"In order to reason with that female streamer, you gathered six sisters to come together?”
"That's right. It's dangerous for us girls to move alone, so I called my sisters along.”
Such a double standard made people speechless.
The netizens were about to throw up their dinner.
"Then you quarreled and went all the way from the other party's house to the street. You guys hit people on the street, right?”
"Would we girls hit someone for no reason?”
"It seems that the other party is at fault. It's not wrong for you to hit him, right?”
"It's like this." The leading female fighter really thought that Gu Fei was helping her," Host, you have to stand up for us. Look at how ruthless you're beating us up!”
" It's very serious. I'm injured all over." Gu Fei was still trying to confuse these guys," Fortunately, the seven of you gathered together. Otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable.”
After saying that, Gu Fei gave Officer Li a meaningful look.
[Gathering], extracting keywords.
With a look, he understood.
Picking quarrels and causing trouble refers to the behavior of the perpetrator gathering a crowd to fight, chase, intercept others, forcibly take or arbitrarily destroy, occupy public and private property, etc.
The crime of picking a quarrel and causing trouble was not going to escape!
With a few words, Gu Fei managed to get another accusation out of her.
"Brother Fei, grab the bamboo shoots! You've eaten all the giant panda's bamboo shoots!”
"Did you see that? Ordinary methods are useless against female fists. You have to use underhanded methods!”
"I've learned it, I've learned it. You're one on the surface, but you're not, right?”
After counting, there were a total of five crimes.
After recording it in his notebook, Officer Li deliberately held it in front of the camera to show it to his water friends.
"See? These are the five crimes listed by the police. They are real and effective!”
"Hahahaha, Brother Fei played the seven dwarves like a fool. As expected of the golden eyes that walk all over the place.”
Laugh until you collapse!
The hilarious incident happened all over the country again.
There were people who hit the wall while walking, people who sprayed water, people who dropped their phones into the toilet, and people who fell on their faces.
He had never seen such a funny and stupid person!
Don't be afraid, female fists are all paper tigers.
"I saw the video of the fight online.”Gu Fei asked," Where is that fruit knife?”
"It's with me. What's wrong, host?”
When Officer Li and the others arrived, this group of people was already lying on the ground. They were all exclaiming in pain, so the fruit knife was ignored.
"Can I take a look?"
Even though Gu Fei's request was a little strange, the short woman did not think much of it and handed it over.
Receiving the fruit knife, Gu Fei immediately handed it over to Officer Li and instructed,""Keep the evidence."
“……”
He couldn't hold it in anymore!
Could it be any more casual to take evidence from the perpetrator?
One dared to take, and the other dared to give.
There was another crime.
"Officer Li, this woman stabbed someone with a fruit knife just now and almost killed someone!”
"Yes, yes, yes. If it weren't for Sister Zilong's good skills, she might have been admitted to the ICU.”
The netizens were all saying that this matter was serious.
Officer Li immediately wrote down the crime in his notebook.
Intentional injury (attempted)!
Fortunately, the failed attempt did not succeed. Otherwise, things would not have been easy to resolve.
You didn't hurt the other party, but it doesn't stop us from adding a crime. Some people are scared to death.
Don't talk reason with a female boxer, just go straight to the law!
"Six crimes, a total of seven dwarves. How about seven crimes, seven deadly sins?”
"The fickle friend up there, you're really like what pandas call snatching food-snatching bamboo shoots. But I like it. I suggest adding another crime to make it seven.”
Gu Fei's one interview had directly convicted the seven of them of six crimes, which was unprecedented!
"Why don't we get one more?"
Gu Fei turned around and said to Officer Li,""According to the law, there is a crime of affray, right?”
"Yes!" Officer Li understood and wrote down the last crime on the small notebook.
The crime of affray!
Alright, the seven of you have completed the Seven Deadly Sins and will become the most eye-catching girls in the prison!
The interview game was over, and it was time to move on to the next segment.
Gu Fei asked his assistant Snowy to call the female streamer who was sipping tea over. There were some things that both parties had to confront face to face.
