"
Uh, cough, cough, water ~"
After Xu Damao woke up, he found that his head was hurting like hell.
He tried to recall how he got home last night, but it seemed like he was lying at home.
"My head hurts again. The wine last night was too bad. Next time, remember to tell the factory manager to buy some wine that won't go to his head.”
"E'zi, E'zi." Xu Damao shouted in a hoarse voice.
Lou Xiao'e was originally enjoying the shade under the eaves. When she heard the sound, she slowly walked in.
"Yo, you're awake. Why didn't you drink to death? Seeing the wine, it was as if you were bewitched. You drank with all your might. Were you afraid that you wouldn't live past 30? I won't be able to drink it in the future."
Lou Xiao'e looked at Xu Damao who was like a pool of mud and was furious.
"Ezi, get me some water.”Although he was scolded, Xu Damao didn't retort. This was something that couldn't be refuted.
"You're the master. You still need me to serve you when you're drinking water.”
"E'zi, I'm very dizzy right now. I really can't stand up. Help me pour a glass of water. I promise I won't drink too much in the future.”
"Hmph, it's better to watch a dog catch a mouse than to listen to you swear. Besides, what does it have to do with me whether you drink or not? It's best if you drink until you die outside, and everyone will be quiet.”
Lou Xiao'e's words were unpleasant, but he still poured Xu Damao a glass of water. It was not warm water or even boiling water, but tap water from the yard.
At this time, the tap water had a strong smell of whiteness. In fact, there was a strong smell of disinfectant.
Xu Damao spat it out after taking a small sip.
"Ezi, this is raw water!"
"Yeah, then what water do you want? Boiling water or cold water? I'm too lazy to boil it for you. Just drink it.”
"That's right. It's not clean. You won't get sick after drinking it.”Xu Damao was quite open-minded.
He gulped down all the tap water in a 500ml porcelain cup.
Then, he rested on the bed for a while.
After the tap water stimulated his metabolism, he felt like he was alive.
However, there was a problem.
She hurriedly put on her clothes and pants and went to the public toilet at the entrance of the alley.
"Phew…" He let out a long sigh of relief, then trembled.
What was happiness?
If one had to pee in their dreams, they would not be happy if they could not find the toilet, and they would be even more unhappy if they found the toilet.
In the real world, when one needed to pee, having a toilet or a hidden place was bliss.
Xu Damao felt that he was very happy now.
After solving the problem of defecation, he returned home.
He started a fire to cook.
It was just a little heat.
Lou Xiao'e actually cooked a lot of food in the morning.
Because her family was rich, and she used to be someone who didn't do anything.
Eating was very particular, but cooking was not.
Occasionally, it was too much, sometimes too little, and sometimes it was half-cooked.
However, nowadays, it was very rare to cook half-cooked rice.
However, it was still not easy to grasp the quantity of rice.
After Xu Damao finished eating, he wiped his mouth with the palm of his hand and the back of his hand. Then, he wiped his pants twice.
Then, he rode his bicycle to work.
In this day and age, as long as one was not a workshop worker, it was normal for other positions to be late and leave early.
Not to mention an old fox like Xu Damao.
He thought that he had a good relationship with the factory leader after drinking with him a few times.
He had that privilege.
Xu Damao was a film projectionist, and he also belonged to the publicity department of the factory.
In the past, when he came to the publicity department, no matter what, he would flirt with the new broadcaster, Yu Haitang.
But today, he didn't have such thoughts at all.
Instead, he felt that the big-muzzled Cui Junhao looked a little handsome.
When Yu Haitang saw Xu Damao walk into the publicity department, she frowned.
She thought that she would have to endure those filthy words again.
But today, he didn't.
Xu Damao sat on his seat without moving, as if he had contracted chicken plague.
"The sun has risen from the west today!”Cui Junhao said in surprise.
"I also feel that it's really strange."”Yu Haitang added.
"What are you two talking about? Are you talking bad about me behind my back?”Xu Damao saw the two of them and pointed at him. He didn't know what they were talking about.
However, it didn't look like anything good.
"Where? We're saying that you've changed today, not for the worse, but for the better.
Usually, when you go to work in the morning, you don't tease Haitang. Today, you're sitting on a stool so comfortably, so I'm wondering if the sun has risen from the west.”
"What nonsense are you talking about? Can't you guys think better of me? Besides, I wasn't flirting with her in the past. I just wanted the new employee to integrate into our team as soon as possible.
Joking was the best way.
Now that Haitang had completely integrated into the group, there was no need to continue joking.”
Yu Haitang almost rolled her eyes when she heard this.
A hooligan like you is also a decent person.
There was not a single indecent person in the world.
Her impression of Xu Damao worsened.
She had finally witnessed this guy's ability to lie without a second thought.
During lunch.
The widow Qin Huairu deliberately leaned on Xu Damao. Normally, Xu Damao would not stop until he touched him a little.
At most, they would give him a meal voucher of 20 cents. He could afford it.
But today, his heart was as still as water.
He immediately pushed the widow away.
"Qin Huairu, why are you pulling me? You don't want your reputation, but I want my reputation. You're a widow, and I'm a married man. If you do this, everyone will think that the two of us are having an affair. Don't cut in line.”
Qin HuHuairu was shocked when she heard Xu Damao's words.
Xu Damao, this bad seed, had tried to get her more than once or twice.
If it wasn't for his two tricks, he would probably have let him succeed long ago.
However, her reaction today didn't seem like an act.
Could it be that dogs had changed to eating shit and cats to stealing fish?
That's not right. It's said that it's easy to change a mountain, but hard to change a person's character.
He couldn't understand.
However, if he really changed it, how many meal coupons would he get in the future?
This would not do.
The child still had to eat.
When it was Xu Damao's turn to get food, it was Silly Zhu.
These two people were probably enemies in their previous lives and had been fighting since they were young in this life.
By now, they had fought at least 90 times, if not 100 times.
"Xu Damao, you're unlucky today. You just happened to fall into my hands.”
Silly Zhuzi's ancestral technique, Epileptics, was fully displayed by him at this moment.
"I say, Silly Zhu, that's enough. You've already shaken more than half of it. If you keep shaking, there won't be anything left.
I'm not talking about you, but you're still pushing your luck, right?”Xu Damao saw that the original spoonful of food in the spoon was probably less than half now. He finally couldn't help but speak.
"I'm pushing my luck. What can I do? As long as the spoon is in my hand, I have the right to order more food. Call me grandpa.”
"I can't even be bothered with you."
Xu Damao didn't want to talk to him, so he left with the lunch box.
"Heh, this is really strange.”
Silly Zhu realized that Xu Damao didn't quarrel with him anymore.
Suddenly, he felt that life seemed to have lost some fun.
"My youth is over. Even Xu Damao doesn't argue with me anymore!”
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