Pheasant…It's really a pheasant…I saw it…"
"I saw it too…"
"Nonsense, we all have eyes. Who didn't see it?”
"Hurry…"
"Let's go…"
Crash…
Dozens of people rushed into the grassland almost at the same time.
What a joke!
There were pheasants here.
The one in that kid's hand was at least five to six pounds.
Five to six catties!
If he ate slowly, he could eat for half a month!
In this era where resources were scarce, meat was extraordinarily attractive to the people. It was almost magical.
……
Siheyuan!
The front yard!
Third Aunt saw Ye Fan carrying a fat pheasant in with her own eyes.
"Fan Fan…what's going on?"
"You caught another pheasant?"
Aunt San was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth.
This child had gotten a pheasant a few days ago. Why did he get another one today?
Did he find a pheasant's nest?
"Yo…"
Third Aunt's daughter-in-law, Yu Li, walked out. A light flashed across her beautiful face, and two greedy looks shot out from her eyes."Tsk tsk tsk…Your family is going to eat chicken again…"
"Yes, I am!" Ye Fan smiled and said,"Sister Yu Li…is really lucky!"”
"You've really found a pheasant nest!"”
"Jie Cheng…Jie Cheng…"
Yu Li ran into the house to look for her husband Yan Jiecheng."Go out and take a look... Ye Fan caught another pheasant... Five or six catties, it's very fat..."
Yan Jiecheng didn't have a formal job either. He was already in his twenties and always stayed at home to help his father Yan Bugui. Now that he heard Yu Li say this, he immediately said impatiently,"What does that have to do with me?”
"You're so stubborn…Two times in a row, that's a problem…" Yu Li said.
"Think about it…He must have found a pheasant nest…When he goes to school, follow him and take a look…Where exactly is the pheasant nest?”
Yan Jiecheng thought, That's right!
"Alright!" "Just you wait. You'll get chicken dinner tonight…" Yan Jiecheng said confidently.
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