"Ding! The system has detected that the stick has stolen the host's fish.”
Hearing that the stick had stolen his fish again, Jia Yi's expression turned cold.
This kid actually dared to come to my house to steal things. He was really playing lanterns in the toilet. He was courting death!
As soon as the divine talisman was burned, Jia Zhangshi's miserable shriek sounded like a pig being slaughtered.
"Help! Someone come quickly!"
Hearing this, Jia Yi knew that his divine talisman had worked.
Coincidentally, it was the weekend today, so many people in the courtyard did not go to work.
The neighbors all came to the Jia family's house to watch the show.
Jia Zhang-shi sat on the door railing, hugging her stick and wailing,"I beg everyone to save my meme.”
Jia Zhang-shi clutched her neck with the stick in her arms. Her eyes widened and her face turned the color of pig liver.
"Jia Zhang-shi, don't just cry, quickly tell me what's wrong with the stick.”
Grandpa One asked.
Realizing that she couldn't get everyone's sympathy just by crying, Jia Zhangshi hurriedly wiped the tears that she had squeezed out from her face and sobbed,""My stick had just eaten fish and was stuck by a fish bone.”
Fish bones?
Everyone was surprised.
How could everyone not know what the Jia family's conditions were?
With his family's standard of living, they might not even get a bite of meat during the New Year. How could they have the money to buy fish?
"Jia Zhang-shi, where do you get your fish?" asked the Third Uncle curiously.”
Jia Zhang-shi's face was full of venomous resentment as she looked at Jia Yi, who was watching the show from the crowd, and scolded loudly,"Isn't it all that fake Taoist master Jia Yi's fault? Why does he go fishing all day? He's just craving our stick!”
Are you craving your memes on purpose?
Jia Yi wasn't angry, but laughed instead. This Jia Zhang-shi was truly a complete rogue.
Since you're acting shamelessly towards me, then you won't be able to bear the consequences!
Everyone immediately understood what was going on and looked at him with disdain.
"I was wondering when the Jia family became so rich. So it was stolen.”
"Serves you right! This is retribution."
"This is what it means to bring disaster upon oneself. Hehe.”
"Enough, stop making sarcastic remarks!”
Grandpa One rebuked angrily," The most important thing right now is to bring the stick to the hospital. If anything happens to the stick, how are we going to explain it to Qin Huiru?"”
"The hospital is too far from our courtyard. I'm afraid that before we reach the hospital, the stick will…"
Before the auntie could finish, everyone knew what was going to happen next.
Hearing that her precious grandson was about to die, Jia Zhangshi cried even harder.
"Ah! My poor grandson, you can't die!”
"Alright, alright, the stick is not dead yet. Jia Zhang-shi, why are you crying?”
"Can't we just get some aged vinegar and feed it to the stick?”
The third brother said in an annoyed tone.
Everyone heard that it was indeed reasonable.
Vinegar could soften fish bones. This was the wisdom passed down from the older generation.
But Jia Zhang-shi was already indifferent, crying non-stop.
"Jia Zhang-shi, why are you still crying here? Hurry up and get some vinegar to feed the stick!”
" This..." Jia Zhangshi was silent for a while, then said with a sobbing tone,""My family is so poor. How can I be jealous?”
"Moreover, the stick was eaten by the throat of this fake Taoist master, Jia Yi. He should be jealous!”
Jia Yi snorted coldly." Jia Zhangshi, your boy stole my fish. I'm already giving you face by not going to the security department. You want me to feed him vinegar? Do you want me to give him a few more yuan as treatment fees?!"”
Hearing that Jia Yi wanted to give her money, Jia Zhangshi's eyes lit up and she quickly said,"That's right! You have to give me a few more yuan as medical fees, or else this matter won't end!”
"Stupid thing! Did he really think that he would give money to a meme?”
Jia Yi didn't want to interact with the people in this courtyard, so he naturally didn't need to be afraid of anything.
When he earned enough money, the first thing he would do was move out of the courtyard house.
"Enough! Jia Yi, stop talking. Auntie, go get a bowl of vinegar from home and feed it to the stick.”
A middle-aged woman nodded and quickly went home to get a bowl of vinegar. She poured a few mouthfuls of vinegar into the stick, but it was useless.
"Auntie, you're still so stingy at a time like this. Give it to me!”
Jia Zhang-shi snatched the bowl from an auntie's hand and poured it all down her throat.
This time, not only did the joke not get better, it became even more serious.
Not only did he spit out all the vinegar he had just drunk, but he also spat out a few mouthfuls of blood. His face was pale, and it seemed that he would not live long.
Jia Zhang-shi saw that something was wrong and hurriedly threw the bowl to the side. She hugged the stick and wailed,"My precious grandson, you're so miserable. Why is everyone in the courtyard trying to kill you now?”
" This…I…" A middle-aged woman stood at the side, not knowing what to do.
When everyone was at a loss, the second-in-command stood up and said righteously,"The folk prescription you used just now was useless. The vinegar can only soften some of the finer fish bones.
The fishbone in the rod's throat should be very big, and he had to use some unconventional methods to remove it.”
"What unconventional method?"
"This…"
The waiter was stunned.
Only then did he realize that he had only been thinking about showing off and had not thought about how to help the rod remove the fishbone after he had done so.
Seeing that everyone was looking at him with hope, the second-in-command didn't care anymore. He just made up a method.
"This vinegar can only play a supporting role. If I really want to get rid of that fishbone, I'll have to…add dog urine."
The First Bro looked at the Second Bro in disbelief." Second Bro, a life is at stake here. You can't fool around."”
"Hey! Master One, if you don't understand, then don't talk nonsense. This animal urine contains a lot of…good things.
When paired with vinegar, it was even better. Not to mention fish bones, as long as there was enough time, even steel could…disappear.”
Looking at how the second boss spoke, Jia Yi almost laughed out loud.
This second-in-command was really unscrupulous in order to show off. However, this was also good. He could continue to help him teach this ingrate a lesson.
At this moment, Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu, who were working at the ironworks, also hurried back to the courtyard.
When Qin Huiru saw the pale-faced stick in Jia Zhangshi's arms that was about to die, she was dumbfounded.
"What's going on with Master One? Who injured the stick like this?”
Silly Zhu angrily questioned Lord One.
"Sigh! The stick had eaten the fish from the Yi family and accidentally got stuck on a fishbone.”
"But now is not the time to be calculative about this. Second Brother, tell me what animal urine you need to save the stick.”
Seeing his former competitor actually take the initiative to show weakness to him, Second Uncle could be said to be extremely comfortable.
Therefore, he continued to pretend,""For this, it's best to use the big black dog's urine. If it really doesn't work, we can also use human urine.”
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