"Zhu Zi, what's that smell on your body?”
Yi Zhonghai went to look for Shazhu after he finished eating. He smelled a strange smell coming from Shazhu.
"I've been having nightmares every day, so I tried a folk prescription. I smeared some black dog's blood on my body.”Silly Zhu said with a bitter smile.
"There's no scientific basis for this. If it's labeled as feudal superstition, it'll be troublesome.”Yi Zhonghai frowned.
Yi Zhonghai also knew about the nightmares that Shazhu had every day.
Looking at Silly Zhu's dispirited spirit and serious dark circles under his eyes, it was obvious that he had not rested well for a long time.
Yi Zhonghai was also troubled. He was counting on Silly Zhu to support him in his old age, and Silly Zhu could not continue like this!
……
Ding! The sign-in was successful. 130 gold coins, 500 grams of chocolate candy, and 500 grams of black sesame seeds.
Ding! The sign-in was successful. Half a catty of honey and two catties of mung bean cake.
Ding! The sign-in was successful. One watch ticket, one violence talisman.
……
The days passed by uneventfully.
Silly Zhu had been having nightmares for 30 consecutive days.
Silly Zhu probably wouldn't have nightmares today, but he didn't know.
The Nightmare Talisman's effect had already passed.
After dinner, Silly Zhu hesitated.
Smearing black dog blood on his body was useless. Did he really have to drink virgin boy urine?
When Ma Hua told him about the folk prescription, Silly Pillar firmly refused to drink virgin boy urine, but as the days passed, his will wavered.
"Why don't we…give it a try?" Silly Zhu was thinking.
After thinking about it, Silly Zhu made a decision.
Wasn't it just virgin boy urine? Silly Zhu…Ha!
The first thing that came to mind was the meme.
In Shazhu's opinion, drinking the urine of a stick was better than drinking Yan Jiekuan or Liu Guangfu.
However, it was impossible for Silly Zhu to run to the Jia family's house and let the stick peed for him to drink.
As he thought about it, Silly Zhu had some considerations.
Walking out of the house, Silly Zhu went to buy ten bottles of Arctic Ocean soda.
Silly Pillar had also invested a lot.
A bottle of Arctic Ocean soda was ten cents, and an empty bottle could be returned for three cents.
He bought ten bottles of Arctic Soda at once, and it only cost him one yuan.
When Shazhu returned home with ten bottles of Arctic Ocean soda, many people in the courtyard saw it.
"Silly Zhu, what day? Why did you buy ten bottles of Arctic Ocean?" A middle-aged woman asked curiously.
In the past, Silly Pillar was not willing to buy the Arctic Ocean, but now he bought ten bottles. Was he rich?
He Yushui was so happy that she took a bottle of Arctic Ocean and drank it.
"Silly uncle, I want to drink too." The stick came to Silly Zhu's house.
"Come, drink as much as you want." Silly Zhu laughed.
The stick meme didn't stand on ceremony and directly drank it.
Before He Yushui finished a bottle, the stick had already finished two bottles.
After drinking two bottles, he didn't want to drink anymore.
"Drink another bottle." Shazhu smiled and placed another bottle of Arctic Ocean into the hands of the stick.
The stick was a little bloated, but it was rare to have soda, so he continued to drink.
Seeing how well Silly Zhu treated the stick, He Yushui felt resentment in her heart.
He treated outsiders better than his own sister. He couldn't blame his own sister for trying to trick him.
At this moment, Qin Huairu brought Little Dang to Silly Zhu's house.
"Yo, you're drinking soda, Silly Zhu, are you rich? You bought so much Arctic Ocean." Qin Huairu said with a smile.
"Sister Qin, you too." Silly Zhu.
It had been a long time since Qin Huiru had drunk Arctic Ocean soda, so she happily drank a bottle.
The stick had drunk three bottles, He Yushui had one, and Qin Huiru had another. There were still five bottles left, and Qin Huiru was thinking of bringing them home.
