Master Niu's self-destruction caused the netizens to crash into each other.
The car was too fast, and he didn't have time to brake.
"After all this, Master Niu has never been married? How did you comprehend these principles?"
"You can't talk about marriage just because you're not married? Then I haven't eaten shit, so can't I say that shit is bitter and sour?”
"That bitter and sour brother, stop pretending! You must have secretly eaten sh * t, right?"
"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. But when I turned around, I realized that I'm also single. I laughed and cried.”
Master Niu's self-deprecating words deeply hurt the fickle netizens.
The love of today was too realistic.
"This is how society is now. If your external conditions are not good, the girls are not willing to understand your inner talent!”
"Alright, I've been smiling, but I can't smile now. There's a saying that I finally understand. The core of comedy is tragedy!”
Everyone felt the same way and understood the difficulties of men.
"Then, Mr. Zhu, since the matter has been resolved, our Golden-Eye should leave.”
There were some things that Gu Fei could not say in front of Mr. Zhu.
"Yes, host, I'll send you off.”
"Just go to the door." Gu Fei, Master Bull, and the others walked to the door and turned around to let Mr. Zhu return.
The house was a mess, and he could not leave.
Gu Fei had done this because he wanted to help Master Cow.
Old bachelor!
Perhaps he could get out of his single life with the Golden Eyes show.
"Master Niu." On the way, Gu Fei tried to find a topic to talk about," Can you tell how Mr. Zhu's faucet is broken?”
"Because of the violent collision and the use of violence.”
It was exactly the same as the words of the after-sales representative, Gong Shengyu.
"Haha, Master Niu has also come to add fuel to the fire. This adulterous couple won't even let go of the kitchen sink!”
"Although Master Niu doesn't have a partner, it doesn't stop him from being a marriage master, my idol.”
As they chatted, Master Niu's skills dropped. He was really knowledgeable.
Repairing water and electricity, repairing household appliances, unlocking and changing locks, more than half of them were related to life!
He knows astronomy, geography, harmony and yin and yang.
The world's situation and national affairs were analyzed clearly and logically.
Zither, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, songs, and a wide range of hobbies!
The netizens couldn't help but sigh. What a versatile Master Niu.
Unfortunately, she was not good-looking and had no money, so she had no partner.
In reality, there was always a group of people who were unhappy. Their appearance was ordinary and boring, but their hearts were amazing.
His heart was filled with the sea of stars, but his feelings were often hurt.
"Ah pui! What a world! Master Niu was such an awesome person, but he actually didn't have a partner, yet the local ruffian keyboard warrior could have a girlfriend!”
"Those in front, don't compare the keyboard warrior to Master Niu. Although everyone is just talking on paper, the keyboard warrior only knows how to spit when he has material.”
"Are there any older girls in the live broadcast room? Why don't you get to know Master Niu?"
This was a matchmaker business.
Gu Fei had the same thought.
As they talked, they walked out of the neighborhood.
"Good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are one in a million.”Gu Fei pulled some strings." Does everyone think Master Bull is awesome?”
"Awesome!"
The comments flooded the screen again, as if there were tens of thousands of bulls running wildly.
"Is it a loss to be friends with such an awesome master?”
Gu Fei had perfected his ability to fan the flames.
"Not a loss!"
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room gathered into an ocean of joy.
"Since you're not losing anything, why don't you hurry up and act?”
After this episode, even if Master Niu couldn't get rid of his single account quickly, his business would definitely be booming!
Yet another person who had inexplicably become popular.
The livelihood news program Golden Eye suddenly became " If You Are the One " and instantly became the topic of discussion among netizens.
"Brother Fei actually thought that Matchmaker helped someone get out of their singlehood, haha! He hoped that Master Niu would find a partner soon.”
"As expected of Golden-eye. Not only does he do serious things, but he also doesn't let go of indecent things.”
"Aiyo, my dear mother! From furniture rights protection to fixing the faucet, from live streaming to catching an adulterer to introducing a partner? Golden-eyed weirdo indeed lived up to his reputation! The plot is completely unpredictable, haha!"
"Ah! My eyes! It blinded my eyes. I'm so f * cking funny!"
…………
After bidding farewell to the immensely grateful Master Bull, Gu Fei led the cameraman Lil 'Wang and his assistant Snowy to the private car.
It was almost seven o'clock. Night fell and the city lights flickered.
"Dear viewers, I hope that everyone can learn from the faucet repair incident. Marriage is not easy, so cherish your relationship.”
" Times have changed," Gu Fei said at the end of his program." The one who destroys a marriage is no longer the Old Wang next door, but the youthful version of the Old Wang next door and the Little Wang next door.”
She still had the same venomous tongue.
"Pfft, Little Wang Next Door, the youthful version of Old Wang Next Door, haha! Brother Fei was watching the bullet screen the entire time, right?"
"The f * cking era is progressing. Old Wang Next Door has also launched a youth version. Little Wang Next Door, haha.”
The summary continued, and the laughter never stopped.
"If you don't want to be a green hat, be careful of Red Underpants next door.”
" Red and green match, marriage cheating."
With Gu Fei's help, the green hat and red underpants 'images became even more vivid.
Cuckolded victim, red underwear lover.
"Finally, I advise all the netizens not to fix the faucet for no reason!”After Gu Fei concluded, it was time for this episode to bid farewell." This episode of Goldeneye ends here-"
Before he could finish his sentence, Gu Fei saw a familiar police car pulling up to the opposite side.
Alright, it seemed that it wouldn't end for the time being.
"Is that Officer Li and the others?" The cameraman Little Wang immediately turned the camera to the opposite side. It was a familiar license plate. There was no mistake!
There was definitely something wrong with the police coming to the neighborhood during mealtime!
Seeing the police car, the netizens in the live stream room were excited again.
"The license plate is correct. It's Officer Li who arrested my aunt last time! Haha, who are they going to catch this time?”
"Could it be that Mr. Zhu called the police and came to arrest Xiao Wang?”
If they wanted to know the truth, they would have to rely on Gu Fei.
"Let's go!"
It might even be a hot topic, so how could Gu Fei miss it?
Seeing Golden-eyed's old acquaintance again, Officer Li and Officer Zhu got out of the car and greeted him with a smile.
"I didn't expect to see you again so soon. What a coincidence!”
"Officer Li, are we on duty?"
"That's right." Officer Li explained while interacting with the netizens in the live broadcast room," We received a report that someone is engaging in illegal transactions in this neighborhood!”
"An illegal transaction?"
"Yes, sex trade!"
When they heard this, the netizens were extremely excited. They all wished they could follow the internet to the scene!
"Digging! Hehe, isn't it just that kind of thing?"
"Isn't this too exciting? He had just been caught cheating on his wife, and now he was here to catch prostitution? Golden-eyed yy!"
These comments made Officer Li shake his head.
This year's fickle netizens were all LSP players, but they were still kind-hearted.
"The person who reported it was a university student. He passed by three days ago and saw the same scene, so he called the police.”Officer Li said to netizen Pu Fa," Friends, remember, if you encounter such things in the future, don't let your imagination run wild. Call the police directly!”
After he was done with his lecture, Officer Li pointed to the east and smiled at Gu Fei,""Let's go. Since we're here, let's go take a look. But what can be filmed and what can't be filmed, understand?”
Such a thing could be broadcasted?
"Yay!" The netizens jumped three feet high. The exciting scene was coming!
"Brother Fei is awesome! Golden Eye is awesome!"
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