Oh my god.
The hippopotamus had become a spirit!
In broad daylight.
Hippo eating!
The hippo's mouth was even bigger than a child's head.
He could even see the hippo's tonsil!
Would the hippopotamus eat children?
The more the child thought about it, the more terrifying it became!
All the fairy tales related to hippos that he had read in his mind had become horror stories.
He opened his mouth and let out a " wah ".
The crying people's heads were buzzing!
"What's wrong? What's wrong?"
The child's mother was also shocked and quickly came over to coax the child.
After hearing the child's cries.
Chen Wenhao wasn't the only one feeling awkward.
There were also the children's parents.
"Don't talk nonsense."
The child's mother gently patted the child and scolded,
"What hippo?"
" That's the uncle who's eating Pan-Fried Pork Bun…"
"Uncle, yes, your mouth is a little wide open.”
"But in fact, he's still human!”
"Quickly apologize to Uncle! Say sorry."
The child was sobbing.
His face turned pale.
It was obvious that she was frightened by Chen Wenhao's table manners.
There was no need to mention the matter of an apology!
Seeing this.
Chen Wenhao was also very embarrassed.
What did he mean by he just opened his mouth a little too wide?
But he was still human?
What the f * ck was this?
He was not human.
Could it be that it was a freaking Alien?
Eating a pan-fried bun and turning himself into a spiritual hippo was still okay!
He glanced at the live broadcast room awkwardly.
The viewers in the live broadcast room were all "hahahahaha".
"Hahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard that all the chickens within a 10-kilometer radius are crowing with me.”
"I laughed until the deaf old lady next door came over to hit me!”
"Other people are all awesome streamers, but Brother Wen is different. He's a hippos streamer!”
"I'm dying of laughter. This is the first time I've seen a kid cry from a shop visit.”
"Streamer, I suggest you change your name to Hippo Detective Shop!”
"Host, where's your Pan-Fried Trilogy? How did it become the Hippo Trilogy?"
The audience in front of the screen was laughing their heads off!
He had seen people who went to the shop to cause trouble.
He had seen people quarrel and even get beaten up.
However, this was the first time he had seen someone visiting a restaurant because the way they ate was too scary.
Scared the children to tears!
Chen Wenhao took a deep breath.
Start to save face:
"Alright, stop talking!”
"The situation is like this."
"In the beginning, I really wanted to eat the pan-fried meat step by step. I wanted to analyze it for everyone and see if it was lacking.”
"However, what surprised me was that the pan-fried meat in this shop was really delicious.”
"There's nothing lacking!"
"This restaurant is really the best pan-fried pan-cake I've ever eaten! There's no other!"
Chen Wenhao had completely forgotten his original purpose for coming here.
Instead, he said to the audience in the live broadcast room with his blood boiling,
"Really, I don't like to exaggerate when I visit a shop.”
"Generally speaking, it's the truth."
"But I have to say it today."
"If you haven't eaten this shop's pan-fried meat, you'll never have the right to speak.”
"After eating this shop's pan-fried buns, I'll never say anything that goes against my heart.”
"It's indeed very, very delicious!”
"I'm very regretful now. Why did I just buy two flavors instead of three?”
Chen Wenhao turned to look at the long line.
He revealed a distressed expression.
The audience in the live broadcast room asked,
"…But aren't you here to fight fraud?”
Chen Wenhao said without hesitation,"
"I'm sorry, I'm the one who's faking it. I'm a fake hippo, a real human.”
Fan: "…But didn't you just say that 20 yuan for four is simply an astronomical price for Pan-Fried Pork Bun?”
Chen Wenhao said,
"I'm sorry, I take back my words. For a Pan-Fried Pork Bun that costs 20 yuan, the boss is like a god who has descended from the heavens. He's a philanthropist who has come to save the world!”
" Next, I'll bring everyone to taste other flavors. There's also sizzling squid, sizzling duck intestines, sizzling tofu, wolf tooth potatoes..."
Chen Wenhao was seriously considering something.
He felt that the houses in South Lake were not expensive.
Why don't he sell his house in the city center?
Buy the South Lake!
This way, she could eat all kinds of delicious food cooked by the boss at the fastest speed every day.
The quality of life had been greatly improved!
“……”
The audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded.
Good fellow!
Even Beijing opera can't change your face as quickly as you!
They couldn't help but swallow their saliva. Just how delicious was this pan-fried meat?
They really wanted to try it too!
…………
Soon, the child stopped crying.
However, the child's cry just now was really loud.
In addition, the surrounding customers also found it funny.
Hence, this news quickly spread throughout the entire food street.
In less than ten minutes.
Everyone in the queue on the street knew that it was because the pan-fried meat was too delicious and it was too scary for a strong man to eat.
The child thought that he was a hippopotamus.
She was so scared that she cried!
"Hahahahaha!"
After Chen Lele heard about this matter.
He was laughing so hard that he was rolling back and forth!
He stomped his feet and laughed maniacally." Your mouth is as big as a hippopotamus? How can it be so funny!"
“……”
Xu Youwei did not say anything. She pursed her lips and smiled.
"I can't take it anymore, Wei Wei, I'm going to die of laughter.”
Chen Lele laughed wildly.
He stood up and said,
"I'd like to see which idiot is so funny.”
"How scary is he? Hahahaha!”
"The genes at home are not good, right? Inherited a hippopotamus gene?"
"Eh?"
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