After drinking three bottles of soda, he refused to drink anymore.
"It's time for the meme to go to school!" Silly Zhu said to Qin Huairu.
"I've already signed up. It's just that Bangjie's injury hasn't recovered yet. He'll go to school when he recovers.”
"This child has been smart since he was young. He's going to go to university in the future.”
Bang Geng was about to leave, but Silly Zhu took out some melon seeds for him to eat.
Opposite them, Jia Dongxu leaned against the window and stared at Qin Huairu, who was at Silly Zhu's house.
The more Jia Dongxu looked at Silly Zhu, the more annoyed he became.
Silly Zhu took the blame for the stick and bought the Arctic Ocean soda for the stick to drink. This was too good for the stick.
Could it be that the stick was really Silly Zhu's son?
"No, impossible. The stick is my son, it can't be Silly Zhu's son.”Jia Dongxu's face darkened.
After a while, the stick wanted to go to the toilet, so Silly Zhu went with him.
……
In the middle of the night, he woke up.
Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu were both sound asleep.
Xiao Dang and Xiao Huai Hua were also asleep.
The stick needed to pee, so he got up and put on his cotton-padded jacket.
Just as he walked out of the house, he saw a sneaky figure not far away.
"That's…Silly Zhu!" When the stick looked carefully, he could tell that it was Silly Pillar.
Silly Zhu was holding an porcelain cup in his hand, drinking something.
In the middle of the night, Silly Zhu was secretly drinking something. It must be something good.
"What an idiot. He didn't even give me something good to drink. It must be better than Arctic Ocean Soda. Otherwise, he wouldn't be sneaking around.”With this thought in mind, he ran over.
Silly Zhu frowned, his face bitter. The virgin boy's urine was really….. hard to explain in a few words.
Silly Zhu had already drunk half of the porcelain cup of virgin boy urine.
"Silly Zhu, what are you drinking?" The stick meme shouted.
Silly Zhu was shocked.
The stick snatched the porcelain cup from Shazhu's hand and took a big gulp.
"Puff!"
The stick suddenly vomited.
It was too dark to see what was in the glass, but she could smell it.
It was actually…
"Silly Zhu, you tricked me into drinking urine." The stick guy angrily threw the porcelain cup on the ground.
"Little ancestor, lower your voice." Silly Zhu quickly covered his mouth, but it was too late.
Many people in the courtyard were awakened by the loud shouts.
Yi Zhonghai and his wife, He Yushui, Qin Huairu, Jia Dongxu…
Not long after, the lights in the rooms were lit up. The ones with good conditions were electric lights, while the ones with poor conditions were kerosene lamps.
Yi Zhonghai put on his clothes and went to the courtyard. He saw Shazhu and Bang Geng.
"Zhu Zi, why aren't you sleeping? Why are you covering your mouth?" Yi Zhonghai's face darkened.
For a moment, Silly Zhu was at a loss as well. The stick took the opportunity to break free and angrily pointed at Silly Zhu,""Silly Zhu tricked me into drinking urine."
"Drink urine?" Yi Zhonghai was also surprised.
" No, this, I…" Silly Zhu was incoherent.
More and more people came to the courtyard.
In the backyard, Li Weiguo had also woken up.
He got up, put on his clothes, and added two more coal balls to the stove. Li Weiguo also went to the middle court to watch the show.
When Li Weiguo arrived at the middle court, a large group of people surrounded Sha Zhu and Bang Geng.
"What is it? Silly Zhu sneakily drinking urine in the middle of the night?”
"You idiot."
"How disgusting."
……
He Yu was so wet that she started crying. Her silly brother was hopeless. He didn't sleep in the middle of the night and drank urine secretly.
Silly Zhu wanted to cry but no tears came out. He was just trying out the folk prescription. He couldn't take it anymore.
As for sneaking around in the middle of the night, of course, he didn't want to be discovered, but he didn't expect to be seen by the stick.
"Zhu Zi, what happened?" a middle-aged woman asked.
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