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2 Who told you that your master is a virgin?

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Lin Kaiyun took a reverse stride and distanced himself from the weasel.

Although Lin Kaiyun did not think of a good way to deal with it, he was not to be trifled with when it came to culture. His abdomen bulged out like thunder.

"Ask your mother your head. You look like a jerk to me!”

"Your mother exploded while sitting on a brick bed, your father turned two and a half times in the air while carrying a coffin, and the whole family's hearse drifted!”

"Look at you. You look like a rat when you stand up. You're even wrapped in a diapers. Why are you still young and trying to get a seal from others?”

"The hat is leaking. Are you wearing it on a sunny day to dry your face? The heavens should strike you to death with lightning!”

The weasel's ferocious momentum that had just been pressing forward suddenly stopped. He was stunned by Lin Kaiyun's scolding and could not think straight for a moment.

Its cultivation was not enough to begin with, and it was originally prepared to threaten him with a title to save some time for bitter cultivation.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Thunder crackled, and layers of black clouds covered the sky. The starry sky above was covered in darkness, and lightning became the only light.

Eighty miles away,

An old granny wearing a golden flower on her head suddenly opened her eyes. Her pupils were vertical.

She sensed the aura in the direction of Ren Town." Strange? There were actually loose immortals of the Huang family in the area outside Shanhai Pass!”

"No, I have to go and take a look."

"Old Chang, let's go!"

The old lady actually climbed out of the window by climbing on the wall.

Thunder rumbled in the mortuary.

"Howl ~!"

"My hundred-year cultivation base!"

The lightning struck the weasel's body, and its aura instantly dissipated. It could not stand up, and its mouth could not speak. It weakly lay on the ground.

"Kaka!"

The weasel crawled towards Lin Kaiyun's feet in pain, letting out a scream that sounded like sneezing.

"You're already in such a state, yet you're still so fierce?”

Lin Kaiyun grabbed the fire talisman with his fingertips and threw it accurately at the weasel.

"Heaven and earth are boundless, heaven and earth borrow magic, burn!”

Boom!

The weasel's body was set ablaze, and it was turned into ashes with a series of miserable cries.

Wen Cai plucked up his courage and walked out. Seeing that the weasel had been burned to ashes by Lin Kaiyun, he was speechless.

"Senior Brother, you're going to curse it to death…"

Lin Kaiyun didn't think there was anything special about it. He had caught many ghosts and zombies with his master over the years.

He pointed at Wen Cai's head and scolded,

"It's just a weasel. I don't want to criticize you, but you've been with Master for several years. Why are you still so cowardly?”

Wen Cai had no sense of shame at all. He rubbed his hands shamelessly and explained,

"Senior brother, you are so wise. I knew that the weasel couldn't do anything to you. I ran mainly because I was afraid of dragging you down!”

Lin Kaiyun saw that Wen Cai was a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, so he could not be bothered to argue with him.

"Stop talking nonsense and quickly clean up this mess on the ground.”

"Ah!"

When Wen Cai heard that he was going to collect the yellow weasel's ashes, his face turned ashen.

"What ah! You're still afraid after being burned to ashes?"

Without hesitation, Lin Kaiyun raised his hand and slapped the back of Wen Cai's neck.

"Aiyo, I'll go!"

Wen Cai touched his burning neck in pain and reluctantly picked up the broom.

Whoosh!

Whoosh!

All of a sudden,

A strong wind blew, causing the leaves in the courtyard to rustle.

The weasel's ashes were swept away by the wind before Wen Cai could clean them up. The strange thing was that the pile of ashes was not blown away by the wind, but rather tightly gathered together.

"Wen Cai, hurry up and take a broom to take down that pile of ashes.”

Lin Kaiyun sensed that something was wrong and quickly shouted. At the same time, he quickly took off his clothes and wanted to roll up the weasel's ashes.

However, it was still a step too late. The weasel's ashes disappeared along with the wind.

"Damn it!"

Lin Kaiyun clenched his fists unwillingly. It seemed that this matter was not as simple as he thought.

"Wencai, did Master say when he would be back?”

Lin Kaiyun turned his head and asked Wen Cai. He couldn't handle this matter, so he could only ask his master for help.

"Master said that he would come back after dealing with it. He didn't say the exact time!”

Wen Cai answered truthfully. He was holding the broom at a loss and did not know if he should put it down.

"I have no choice but to rely on myself.”

Lin Kaiyun quickly adjusted his state of mind. He had a hunch that this weasel was very likely to take revenge.

He took out all the talismans he had drawn and instructed Wen Cai,

"Go and find Master's ink fountain stained with rooster blood. Then, bring all the copper coins, wooden swords, and Bagua mirrors. In short, bring everything that can be used.”

After about an hour,

Wen Cai followed Lin Kaiyun's instructions and took out everything that might be useful.

There were three ink stools, one big and one small Bagua mirror, six chicken feather brushes for drawing talismans, one portrait of Emperor Dong Hua, one portrait of Zhong Kui, ten catties of glutinous rice, half a basin of cinnabar, and so on.

Lin Kaiyun kicked a small copper pot with his foot and was very speechless.

"Wencai, I'm very curious. Why did you bring this thing over?”

Wen Cai had a big rooster in his arm and a big black dog on his leash. He explained seriously,

"Senior brother, this chamber pot master has been using it for many years. Every night, he uses virgin boy urine to water it. It's very good at exorcising evil spirits.”

"Bullsh * t, who told you that your master is a virgin boy!”

Lin Kaiyun's face darkened. He swore that he really wanted to give this idiot Wen Cai a head-down.

Wen Cai did not expect his master to have such an explosive story. He left the rooster and black dog behind and ran over excitedly.

"Really? Senior Brother, tell me about it!"

"Get lost. When Master comes back, you can ask him yourself!”

Lin Kaiyun was not in the mood to argue with Wen Cai. He picked up a special ink thread box and threw it to Wen Cai.

"Use ink thread to form a spider web above the wall.”

He opened an exquisite small box and took out a brand new wolf-hair brush. It was made from the tail hair of the white wolf king and was the most spiritual.

Wen Cai naturally recognized the brush." Senior Brother, that's Master's treasure. You opened it just like that?”

"Nonsense, what time is it now? Of course we'll use whatever spirit we have! Moreover, it was you who brought it over. It has nothing to do with me!”

Lin Kaiyun didn't care about that. He directly inserted the Weasel Brush into the cinnabar, dipped the rooster's blood and the black dog's blood in the bowl, and laboriously drew the exorcism talisman on the wooden door.

Although it was only the most basic talisman, Lin Kaiyun, who was already the number one person among the younger generation of Mao Mountain, was sweating profusely from the fatigue of covering such a large area on the wooden door.

"Alright! I'll do my best and leave it to fate." Lin Kaiyun injected all of his Qi into the brush to complete the last stroke.

Wen Cai also completed his ink fountain spider web and jumped down from the ladder. He hesitated for a moment and said,

"Senior Brother, why don't we run for our lives? Go find Master."

"Escape? The safest place now is our mortuary. Otherwise, if we really encounter the weasel's revenge in the wild, we won't even know how we died.”

Lin Kaiyun waved his fan tiredly. He had thought of going to find Lin Jiu, but the risk was too high.

Wen Cai sat on the steps dejectedly." Then we can only wait like this?”

"What are you panicking for? Perhaps it was just a false alarm!”Lin Kaiyun was very indifferent.

At this moment,

Boom!

A loud bang came from the wooden door.

Lin Kaiyun stood up immediately." F * ck, my jinx!"”

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