Actually, Zuo Xiaohan still had a secret in his heart.
He was a transmigrator, not someone from this world.
In his previous life, he had barely survived the 2020 epidemic and was preparing to go out to work to earn money to pay off his credit card bills. In the end, he had only been open for business for two days when he died in front of a small car that whistled past.
Under a strange combination of factors, his soul was attached to Zuo Xiaohan, who had just graduated from university in 2000.
After being reborn, he gained a lot of life experience and insights out of thin air. His mind was filled with many shortcuts to becoming rich.
This was the reason why Zuo Xiaohan was so much calmer than his peers.
"The benefits of this funeral parlor are not bad. I'll find a job first and settle down. After I solve the problems of food, clothing, and housing, I'll slowly start to make a fortune.”
This was the original plan.
There was another important reason why he came to the interview at the funeral parlor. He was a standard atheist in his previous life.
"People can't be brought back to life. There are no ghosts or zombies in this world. All ghosts and monsters are just paper tigers to scare people.”
Thinking of this, Zuo Xiaohan felt that today's unique experience was not useless. At least it had enriched his life experience.
In his previous life, he spent most of his time alone at home. The nature of his work was also a nine-to-six programmer. His life was like a piece of depreciated waste paper.
He did not have a life experience of ups and downs, nor did he have a wealth that could rival a country.
Half of his life was like a pool of stagnant water.
Even if he were to act cool and brag on the internet, it would not be as brilliant as those keyboard warriors and mouth cannon kings.
"Oh right, the housing prices in the future are soaring, and the betrothal gifts are getting more and more expensive. More than 30 million bachelors have no wives to marry. Should we take advantage of the fact that the people are still very simple and honest to buy them at a low price and plant a tree first?”
Zuo Xiaohan rolled his eyes and his gaze quietly fell on Chen Jiao, who was beside the bench.
He hadn't taken a closer look before, but he felt that her figure was slender and even, and her face was good. With a little dressing up, she would be radiant and would definitely be a future treasure girl.
Whether it was a girlfriend or a daughter-in-law, it was not a loss.
What Zuo Xiaohan admired even more was that Chen Jiao's performance was natural and generous throughout the entire process. She did not have the schemes and pretentiousness of the later generations of green tea bitches, nor did she have the recklessness and ignorance of a tomboy.
"This is a good opportunity.”
He had lived two lives, and judging from the wonderful chemical reaction between men and women, this girl had a good impression of him.
Zuo Xiaohan secretly glanced down.
It slid down the other party's straight and tight thighs and gradually slid down the pair of washed jeans and a pair of women's leather shoes that obviously had a cheap aura.
"Zuo Xiaohan, do you think this corpse will suddenly jump out of bed when we are in a daze at night?”
Chen Jiao suddenly thought of something and said that out of nowhere, giving Zuo Xiaohan a shock.
He retracted his gaze indifferently and pursed his lips. He replied calmly like an experienced driver,"There's no such thing as a ghost. Just sit there obediently. If you're sleepy, you can take a nap.”
In the end, he pretended to be dignified and assured,"If anything really happens, I'll definitely stand behind you and let you go first. Don't worry.”
Zuo Xiaohan's chivalrous act of taking care of the situation was somewhat effective after a series of consolation and encouragement.
Chen Jiao tightened her coat, and her eyes were no longer as flustered as before.
She curled up her legs on the bench and sat up straight with her legs crossed. Then, she quietly moved her butt towards Zuo Xiaohan.
"Zuo Xiaohan, let me tell you, we must not fall asleep tonight. The propaganda in the newspapers that believes in science may not be true.”
"What?"
Zuo Xiaohan thought that he had misheard for a moment and retorted without hesitation," I'm afraid that the locals made up fake news to gain popularity, right? How can there be zombies in this world?"
"Believe me, my hometown is a poor mountainous county in the westernmost part of the country. I saw it with my own eyes. When I was young, zombies came out to hurt people and even captured livestock from the countryside as blood food. In the end, the local government sent troops to search the mountains and burn them down.”
"That day, my fellow villagers from a few kilometers around came to watch. The black smoke soared into the sky and could be seen from afar. I was only seven or eight years old at that time, but I saw it with my own eyes.”
Zuo Xiaohan was stunned. It was as if his heart had been struck by lightning. He was stunned on the spot.
He rolled his lips and wanted to refute, but he found that his heart was in a mess. He kept feeling that he had missed something important.
"Really?"
"Of course it's true. It's absolutely true. I saw it with my own eyes.”
Chen Jiao rolled her eyes.
The good impression he had of Zuo Xiaohan earlier was reduced by half.
"Then do you have proof? Did the local newspapers report it? Or is it published in the online news?"
Zuo Xiaohan still didn't believe it.
He had only been reborn once, and this world was still the original world. How could there be zombies?
Girls always liked to be surprised. If a trivial matter could be treated as international news, they must have been deceived by some fake news.
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