Sister Zhou, known as Zu Chongzhi, was from a girl group and one of the four golden flowers of LOL. Her looks and figure were beyond compare. She was definitely a beauty!
The premise was that she didn't open her mouth. Those who knew Sister Zhou a little knew that her voice was a little hoarse and rough. In addition, when she opened her mouth, she was as fragrant as a man from the northeast, which persuaded countless fighters to retreat.
The netizens often said that Sister Zhou was a beauty when she didn't speak, but once she spoke, she was evil! The kind that could be placed at the bedside to ward off evil spirits.
Therefore, most of the netizens in Sister Zhou's live stream treated her as a brother. Even her husband fans would sigh from time to time.
"Unfortunately, Sister Zhou is not a mute.”
However, Sister Zhou was definitely second to none when it came to the whole process. Not to mention those Zhou Yan Zhou Yu, there were even classic Paris left mother, double standard series, face-changing series, face-slapping series, which could definitely be said to be the best.
This was also why people always mentioned Sister Zhou during Wang Xiao's live broadcast. When it came to the live streamer, Sister Zhou really couldn't get around it.
As soon as Sister Zhou started streaming, her fickle netizens had already been spamming Wang Xiao and the silly little sister. She immediately asked in confusion,
"What the hell are you guys doing? I just started broadcasting.!! I asked Shu Bao to play chess with me today.
What was that? More than three million views? Are you guys lying? Could it be that Teacher Ma's Golden Wheel series has exploded again?”
Although Sister Zhou said that she didn't want to look at it, she still opened the webpage very honestly. When she saw that the cover page was Wang Xiao and the silly little sister, her eyes immediately widened.
"F * ck! Brothers, this old woman is taking off. She's even on the cover!”
Sister Zhou had been on the cover of Bilibili before, and more than once. However, this didn't mean that she didn't like a cover recommendation. On the contrary, she knew how much popularity a cover recommendation could bring.
"The Story That Dumb Little Sister and Handsome Brother Have to Tell? Was the old woman developing a new CP? What about Zhixun?"
As she spoke, Sister Zhou opened the video. When she saw the beginning, Sister Zhou immediately hugged her legs and said obediently,
"Wow, an old woman is in love. Brothers, I'm going to eat this dog food for you!”
The comments were all:
"Yes, yes, yes, it's dog food."
"Sister Zhou is right. This wave of dog food is very sweet.”
"That's right. It's so sweet that my jaw is dislocated!”
"Sister Zhou, please continue to maintain this position. I hope you can still smile like this after watching the video!”
Then, the first scene began.
"When I woke up, I realized that Little Sister, was sleeping beside me.!!!”
"Hahahahaha, brothers, what the hell is this! Where's the dog food?"
Sister Zhou only took a glance and broke through the defense. The bullet screen was full of "Hahahaha" and "More exciting later"!
"You eleven fans have always been my driving force! Yuan Yuan!
Xiwang, Wangshui, Xiaobai, Pengcheng Wanli, they are all my driving force! The Cat that Smiles, Brother Jun, Third Young Master, Yuan! Young Master Lu loved to shake the spoon, Uncle Wang loved to bathe, and the beauty of a smile was like heaven! My, my driving force!”
"Hahahahaha, brothers, I'm numb!!! This handsome bro was too interesting. He actually memorized the name. How thirsty was he!”
"Brothers, what I want to say next is-thank you for the 66 application cards I gave to the old woman boss of A Forever!!!! The shop owner is generous!"
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Sister Zhou was laughing so hard that she couldn't speak. She could only slap the table hard to vent her emotions!
"However, people need face, and trees need bark. Little Sister Dai gave me a chance to rub against her, so we can't keep rubbing against her! Not only did I get more than 200 new fans today, but I also got a reward from a boss. I'm already very satisfied.
So, Little Sister Dai, please rest assured. I am a person who knows what to do. I promise you! I'm just rubbing my * ss, I won't go too deep!!”
The tears that Sister Zhou had just wiped away immediately flowed down again. She wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes with one hand as she held her stomach and rolled around in the chair.
"Hahahaha... No way, brothers... Hahahahaha…I laughed until my stomach hurt…Hahahahaha…An old woman, an old woman was being rubbed.。。。。。”
Little sister:
"What are your specialties?"
Wang Xiao lowered his head and looked down. Then, he pretended to be shy and said,
"It's quite long, but it's not particularly long.”
Bang bang!
Sister Zhou's table suffered damage that it shouldn't have suffered. Sister Zhou panted and shouted,
"Brothers... This handsome brother was too cowardly.。。What did he mean by lowering his head?。。Hahahahaha!"
Little sister:
"What talents do you have?"
Wang Xiao:
"I can imitate!"
Little sister:
"Please begin your performance!"
"Dumb, you and I won't be angry if Mai Zhixun finds out, right?”
"Dumb, Zhixun won't blame me if he finds out you're talking to me, right?”
"Dumb, you and I won't be jealous if Mai Zhixun finds out, right?”
"Dumb, Zhixun won't beat me up if he finds out you're smiling at me, right?”
"Daidai, Zhixun is so scary ~ Unlike me, I only feel sorry for Daidai ~"
The classic scene was here, and then the classic reaction was here. After watching the video, Sister Zhou laughed out loud and was about to stand up excitedly. However, she slipped and fell to the ground with a thud.
The most important thing was Sister Zhou's reaction.
"Hahahaha... Ouch, it hurts so much…Hahahahaha…My PG is numb…Hahahahaha…"
The bullet comments were already laughing like crazy.
"Hahahahaha, Sister Zhou also fell.”
"Calling handsome bro, someone here needs you to massage her PG!”
"As expected of Sister Zhou. She's not at a disadvantage in front of Brother Xiaosa at all!!!”
"I've watched the video of Handsome Brother more than ten times and I can finally stop laughing. However, Sister Zhou has made me unable to stop.”
"Brothers, I just finished my surgery. What should I do if my wound is torn open from my laughter?”
Finally, Sister Zhou got up after rolling on the ground a few times. Then, she tidied her clothes, sat back on the chair, and rewound the video.
This video really made people unable to stop!
"You're dead, Charming Bro! My butt is numb from the fall!! Just you wait!"
Wang Xiao smiled strangely.
"Cough cough…I'm really sorry, silly little sister.。。Shall I rub it for you?"
Wang Xiao reached out to the camera and pinched it twice.
Sister Zhou was dumbfounded. She had never thought that this would happen. She had also fallen just now. No one would believe that this cooperation was not part of the agreement.
"Brothers! What the hell was this! I'm cracking!"
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