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21 Ah Wei’s grave eats shit in anger

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Lin Kaiyun's words stunned Ah Wei. He asked with a puzzled look," What do you mean?”

Wen Cai couldn't stand it anymore." You're even dumber than me. Of course a dog goes to the toilet to look for sh * t!”

"Haha! Kai Yun, you're too funny!"

Ren Tingting hammered Lin Kaiyun's arm and smiled happily.

"Good boy, you have guts! How dare you scold me!"

Ah Wei flew into a rage out of humiliation. He lifted the corner of his shirt to reveal his pistol." Do you know what this is? If you apologize to me now, I might be able to spare you the pain.”

Ah Wei was the security captain selected by several big families. He had some manpower and guns under him. He did not dare to kill people, but he was very familiar with catching them and teaching them a lesson.

"Cousin, Kai Yun, he…"

Just as Ren Tingting was about to step forward to persuade him, Lin Kaiyun grabbed her arm," Tingting, don't worry!”

Ren Tingting nodded obediently. She believed in Lin Kaiyun.

Lin Kaiyun looked at him maliciously and said," Ah Wei, you're about to eat sh * t!”

"What did you say?" Ah Wei thought he had heard wrong.

He simply couldn't believe that Lin Kaiyun still dared to be so unyielding when he had already revealed his gun.

"I said you want to eat shit!"

Lin Kaiyun's eyes flashed, and an invisible aura spread out from his body.

"There are few pedestrians in the Cloudlock Mountains, and the ancient cave is cold all night.”

"The clear spring winds around the immortal guest, and the smoke is full of words.”

"The wondrous technique is profound and frequent.”

"When the Xuan Temple is opened, the dragon and tiger are shocked.”

"I am under the orders of the Golden Flower Sect Master!”

"Black dog Ye Xian Er, come quickly!"

After chanting the Incantation of the Immortal, Lin Kaiyun saw the shadow of a black dog.

The energy fluctuation of the shadow was very faint. Its body was dirty and it couldn't speak human language. It was obvious that its cultivation was very low.

However, this was exactly what Lin Kaiyun wanted. He looked at Ah Wei with ill intentions.

"Get on his body!"

He saw,

Ah Wei, who was still very arrogant just now, felt his chest tighten and suddenly became dumbfounded.

In less than two seconds, it stuck out its long tongue and started twitching.

"Tingting, what happened to your cousin?”

Ah Wei's ghastly appearance also attracted Ren Fa's attention.

Before Ren Tingting could speak, Lin Kaiyun spoke first," It's okay, Old Master Ren. Ah Wei just told us that he's hungry!”

As soon as he finished speaking,

Ah Wei suddenly lay on the ground and barked like a dog.

"Woof woof woof!"

His legs were like four hooves, and he could actually run and jump. His nose sniffed the ground tightly as he dug like a dog.

He dug out some animal's feces and swallowed it in one gulp under everyone's surprised gazes.

"Ugh!"

Many people couldn't take it anymore and kept retching.

Ren Tingting also buried her head in Lin Kaiyun's shoulder. She really didn't want to see such a disgusting scene.

"You guys, hurry up and tie Ah Wei up!”

Ren Fa turned his head away with a look of disgust and called out to his few employees.

The person called by Ren Fa took a hemp rope and tied Ah Wei up. He knocked Ah Wei out and tied him to a carrying pole like a pig being slaughtered. Then, he carried him away.

Ren Fa cupped his hands at Lin Jiu." Ninth Uncle, I'm really sorry for making a fool out of myself! Right, where were we?"

"Naturally, it means that Old Master Ren's precious acupoints are both large and wide, so it can only be a ritual burial!”

Before Lin Jiu could react, Lin Kaiyun walked to the grave and interrupted.

He knew that Lin Jiu must have noticed the reason for Ah Wei's madness, so he wanted to just brush it off.

"You brat, stop fooling around!”

Lin Jiu didn't move his mouth, but he quietly made a sound with his throat.

Lin Kaiyun nodded." I understand, Master."”

At this moment,

Wen Cai walked behind Lin Jiu and asked curiously," What's a funeral? Could it be a French funeral?"

"Don't talk too much!"

Lin Jiu shouted," You and Qiusheng are usually ignorant and incompetent. You don't even know such simple Feng Shui!"”

Qiu Sheng shouted innocently," Master, I didn't say anything!”

"Shut up!" Lin Jiu glared at him and said to the workers," It's almost time. We can start digging!”

"Senior brother, what exactly is a spiritual burial?”Wen Cai went to Lin Kaiyun's side. He had already reached the realm of a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. He was not affected by being scolded at all.

"A spiritual burial is a vertical burial!" Lin Kaiyun glanced at him." Haven't you heard of the saying that if the ancestors are buried vertically, the future generations will definitely be good?”

"Kai Yun, you're right. Today, everyone has really obtained the true inheritance of Ninth Uncle!”Ren Xiao said with a smile, praising two of them.

"That's what the saying goes, but it doesn't necessarily work!”

Lin Kaiyun looked around the grave. He knew the plot. The Old Master Ren had already turned into a zombie.

"Sigh!"

Ren Fa shook his head helplessly." Kaiyun was right. In the past 20 years, our family's business has been getting worse and worse. I don't know why!”

Lin Jiu asked," Did the old master have a grudge with the Feng Shui master?"”

Ren Fa hesitated for a moment, his expression unnatural.

"This piece of land belongs to the Feng Shui master. After my father found out that it was a treasure cave, he bought it for him with money.”

"Humph!" Lin Jiu snorted coldly and stared into Ren Fa's eyes." You really just bought it and didn't threaten me?”

"This is…" Ninth Uncle, what does this mean?"

Ren Fa's expression was a little awkward." My father's tone was indeed a little tough back then!”

"No wonder!"

"The so-called dragonfly skimming the water must be covered with snowflakes and the coffin must touch the water.”

Lin Jiu pointed at the grave and said," But it's covered with cement and has been completely sealed. Dragonflies couldn't touch water, so how could they be effective?”

"Ah?" Ren Fa was shocked." Could it be that the Feng Shui master was the cause of the Ren family's bad Feng Shui for the past twenty years?”

Lin Jiu nodded and said in a warning tone," Fortunately, that Feng Shui master still has some conscience. He told you to move your coffin and bury it in twenty years. He only harmed one generation of you, not eighteen!”

Lin Kaiyun pursed his lips. Indeed, only one generation would be harmed. If they turned into zombies after lifting the coffin, they would kill all their relatives. There would be no eighteen generations after that! This Feng Shui Master had the intention of exterminating the entire family!

"Then remove the cement. Can this tomb still be used?”Ren Fa was a big shot and quickly accepted this matter. However, he felt a little regretful about this place.

Seeing that Ren Fa was still thinking about the tomb, Lin Kaiyun reminded him," A dragonfly skimming the water doesn't know how to do it again and again. Not only is this tomb unusable, but there's also the risk of gathering Yin to nurture corpses!”

Right at this moment,

The workers had already dug up the tomb. More than a dozen people tied ropes around the coffin and dragged it over their shoulders. They shouted slogans in unison and pulled the vertical wooden coffin out of the soil.

"Ninth Uncle, we found the coffin!"

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