"Officer, I bought these clothes for fun. Really!”
I bought it online through express delivery. I just got it back from the Cainiao Station when it was…
Little Light had a hard time. How did he get caught with prostitution?
"Ahem." Officer Li returned the item to Light. A maid outfit didn't mean anything. Only by entering the house could he be sure.
"Light, can you let us in now?”
"You didn't do it, what are you afraid of?"
Officer Li and Officer Zhu sang a two-person turn and took turns to make Light submit.
"Alright then."
Light knew that this matter could not be stopped. Forget it, forget it. To put it bluntly, there was nothing to worry about. However, he hated the guy who reported him to the bone!
Which bastard had nothing better to report!？
With a click, the lights and the door opened at the same time.
The curiosity of the netizens was in their throats as they followed Gu Fei into the house.
Standing at the entrance, she saw posters plastered all over the walls of the hall.
"F * ck! Brother, you're awesome. You're all f * cking 2D beauties?”
"Haha, society is dead, society is dead. The home of the otaku has been exposed!”
"Is this the real reason why Light doesn't want anyone to enter the house? Isn't the density of the 2D too high?"
Other than the posters on the wall, the wooden shelves at the side were filled with various figurines, all of which were beautiful girls in anime.
"Ah, this?"
Officer Li pointed at a wooden figurine in Light's room and teased,""These figurines are a little underdressed.”
There were sexy clothes, swimsuits, and even some that were not suitable for children.
"He's wearing a little too little. Some of them aren't dressed well. So he's an otaku! Awesome!"
"Pfft, haha, you've refreshed my worldview again. F * ck, so it's a misunderstanding?”
"Tycoon, can we be friends? This shelf full of figurines was not cheap! At least 10 W's!"
If it was a two-dimensional world, then buying a maid outfit seemed to make sense.
Soon, Gu Fei and the others noticed a wooden box beside the sofa in the living room. It was 180 centimeters long, 70 centimeters wide, and about 50 centimeters tall.
It was just enough to fit a person!
"What's that?" Gu Fei pointed at the wooden chest and asked," Can you open it?”
"What? Alright, I can open it." Light was embarrassed for a moment, but then he smiled. Since he had been exposed, it didn't matter if he showed it to his brothers in the live broadcast room.
Perhaps he could even find some like-minded friends.
Two-dimensional, it was usually more of a homebody.
"Don't tell me there's a person inside?"
Officer Li and his wife quickly walked up and opened the big wooden box.
"Good fellow! He's really alone!"
The police officer's words shocked the netizens in the live broadcast room. They thought that he had killed someone and hidden the corpse.
"Haha, it's just a fake. It's quite realistic.”
Little Wang's camera immediately followed and focused on the mannequin in the box.
A full-body, rubber doll in a bra…
Her face was exquisite and her figure was perfect.
"F * ck! Tycoon! Brother Light, do you still need friends?"
"A solid rubber doll, hehe, if you have money, you can do whatever you want. This should be tens of thousands of yuan, right?”
"This doll looks so real!"
After the fickle netizens had a feast for their eyes, their attitudes changed 180 degrees.
"How can Brother Xiao Guang be a bad person? Which guy reported it?"
"The person who reported it, come out and admit your mistake. I guess you're watching the live broadcast too, right?”
These LPs were used to changing the direction of the wind.
Just as everyone had forgotten their purpose for entering the house, Gu Fei reminded them,""Little Light, what's the situation with your balcony? From the outside, it looked pink, and it lasted for a few days.”
"Oh, right!" Officer Zhu remembered that they were here to deal with the public's report!
It was because of the pink balcony lights that caused this misunderstanding.
"That!" Light pulled open the long curtain separating the hall and the balcony, revealing a spacious balcony.
Closer to take a look, solve the case!
"These are all plants?" Under the pink light, Officer Li squatted down and looked at the dozens of pots of unique flowers. He smiled and said," Hey, aren't these gemstone flowers?”
"Yes." Light picked up a pot of emerald gemstone flowers and introduced them." I usually grow flowers too. These succulent plants are the easiest to grow.”
Upon seeing this, the netizens in the live broadcast room came to a realization.
"I'm growing flowers. Haha, it's actually a succulent plant. I can't believe it!”
"But why did you use this color of light to illuminate the plants?”
As it involved professional science, the netizens were dumbfounded.
"Let me explain."
Gu Fei knew a thing or two about this.
"To cultivate succulent plants with perfect color and shape, reasonable sun exposure, temperature difference, and water control are necessary.”
"Although this balcony is spacious, the lighting is not good due to the orientation, so we need to give the plants some light.”
"Little Light uses a professional LED plant growth lamp that can provide the red and blue spectrum light needed for plants to grow.”
"At the same time, this combination of red and blue LED plant lights will appear pink.”
Understand now, the cause and effect.
“666! Brother Fei knows everything! Haha, the pink color is actually to give the plants light? Who would have thought?"
"F * ck, as expected of the omnipotent Brother Fei. He can even master such obscure knowledge?”
"Let's go, let's go. Pfft, haha, it's just a misunderstanding. The whistle-caller is really full of himself!”
The netizens once again prostrated themselves in admiration for Gu Fei, and Light's admiration for his idol grew even more!
In the end, it was another round of laughter.
"The plot of Goldeneye is f * cking ridiculous. The fixing of the faucet has just ended, and it seamlessly connects to the illegal transactions in the community. Hehe, you call this an erotic transaction?”
"I've already taken off my pants, and you're showing me this?”
As the public's report was dealt with, the sex trade became a joke. Officer Li apologized to Light,"Little Light, we're just doing business. I hope you don't mind.”
"It's fine, it's fine." Light waved his hand. He did not lose anything." It's a misunderstanding. It's good that it's resolved.”
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." Officer Zhu patted Xiao Guang's shoulder." Then we'll be leaving first. You-"
Officer Zhu looked at the rich 2D style around him and the full-length rubber doll. He laughed and said,"Have fun, we won't disturb you.”
Just as he finished saying " you have fun ", a crisp voice suddenly came from Xiao Guang's bedroom.
It was obviously a female voice!
"Time…is wasted. Things…can't be done.”
The female voice echoed in the quiet hall and entered everyone's ears.
Because of the partition of the bedroom door, although the sound was not real, it was real.
"Did you hear that? A girl's voice seemed to be coming from Light's bedroom?”
"That? No, why do I feel that this female voice is very familiar?”
"F * ck, isn't he a loner? Could it be that the reports are true? Misunderstanding? Misunderstanding my ass!"
"Thinking about it carefully, it's extremely terrifying. Could it be that Little Light had been pretending all this time? I've been exposed."
The sudden voice caused the live broadcast room to explode again, and the screen was filled with chaos...
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