Not long after, the female streamer, Zhao Yun, walked over with a disposable teacup and a smile.
The tea at the police station today was especially fragrant.
"Sister Zilong loves tea so much.”
"The girl is just watching the show. What's there to be afraid of?”
Taking a few steps forward, Gu Fei approached Zhao Yun for an interview.
"Hello, I'm Golden-eyed host Gu Fei. According to the netizens, you are a Red Alert streamer with the ID White Cloud in the Blue Sky, right?”
"Yes, host."
"How should I address you?"
"Call me White Cloud."
"Bai Yun, you heard what they said just now. Are they telling the truth?”
"That's right, that's true."
"Do you have anything to say?"
"I have nothing to say to these trash.”Zhao Yun glared at the seven dwarves coldly." When are you going to lock them up?”
"You! You bitch!"
The seven dwarves were enraged by the public provocation.
In order to prevent the situation from escalating, Officer Li immediately stopped it.
"Everyone, please mind your words.”
"Officer, you have to help us!”The seven female fighters who were beaten up put on a bitter show." Look, what did that bitch do to us! His entire body was covered in injuries! We have to go to the hospital for a full body checkup. We have to compensate. Each of us has to pay at least 50,000!”
He asked for an exorbitant price.
"We're beaten up like this. Don't you think the police won't care?”
"It seems like you guys made the first move, right?”
Officer Li was speechless. It was really difficult to deal with this group of female fighters.
Just how did Gu Fei manage to toy with these seven?
"Look, this b * tch doesn't have a single injury on her body, but we're covered in it. Isn't it because she hit us?”
It didn't matter who made the first move. What was important was who was injured!
"I need to correct you." Officer Li explained," She didn't hit you. It was self-defense.”
"What is self-defense?"
“???”
No wonder he was so lawless!
What are you female fighters doing every day?
He only knows how to fight?
I, I'll go!
Officer Li could not continue speaking, so he suppressed his anger and threw the problem to Gu Fei.
"Brother, I can't handle these seven weirdos. I'll have to rely on you…"
Gu Fei would have to settle the trouble.
"If you have anything to say, you should just say it to me.”
"Alright, host!"
The seven dwarves immediately started talking, belittling the female streamer as if she was worthless.
"She has to compensate each of us with 50,000 yuan. This is the price we have to pay for beating someone up!”
"Indeed." Gu Fei nodded." She hit someone, and she did it quite heavily!”
"The host is right!"
"But I don't think she's wrong to hit someone.”
“??????”
Not only the audience, but the entire live broadcast room was filled with question marks.
Gu Fei's sudden change in tone caused the seven female Fighters to freeze on the spot.
What, it's not wrong to hit someone?
What logic!
"She's a girl, right?" Gu Fei laughed as he asked," Why would a girl make a mistake?”
"She beat us up!!”
"You can't say that."
Gu Fei waved his hand and repeated the same excuse that the female fighters had used earlier.
"How helpless and desperate must a girl be to hit someone in public?”
"Would a girl hit someone for no reason? She must have hit you because you were in the wrong.”
"So the moment she hit someone, it meant that you were wrong!”
"This is what you said. It can't be wrong!”
The familiar lines stunned the female boxer.
This is f * cking okay?
Unable to hold it in any longer, unprecedented laughter erupted in the live broadcast room.
"Aiyo, aiyo, my stomach!"
"Brother Fei, you're so ruthless. Are you trying to laugh me to death?”
"F * ck, f * ck, but I'm uncultured. I can walk the world with a single f * ck!”
Brother Fei told them to use magic to defeat magic.
It was a joke to talk about normal people's logic with female fighters. If he wanted to use it, he had to use their logic.
"Brother Fei's Heaven and Earth Great Shift has long been perfected. Coupled with the Revolving Stars Divine Art, he's invincible!”
"Hahahaha, so it was solved in this way. This is amazing. Ailin-chan sent a Like!”
Gu Fei's rebound was something that even twenty years of experience would not be able to withstand…
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